Uncle Funtime Blackett's Idiot Hole

Puny biped, sexual opportunist and former curator of the world's most luxurious hair.

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UKIP can send me daffodils 😊 #politics #ukip #Darlo #Darlington #graffiti #graffitish (at Polam Hall School)

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"Huffing paint? No. I haven't been huffing paint or shagging my bed. I don't care what he says. He's a liar and a daft cunt." #Dog #paint #huffing #j-unit #daft #cunt (at HMS Angry Pirate)

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HK J-Unit 3000 - successful hunt and kill with extreme prejudice of plastic hamburger. Minimal collateral damage. #Dog #j-unit #Darlo #Darlington #plastichamburger (at Branksome, County Durham)

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Quality ball work but no spunk lines. 7/10. #graffiti #graffitish #cock #Darlo #Darlington (at Albert Hill)

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Come past this line and you are gay #chalk #Darlo #Darlington (at Red Hall Community Centre)

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Water chickens #chicken (at South Park Darlington)

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I'm the guard. #jizzmop #Darlo #Darlington #guard #dog #teamamerica (at HMS Angry Pirate)

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"I, the Wrath of God, will marry my own daughter and with her I will found the purest dynasty the world has ever seen. Together, we shall rule this entire continent. We shall endure. I am the Wrath of God! Who else is with me?" Aguirre, the Wrath of God - Werner Herzog 1972 #desertgolfing (at HMS Angry Pirate)

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Hey kids! Do you like going to the park? Are you tired of dodging broken glass, dog shit and paedophiles? Why not bring the park to your back alley with Alley Slide. Fun for all the family. #alleyslide (at North Road)

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Flying chicken with a fetching hat #chicken (at South Park, Darlington)

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A chicken #chicken (at South Park, Darlington)

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Christmas Twat #1 (at corporation road)

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J-Unit getting ready for Halloween. #shitghost

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J-Unit and his new Fleshlight #j-unit #jizzmop #Fleshlight #dogsexaid

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Dicking about with #hyperlapse (at Darlington railway station)

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"I love you Nicola Singh - Nobody knows but me and the world." On the arm rest of the seat in front. #aww #graffiti #tagging #younglove #pukingoutmyheartandlungs (at Newcastle Train Station)

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If anyone can explain what this guy sells then I'd be most grateful. I need to know for a friend #vagtech #robominge #technoflaps (at Darlington railway station)