Kabr0ztrousers Reborn

[they/them] zombified Moglin necromancer https://ko-fi.com/kabr0ztrousers

[undead-kabr0z]

Well, hello again!

My old blog got nuked just as I was wondering if I'd remember to do anything for 3k, so here we are!

I'm Kabr0z! Still older than Google, still Cymraeg (albeit a saesneg), still immensely horny on main. New name, same great lack of taste!

Expect Kabr0z Writes to continue both here and on Ao3, and the usual horny fun that was to be had, just with fewer images in my RBs 😅

I also have a tip jar now? No pressure, but it's there

Same restrictions apply: No scat, No kids, No clowns

If you were one of my anons and would like to be so again, make yourselves known!

Current beloved anons:

🍄🌙🦨🟥🥐🦟🦴🪽🪡🫖🤍🌸🦮

[amillionmilestohome]

I should be using a cuntgirl right now. Rubbing my girlcock over her face and seeing how adorably it smudges her makeup. She begs me to facefuck her but I like how her dickpillow lips feel, so I just keep rubbing her. She's humping my shoe and occasionally I dig it into her a bit and she lets out the cutest squeak

[meefling]

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

[phantomcat94]

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

[anartisticanomaly]

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

[your-fav-bratt]

My cervix is begging to be hit again and again, hard and raw, like it fucking needs it.

[mastersoverminds9]

Wow, you're, like, really wet. I can literally see you leaking down your shorts haha!

Be a good boy and bend over. I want to play with it.

Oh man, what a cute moan! You really enjoy being teased, huh?

Don't worry, I'll keep this little embarrassing secret quiet. You just need to be a good stress relief toy for me from now on.

[shegayonmygirl]

not enough girls making me bark for them lately it's kinda fucked up and sad...

[pawberri]

Attempt to capture the beauty of my wife walking around the house

[maryawrites]

Simon has a maddening domesticity kink.

“Stop teasin’ me.”

You look from your place in bed, glasses almost sliding off of your nose. You glance around the room once before pointing at yourself. Simon gives you a dead-serious nod of his head, drilling holes into you with his eyes.

“Huh, what’d I do, Si?”

“All that. I’m tellin’ you t’ stop bein’ a tease.”

You take yourself into account. You are sitting in bed in your ugly, mismatched pajamas, reading a book with everything about you totally undone. You were just nodding off when he walked in. What’s Simon on about?

“I’m-… Are we playing around? Joking? I don’t get it.” You’re about as un-sexy as you can be.

He huffs and walks up to the edge of the bed, reaching under the covers to wrap a large hand around your ankle and pull you to the edge, locked under his gaze as blankets crowd around you. “Look at ya, love. Quit playing games.”

You finally find it in you to laugh at his ambiguity, watching the corners of his mouth quirk. He shifts on his feet uncomfortably, tightening his grip around your ankle. “I don’t understand. I’m very unattractive right now. Startlingly so.”

“Don’t say tha’.” He mutters, leaning over to shove his face into the crook of your neck, humming in relief as he presses into you. You wrestle your arms free to throw around him, curling into his heavy body. The moment goes on sweetly until his hips roll lazily against you, exhaling shakily.

“Simon!”

[eevee-of-eternity]

Accidentally turning Simon's white shirts pink because you put your new red panties in the wash. Having to explain to him what happened. Him demanding to see said new panties.

[princessporcelaingirl]

You are beautiful porcelain, and I am removing the curse of consciousness from you. All you must do is sit and exist. That is what a doll does best.

^-^ ok! Yay!

[undead-kabr0z]

@subby-fae

[zeal-kitten]

Dick in my mouth...

I love how soft the head is compared to the shaft. It's so fun to play with the squishy mushroom tip, kissing and sucking it and teasing it with my lips, then drag my tongue down the hardness and glance back up to watch it twitch <3

[fellowshipofthekink]

make out + fingering combo would be pretty cool right now, just sayin’

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

mermaid pussy

[rabbiddyke]

obsessed with the idea of getting stuffed with a fleshlight to be fucked. getting used for your hole with no gratification to you. having them pump into you but all you can feel is yourself being stretched out around the cold hard plastic. you're literally nothing more than a piece of furniture to them

[innumerable-voices]

I just adore girls who show off immaturity

Pig tails, bracers, sticking their tongue out to concentrate, pointing their feet in, babbling at me for hours about all their favourite things

*dreamy sigh*

[innumerable-voices]

Most normalist milf ever: do you ahhh, do you maybe need help tying your shoe laces? >.<

[innumerable-voices]

Obviously I'd never want to sexualise or infantalise anyone's physical or intellectual disabilities,,, unless you're into it in which case awww your lil handsies don't work like they should? You get so so sleepy all the time? You stumble over your words and repeat yourself? You can't think good like you used to and it makes you so so grumpy and frustrated? It's okay little thing mama is here I'll brush your teeth and wash your hair and tie your shoe laces and listen to you talk endlessly and make you feel so good in that special way only mamas can, just trust me and it'll all be ok

[innumerable-voices]

You deserve people in your life who will love everything about you including your disabilities not in spite of them

[innumerable-voices]

You deserve people in your life who will love everything about you including your disabilities not in spite of them

Feels like one of the most important things I've ever said

[puppygirllaika]

reblog to tell prev she's pawsome <3

[fantagala]

Woarm tummby feathers...

(Reqs open!)