lauren

i’m back and i’m blorbo posting idk idk i’ve been here for 10+ years and i can do what i want

[charl0ttan]

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[circusheart]

OK so im a frog and the water is warm now. i swear it was cold a while ago but now its warm and i dont know when or why. But it's probably not gonna get any warmer

[deadelated]

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

[aletheyass]

washing machine time to human time converter online

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[yuriartillery]

it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament

[bakwaaas]

just another long hard day of contributing to low birth rates

[holedyke]

careers.com/creepingaroundquietlyinthedark

[fixaidea]

Bahh. I see how it is. When the dangerous crow boy eats plastic he's 'doing great' and 'doing his job', but when I, the humble housecat...!

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

[flowersforthemachines]

thinking about the character a lot today. call it pondering my blorb

[segamascott]

Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

[kirbybaker-the-alch]

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

[bluehairedspidey]

[sambuchito]

the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

[coolguycy]

When the illness you have causes symptoms

This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy