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@unconscious-inspector
I… don’t know why I even got this app. After escaping the Bifrost, my ship got taken by Dr. Carmilla. I’m not sure what she does most of the time. There’s a nice woman, though. Penelope, I think? They/them
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So, this RP is for an AU in which Dr. Carmilla mechanised Penelope and then kinda stole Lyf’s ship and they’re mostly unconscious but not always. Get more info on the AU on @uprooted-oak !!!
Hey, Edda.... When will we ever make a stop again? I've noticed myself putting on a bit of... weight, from being cooped up in the spaceship for so long.
@uprooted-oak
As soon as you want! Anywhere you want, really. And you’re still gorgeous, if that worry ever crosses your mind
Then, can we land like, now? I'd prefer Earth but I guess I can settle for any planet closest to us right now, I'd really like to go to the beach.
And I know I'm gorgeous and all, in fact, they preferred chubby girls in The City, but this isn't The City anymore, is it? And, you know how we've been to Earth before? They actually prefer skinny girls there, so I actually had a chance at romance there.
Yeah, of course! We’re close to earth, just about… half an hour? And hey, with how gorgeous you are, you’d NEVER need to fit in any beauty standard some ass planet made up
Oh! Perfect! I guess I'll go... Get ready? Wait... There's nothing for me to get ready with, huh.
Earth is very similar to The City in many aspects, so I guess I just feel a bit of attachment towards it. And I don't know... I guess I just... Felt noticed, when a group of guys whistled while I walked past that one time, it's never happened in The City before.
Don’t you have a few new clothes we bought at some point?
and I’m pretty sure whistling is actually pretty rude…
Uh huh. Oh, I'll probably have to wear shoes again, ugh, they're so uncomfortable.
Penelope left the room and came back a short while in a new outfit, and probably heavy appearance altering makeup considering certain of her physical traits were gone.
Be honest, does this skirt make my back look big?
Instead of her usual long navy blue gown, she wore a pink top and a short polka dot skirt, along with heels much to her distaste, but she'll bear with it since she needs them to blend in.
*They are just staring at her, face bright rainbow*
I don’t know…? Makes you look pretty
Sigh... That means it looks big, doesn't it?
Penelope went up to the full body mirror in the corner.
Hmmm... It hasn't gotten too bad, I'm sure a bit of walking around in clear ground will bring me back to my original shape.
Penelope turned back towards Lyfrassir.
And what about you? You will come this time, right? I heard it's summer in Earth right now, so it'll be nice there, maybe even set up little fair stands too! I don't want to go in alone again...
I- sure.
but I don’t like hot climates too much… You have anything cold?
Hmm... We have coats and long sleeves, yes. I suppose you can sit in the shade at the beach.
Penelope pulled out a small pile of clothes that seemed to have been laying in the common area and handed them to Lyfrassir.
Do you want me to get rid of your whole, uh... Blue skin and all? You will need to fit in with the humans, you know?
I… guess? If you can do that, sure
Okay!
Penelope pulled out her makeup tools that were also somehow in the common area, then she got to work with the face powder on Lyfrassir.
thank you…
There! You look just like an average human, maybe even a citizen!
Penelope looked out the window, the floating circular rock seemed to be much more closer now.
I really hope this bit of weight gain won't stop people from looking at me, though sometimes I don't really know how to act if they do look at me.
If people don’t find you pretty they have something really wrong with them…
Hey, Edda.... When will we ever make a stop again? I've noticed myself putting on a bit of... weight, from being cooped up in the spaceship for so long.
@uprooted-oak
As soon as you want! Anywhere you want, really. And you’re still gorgeous, if that worry ever crosses your mind
Then, can we land like, now? I'd prefer Earth but I guess I can settle for any planet closest to us right now, I'd really like to go to the beach.
And I know I'm gorgeous and all, in fact, they preferred chubby girls in The City, but this isn't The City anymore, is it? And, you know how we've been to Earth before? They actually prefer skinny girls there, so I actually had a chance at romance there.
Yeah, of course! We’re close to earth, just about… half an hour? And hey, with how gorgeous you are, you’d NEVER need to fit in any beauty standard some ass planet made up
Oh! Perfect! I guess I'll go... Get ready? Wait... There's nothing for me to get ready with, huh.
Earth is very similar to The City in many aspects, so I guess I just feel a bit of attachment towards it. And I don't know... I guess I just... Felt noticed, when a group of guys whistled while I walked past that one time, it's never happened in The City before.
Don’t you have a few new clothes we bought at some point?
and I’m pretty sure whistling is actually pretty rude…
Uh huh. Oh, I'll probably have to wear shoes again, ugh, they're so uncomfortable.
Penelope left the room and came back a short while in a new outfit, and probably heavy appearance altering makeup considering certain of her physical traits were gone.
Be honest, does this skirt make my back look big?
Instead of her usual long navy blue gown, she wore a pink top and a short polka dot skirt, along with heels much to her distaste, but she'll bear with it since she needs them to blend in.
*They are just staring at her, face bright rainbow*
I don’t know…? Makes you look pretty
Sigh... That means it looks big, doesn't it?
Penelope went up to the full body mirror in the corner.
Hmmm... It hasn't gotten too bad, I'm sure a bit of walking around in clear ground will bring me back to my original shape.
Penelope turned back towards Lyfrassir.
And what about you? You will come this time, right? I heard it's summer in Earth right now, so it'll be nice there, maybe even set up little fair stands too! I don't want to go in alone again...
I- sure.
but I don’t like hot climates too much… You have anything cold?
Hmm... We have coats and long sleeves, yes. I suppose you can sit in the shade at the beach.
Penelope pulled out a small pile of clothes that seemed to have been laying in the common area and handed them to Lyfrassir.
Do you want me to get rid of your whole, uh... Blue skin and all? You will need to fit in with the humans, you know?
I… guess? If you can do that, sure
Okay!
Penelope pulled out her makeup tools that were also somehow in the common area, then she got to work with the face powder on Lyfrassir.
thank you…
Hey, Edda.... When will we ever make a stop again? I've noticed myself putting on a bit of... weight, from being cooped up in the spaceship for so long.
@uprooted-oak
As soon as you want! Anywhere you want, really. And you’re still gorgeous, if that worry ever crosses your mind
Then, can we land like, now? I'd prefer Earth but I guess I can settle for any planet closest to us right now, I'd really like to go to the beach.
And I know I'm gorgeous and all, in fact, they preferred chubby girls in The City, but this isn't The City anymore, is it? And, you know how we've been to Earth before? They actually prefer skinny girls there, so I actually had a chance at romance there.
Yeah, of course! We’re close to earth, just about… half an hour? And hey, with how gorgeous you are, you’d NEVER need to fit in any beauty standard some ass planet made up
Oh! Perfect! I guess I'll go... Get ready? Wait... There's nothing for me to get ready with, huh.
Earth is very similar to The City in many aspects, so I guess I just feel a bit of attachment towards it. And I don't know... I guess I just... Felt noticed, when a group of guys whistled while I walked past that one time, it's never happened in The City before.
Don’t you have a few new clothes we bought at some point?
and I’m pretty sure whistling is actually pretty rude…
Uh huh. Oh, I'll probably have to wear shoes again, ugh, they're so uncomfortable.
Penelope left the room and came back a short while in a new outfit, and probably heavy appearance altering makeup considering certain of her physical traits were gone.
Be honest, does this skirt make my back look big?
Instead of her usual long navy blue gown, she wore a pink top and a short polka dot skirt, along with heels much to her distaste, but she'll bear with it since she needs them to blend in.
*They are just staring at her, face bright rainbow*
I don’t know…? Makes you look pretty
Sigh... That means it looks big, doesn't it?
Penelope went up to the full body mirror in the corner.
Hmmm... It hasn't gotten too bad, I'm sure a bit of walking around in clear ground will bring me back to my original shape.
Penelope turned back towards Lyfrassir.
And what about you? You will come this time, right? I heard it's summer in Earth right now, so it'll be nice there, maybe even set up little fair stands too! I don't want to go in alone again...
I- sure.
but I don’t like hot climates too much… You have anything cold?
Hmm... We have coats and long sleeves, yes. I suppose you can sit in the shade at the beach.
Penelope pulled out a small pile of clothes that seemed to have been laying in the common area and handed them to Lyfrassir.
Do you want me to get rid of your whole, uh... Blue skin and all? You will need to fit in with the humans, you know?
I… guess? If you can do that, sure
Hey, Edda.... When will we ever make a stop again? I've noticed myself putting on a bit of... weight, from being cooped up in the spaceship for so long.
@uprooted-oak
As soon as you want! Anywhere you want, really. And you’re still gorgeous, if that worry ever crosses your mind
Then, can we land like, now? I'd prefer Earth but I guess I can settle for any planet closest to us right now, I'd really like to go to the beach.
And I know I'm gorgeous and all, in fact, they preferred chubby girls in The City, but this isn't The City anymore, is it? And, you know how we've been to Earth before? They actually prefer skinny girls there, so I actually had a chance at romance there.
Yeah, of course! We’re close to earth, just about… half an hour? And hey, with how gorgeous you are, you’d NEVER need to fit in any beauty standard some ass planet made up
Oh! Perfect! I guess I'll go... Get ready? Wait... There's nothing for me to get ready with, huh.
Earth is very similar to The City in many aspects, so I guess I just feel a bit of attachment towards it. And I don't know... I guess I just... Felt noticed, when a group of guys whistled while I walked past that one time, it's never happened in The City before.
Don’t you have a few new clothes we bought at some point?
and I’m pretty sure whistling is actually pretty rude…
Uh huh. Oh, I'll probably have to wear shoes again, ugh, they're so uncomfortable.
Penelope left the room and came back a short while in a new outfit, and probably heavy appearance altering makeup considering certain of her physical traits were gone.
Be honest, does this skirt make my back look big?
Instead of her usual long navy blue gown, she wore a pink top and a short polka dot skirt, along with heels much to her distaste, but she'll bear with it since she needs them to blend in.
*They are just staring at her, face bright rainbow*
I don’t know…? Makes you look pretty
Sigh... That means it looks big, doesn't it?
Penelope went up to the full body mirror in the corner.
Hmmm... It hasn't gotten too bad, I'm sure a bit of walking around in clear ground will bring me back to my original shape.
Penelope turned back towards Lyfrassir.
And what about you? You will come this time, right? I heard it's summer in Earth right now, so it'll be nice there, maybe even set up little fair stands too! I don't want to go in alone again...
I- sure.
but I don’t like hot climates too much… You have anything cold?
Hey, Edda.... When will we ever make a stop again? I've noticed myself putting on a bit of... weight, from being cooped up in the spaceship for so long.
@uprooted-oak
As soon as you want! Anywhere you want, really. And you’re still gorgeous, if that worry ever crosses your mind
Then, can we land like, now? I'd prefer Earth but I guess I can settle for any planet closest to us right now, I'd really like to go to the beach.
And I know I'm gorgeous and all, in fact, they preferred chubby girls in The City, but this isn't The City anymore, is it? And, you know how we've been to Earth before? They actually prefer skinny girls there, so I actually had a chance at romance there.
Yeah, of course! We’re close to earth, just about… half an hour? And hey, with how gorgeous you are, you’d NEVER need to fit in any beauty standard some ass planet made up
Oh! Perfect! I guess I'll go... Get ready? Wait... There's nothing for me to get ready with, huh.
Earth is very similar to The City in many aspects, so I guess I just feel a bit of attachment towards it. And I don't know... I guess I just... Felt noticed, when a group of guys whistled while I walked past that one time, it's never happened in The City before.
Don’t you have a few new clothes we bought at some point?
and I’m pretty sure whistling is actually pretty rude…
Uh huh. Oh, I'll probably have to wear shoes again, ugh, they're so uncomfortable.
Penelope left the room and came back a short while in a new outfit, and probably heavy appearance altering makeup considering certain of her physical traits were gone.
Be honest, does this skirt make my back look big?
Instead of her usual long navy blue gown, she wore a pink top and a short polka dot skirt, along with heels much to her distaste, but she'll bear with it since she needs them to blend in.
*They are just staring at her, face bright rainbow*
I don’t know…? Makes you look pretty
Hey, Edda.... When will we ever make a stop again? I've noticed myself putting on a bit of... weight, from being cooped up in the spaceship for so long.
@uprooted-oak
As soon as you want! Anywhere you want, really. And you’re still gorgeous, if that worry ever crosses your mind
Then, can we land like, now? I'd prefer Earth but I guess I can settle for any planet closest to us right now, I'd really like to go to the beach.
And I know I'm gorgeous and all, in fact, they preferred chubby girls in The City, but this isn't The City anymore, is it? And, you know how we've been to Earth before? They actually prefer skinny girls there, so I actually had a chance at romance there.
Yeah, of course! We’re close to earth, just about… half an hour? And hey, with how gorgeous you are, you’d NEVER need to fit in any beauty standard some ass planet made up
Hey, Edda.... When will we ever make a stop again? I've noticed myself putting on a bit of... weight, from being cooped up in the spaceship for so long.
@uprooted-oak
As soon as you want! Anywhere you want, really. And you’re still gorgeous, if that worry ever crosses your mind
Hey, I heard you met space invaders back at your planet. What was that like?
@uprooted-oak
They. Are. Awful.
Oh... So it didn't go well, I'm assuming. Apologies if it made unpleasant memories resurface.
Yeah. It’s okay.
Hey, I heard you met space invaders back at your planet. What was that like?
@uprooted-oak
They. Are. Awful.
(You hear a trio of knocks outside your room.)
-🕷️🕸️
come in…?
(On the other side you see a man who absolutely should not be on the ship)
Howdy! You’re Lyfrassir, right?
I’m here to pick you up.
what…?
You wanted an “out”, right? Out of the ship and your current situation?
not if I’ll be without penelope
We can bring her too.
Ask her if she wants that.
Alright. Hey Penelope do you want to come with us?
(Because she is in fact in the room)
@uprooted-oak
I- I'm not sure... N-no? I... If Edda wants to go ahead still, then... Okay, I wish them a safe way out. But... I think I'd rather stay...
Oh. They said they wouldn’t leave without you, and I’m not sure this is a safe place for either of you.
And who are you to speak on that?
From what I know, a vampire has literally drugged Lyfrassir multiple times. What’s stopping her from drugging you too?
Well, you know it all wrong, from what I'm hearing. And if Edda really wants to go, then they have no problem leaving without me, and I don't mind spending time with this said vampire.
The “said vampire” is Carmilla.
(Also, @unconscious-inspector )
Then I’ll… I’ll stay. I won’t leave penelope
(You hear a trio of knocks outside your room.)
-🕷️🕸️
come in…?
(On the other side you see a man who absolutely should not be on the ship)
Howdy! You’re Lyfrassir, right?
I’m here to pick you up.
what…?
You wanted an “out”, right? Out of the ship and your current situation?
not if I’ll be without penelope
We can bring her too.
... Where?
Off the ship.
I got that. But where will we go after getting off the ship??
And... I don't know why Edda would agree? This is their ship, after all, and we'd end up leaving the doctor so...
It’s my ship yes, but- the doctor, she…
Ahem. It's really not that big of a deal, you know? Just, like, endure her.
I guess I can.. try
(You hear a trio of knocks outside your room.)
-🕷️🕸️
come in…?
(On the other side you see a man who absolutely should not be on the ship)
Howdy! You’re Lyfrassir, right?
I’m here to pick you up.
what…?
You wanted an “out”, right? Out of the ship and your current situation?
not if I’ll be without penelope
We can bring her too.
... Where?
Off the ship.
I got that. But where will we go after getting off the ship??
And... I don't know why Edda would agree? This is their ship, after all, and we'd end up leaving the doctor so...
It’s my ship yes, but- the doctor, she…
(You hear a trio of knocks outside your room.)
-🕷️🕸️
come in…?
(On the other side you see a man who absolutely should not be on the ship)
Howdy! You’re Lyfrassir, right?
I’m here to pick you up.
what…?
You wanted an “out”, right? Out of the ship and your current situation?
not if I’ll be without penelope
We can bring her too.
Ask her if she wants that.
(You hear a trio of knocks outside your room.)
-🕷️🕸️
come in…?
(On the other side you see a man who absolutely should not be on the ship)
Howdy! You’re Lyfrassir, right?
I’m here to pick you up.
what…?
You wanted an “out”, right? Out of the ship and your current situation?
not if I’ll be without penelope
(You hear a trio of knocks outside your room.)
-🕷️🕸️
come in…?
(On the other side you see a man who absolutely should not be on the ship)
Howdy! You’re Lyfrassir, right?
I’m here to pick you up.
what…?
(You hear a trio of knocks outside your room.)
-🕷️🕸️
come in…?
(On the other side you see a man who absolutely should not be on the ship)
Howdy! You’re Lyfrassir, right?
U-uhm... Lyf? Who is that?? Why is there a random man on our ship?
I… don’t know
just know it’s probably the only man to ever set foot in here. And that’s a good thing. Those are annoying
