[thatskrakenhockeybby]

We miss you too Joey 😭😭😭

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

i try to learn something from each season as a sports fan and this year i have learned that a talented team can still be bad

[tearfulangel]

do you bet on losing dogs? have you thought about betting on losing dogs? will you bet on losing dogs? when will you bet on losing dogs?

[scorebug]

this moment still makes me cry like a baby

[pacificnorthpuck]

Them: He's just another mid forward.

Me: No, he's MY mid forward, and I wish an inconvenient tummy ache upon you for not seeing his charm and beauty. Good day.

[libraryholds]

what other ppl don’t understand is that when your baseball team has been dogshit for like 45 of its 50 years, you develop a kind of dread-fueled solidarity and loyalty that no winning team will ever understand. i love my dogshit team. living for the hope of it all or whatever

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

tampa bay rays vs josh naylor

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

impressed by how long the crowd has been booing that ump

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

the broadcast has resorted to discussing one piece

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

JOSH NAYLOR

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

julio rodríguez

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

🤢🤢🤢

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

indeed, seattle aquarium

[scorebug]

Colt emerson being a card carrying trump supporter

[scorebug]

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

just going to pretend that the mariners game today didn't happen

[scorebug]

josh vs. the entire tigers roster

[scorebug]

Josh joining in with dan to argue with the umps is giving “SHE SAID NO ONIONS”