6/22/15💉

“In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer. And that makes me happy. For it says that no matter how hard the world pushes against me, within me, there’s something stronger – something better, pushing right back.” -Albert Camus My transition blog is matthewtransitions

[unculturedhomo-blog]

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.

me:

me: is that the sun

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[jncos]

dank memes is such a bad phrase like you know absolutely nothing funny is going to happen when you hear someone say that

[lagonegirl]

me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

[sunbathe]

[honeyedlife]

[realmymelody]

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

[love-personal]

The Cutest Hotel

[rumineely]

[shock]

my favorite video game joke is referring to main characters as the game name like “there goes halo!” “hey it’s john bioshock!” because too-serious gamer dudes will never think you’re joking for some reason

[zackancodeine]

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

[noranbit-deactivated20180511]

Chaotic Good Boy

[arinjosephs-deactivated20180325]

its nine in the afternoon and ur eyes are the size of

very big

[leaveful]

[meladoodle]

This is incredible

[c3rvida3]

I can’t believe that the government is watching our every move and yet they refused to warn me that I was about to walk into a Panera where THREE of my exes were working together.

Hey, the government? You could’ve texted me. You’ve got GPS; they’ve got their jobs on Facebook; I know you know we dated. You knew, you have the technology, and you just let me walk in there, make eye contact with them, and walk out without ordering anything. Fuck you. I hate this country.

[collegiate-confession]

a hero

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]