HEXCORENIGHTS - art by Ayşe Aktaş
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HEXCORENIGHTS - art by Ayşe Aktaş
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🦴 THE HORRORS THAT NEVER FOSSILIZED (Now featuring the Doom-tier statistics your timeline forgot to fear.)
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Let’s talk about the gap.
Not the known. Not the fossilized. But the soft-bodied nightmare interval — the long dark between epochs where monsters left no bones but changed the entire shape of survival.
> Over 99.9% of all species that ever lived are extinct. > And according to paleobiologist Jan Zalasiewicz, less than 1 out of every 1 billion organisms becomes a fossil. > Translation? > The fossil record is the biological equivalent of a tweet with no context.
Now factor this:
The earliest known fungus fossil? 2.4 billion years old. It predates plants. It predates animals. And according to science writer Ferris Jabr, fungi may be Earth’s oldest apex predators — killing by chemical warfare, digestion, and neural hijack.
Now imagine a world where the apex predator wasn’t a raptor or a sabertooth — it was a wall of spores waiting to turn you into a sentient fondue pot.
No gun. No cure. Just you melting in a hallucination while the forest applauds.
Let’s go deeper:
> The Devonian Period — > 419 to 359 million years ago. > Commonly called “The Age of Fishes.”
But really? It was Doom on casual mode.
Predatory placoderms like Dunkleosteus — 30 feet long with armored jaws strong enough to bite through bone.
Ocean floor crawling with eurypterids — scorpion-like sea demons over 8 feet long.
And above them? Primitive air, barely breathable. Gravity unforgiving. Radiation levels higher. No trees. Just fungal towers, acid rainfall, and skies that looked like a biblical curse.
Now imagine being dropped into that world. No suit. No weapon. Just vibes.
There’s no Wi-Fi. No med kit. No Star-Lord charm to talk your way out.
Just the realization that Earth was once a place where everything pulsed, twitched, or hissed with a hunger your ancestors learned to fear in their dreams.
And the worst part?
> You’ll never see it coming. Because the most dangerous things never had bones. They never needed them. They digested you before the fossil record could log your obituary.
Modern humans? We’re 300,000 years old. Blink of a cosmic eye.
Before us?
> Life on Earth was shaped by at least 5 mass extinctions, each more terrifying than the last:
The Ordovician-Silurian extinction – 85% of marine species gone.
The Devonian extinction – lasted 20 million years and wiped out reef systems built by microbes.
The Permian extinction — AKA The Great Dying – 96% of marine life – 70% of land species – Even insects got wrecked.
And somehow your lineage made it.
Not just once. But every time.
So the next time someone tells you time travel would be cool?
Ask them:
> “Can your immune system handle airborne prehistory?” > “You ready to breathe spores that predate mitochondria?” > “You sure that patch of moss isn’t thinking about digesting you right now?”
Because Earth didn’t come from Narnia. It came from blood.
Even now, we don’t understand most microbial life. > 1 gram of soil contains up to 1 billion organisms. > 99% of them are unclassified.
So what lived 400 million years ago? What breathed? What waited? What thrived for 100,000 generations and left behind zero bones but one terrifying whisper passed down as “monster,” “spirit,” or “don’t go in there”?
These weren’t hallucinations. They were early trauma responses to surviving an uncatalogued apex predator.
And now? You walk this world like it's tamed. But the fossil record is lying by omission.
Because what got preserved wasn’t always the most important. It was just the most durable.
The scariest creatures? They evaporated. They flowed. They pulsed. They forgot what bone even meant.
So sleep tight. Charge your devices. Sip your latte.
But if you ever hear a growl that doesn’t echo… Or see moss that seems to breathe… Or feel your legs lock up before your brain says run—
> Remember: > You are the child of things that got away. > And the world was never ours. > It was leased through extinction.
🌱 Reblog if you believe some creatures were never meant to be found. 🧠 Reblog if this post made your evolutionary trauma twitch. 📚 Reblog if your gut says: “Our ancestors weren’t making shit up. They were trying to warn us.”
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brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more
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ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread
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They should invent an essay where you just do research forever and then you never write anything
ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself
Yep. This is terrifying. I’ve caught nursing majors, engineering majors, architecture majors relying on ChatGPT to do their homework. These are people who need to know their field well to ensure people don’t die and they’re letting a glorified algorithm cheat them through school. It’s so dangerous
hey. hi. I work in academia. and there are a lot of student-age folks on this site.
don't do this. don't use genAI. even if your professors give you permission. even if they ask for it or suggest it. if they do anything short of directly requiring it (and I weep, because I've already seen assignments that require it) don't touch that crap. if they do require it, stick it to them. be as maliciously compliant as possible. be a nightmare.
I know it might sound easier right now -- just plug in your assignment and get the answers. you don't care about this class anyway, it's not for your major, you don't see the value of the assignment.
but for your own sake, for the sake of your education and mind, and for the sake of the future world we want to have: learn the stuff. you are not as stupid as the corporate bizzaro kings who want to rule the world think you are, so don't give them reasons to believe it.
and odds are good genAI is gonna give you corrupted info anyway -- more and moreso as the machines cannibalize themselves.
just don't do it. not even "I just do it for XYZ--" no. stop. there is no valid use of generative AI, and even using it for memes or lolz feeds the system and directly feeds the pockets of the people who want to replace you anyway.
Rage reblogging this. Yesterday i got into an argument with one of my college friends who is using chatGPT to do all her work. We're psychology students. The whole group chat laughed my arguments off as if they didn't matter because "she's an artist, of course she's anti-AI" and i had to deal with it. This is a warning. If your therapist graduated in 2023/2024, ask about their opinions on chatGPT. They might lie to you if you ask "did you use it to graduate" directly, but try to make jokes about it and play it cool. If they're into it, DROP OFF. FIND A NEW ONE. Do not trust your brain to someone who didn't bother to use theirs.
I heard of people who cheated through a test about safety protocolls for working with lab equipment. They plugged the answers into chatgpt and they passed the test. And now somebody has to work with a person who probably knows nothing about work safety.
People like this will be doing the lab work when the next pandemic hits. Fun.
every now and then i think about emma sen and aim and it makes me shake my head. hm what should i name these two characters whose primary purpose is to carry a message. oh i know. the most unserious book on the planet. eager for watt sap to make their debut in alecto the ninth
started reading gideon the ninth! 🦴🦷
why cant i read a book and watch a movie and play a game and clean all at the same time
My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'
Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark.
This has become such a meme at work i just asked the store manager how her days going and she went awoo
Lesbian Subaru ads from the mid 90s/early 2000s
from “baths”, 1987.
*echoing down the hall* welcome back to a gaaaame changer
He’s been here the whole time.
so where's the kirianthe version of this
needed to add the canon height difference
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