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I'm a freaky bitch

[wifislim]

[overpricedvodka]

Hello, Police? I would like to report a murder at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Immediately following Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ homegoing service, refreshments will be served in the hall. It’s Easy Mac and dried out rotisserie chickens from Food Lion tho, so…ya know…

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

That was STONE COLD MURDER! LMFFFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

HOLY.SHIT.

[uncontrollable-whore-moans]

White people thought Get Out was a comedy but this was offensive lmao

[overpricedvodka]

Hello, Police? I would like to report a murder at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Immediately following Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ homegoing service, refreshments will be served in the hall. It’s Easy Mac and dried out rotisserie chickens from Food Lion tho, so…ya know…

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

That was STONE COLD MURDER! LMFFFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

HOLY.SHIT.

[thecutestboysever]

[ashleymacleanblog]

“i’m killing myself by thinking too much and too deeply about everything”

— insanity 

[jehovahhthickness]

Lmaoooooooooooooo this is funny to me

[le-en9-deactivated20190722]

Loool How you get em, is how you loose em

[jehovahhthickness]

^^^^

[richkingx]

He gotta be allergic to newborns or some shit.

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

Lmaoooooooo ^^^^^ALLERGIC TO NEWBORNS

[everydayfixxx]

A rich and famous nigga fucking multiple women is the norm.

[jehovahhthickness]

Doesn’t make it right

[everydayfixxx]

I didn’t say it was right, I said it was the norm.

[jehovahhthickness]

I can read, beloved. I was just saying that it’s some shitty NORMAL behavior 🙂

[fannylikes]

[lyrics-genius]

[kcstles]

“not all men-“

you’re right. t’challa wouldn’t treat me like this

[thecutestboysever]

[provokelust]

BITCH BLOCK ME BACK IF UR A TRUMP SUPPORTER!

[sleeepinglover]

via weheartit

[jehovahhthickness]

If I had a dollar for each time I got called a nigger today, I’d have $300 lmao

[soul-c-h-o-p-s-deactivated20250]

that’s a lot of niggers, why fam

[jehovahhthickness]

😂😂😂😂 white people are shitty af

[jehovahhthickness]

I don’t trust anyone that doesn’t eat pizza crusts

[nothingtoeyeballhere-deactivate]

If you good for my health, hmu.

[bloomflowersbloom]

I cant wait to be the healthiest version of myself

[localstarboy]