[seventh-inning-fetch]

helping :3

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

alt*ve is a demon from hell sent to torment the mariners

[scorebug]

Seahawks save me… seahawks save me

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

victor roblessed

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

you just gave up a double to washington state apple commission partner julio rodríguez

[adamantineheart]

i love alex carpenter being held at gunpoint to do social media promos

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

a win? in this economy???

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

i need to stop arguing about hockey with random men in comment sections. it's not like they're willing to seriously consider my arguments anyway. waste of time.

[seattlesinbin]

Could someone please hire my good friends Eeli Tolvanen and Jessica Campbell, please!! Starting to get stressed on their behalf

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

mariners really are like give me home runs or give me death

[thereforealiar]

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

i hate the new york y*nkees

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

don't let the beautiful bryan woo down you fucking donkeys

[thatskrakenhockeybby]

We miss you too Joey 😭😭😭

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

i try to learn something from each season as a sports fan and this year i have learned that a talented team can still be bad

[tearfulangel]

do you bet on losing dogs? have you thought about betting on losing dogs? will you bet on losing dogs? when will you bet on losing dogs?

[scorebug]

this moment still makes me cry like a baby