Uncle Dave

i <3 the denomination of organic monotheism! and you should TOO

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I’ll rub your belly if you rub mine, maybe I’ll share a joint too.

yeeaaah share … i promise i wont hog it all …….

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BREAKING NEWS: disgusting old man thinks he’s hot shit; entire cult falls ill

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strictly ritualistic

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some shots of (very wip) Paradise on me n’ dude’s tomodachi life island :^) still some stuff to do, + a few more characters we wanna add but this is what i’m proud of so far

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time for Rituals with the Girls godbless the girls👍💯

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

come on man i cant be THAT ugly

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woke up feeling godly, need to get dressed for the day. should invest in maybe a bell or something to ring that calls the boys to come clothe me

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strawberry laffy taffy my favrite candy

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MY PET GIMP

@therealpostaldude ‘s furry dude 🙏

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somebody get this dog out of here

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marry me uncle dave

i dont know how many marriages i can legally have in the state of arizona

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Dave, do you have like a harem or something?

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i like to call it “popular with the ladies”

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sorry for not posting, my beautiful religious followers. im at a very quilting time in my life right now, it happens when you hit a certain age yknow

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im the youngest person ever

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marry me uncle dave

i dont know how many marriages i can legally have in the state of arizona

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happy valentines day im laying all sexy on the bed and naked

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All of the local restaurants have started refusing to serve cult members :(

thats absolutely ridiculous they wont even accept pickup orders from me anymore what am i gonna do. im fuckin hungry man. god. ugh.

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I’ve been learning things like y=mx+b and

making rice and beans

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shitt man you already know more than me. hope you dont have any plans to take over the planet or something crazay like that

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We have the same name waow

omg we do… davegang……….