Name: Kenny McCormick Age: 24 Height: 6'0 Pronouns: Any (in fact call him a princess while you're at it) Sexuality: Bisexual Occupation: Busser at Gusteau's Zodiac: Aries sun, Gemini moon, Leo rising Faceclaim: Rudy Pankow
TW: alcohol, drugs, death & suicide mention
Description
Kenny grew up as one of the poorest kids in his hometown of South Park, Colorado. He is the middle child in his family, and despite being much closer to his little sister than his older brother, he was still protective of both siblings. Their parents were alcoholics and drug addicts, who even used their home as a meth lab to make extra cash and continue to fuel their addictions. The three kids ended up in foster care at one point due to neglect, but it was only temporary, and they somehow ended up back home again eventually.Â
Unlike his brother Kevin, Kenny had a tendency to ignore what was happening in their house. While Kevin would constantly fight with their parents, escapism was more of Kennyâs coping skill, mostly hanging out with friends at their homes or focusing on other, better things like girls or video games. However, the truth was that Kenny had bigger things to worry about and escape from than his parents making terrible life choices. He couldnât die.Â
Well, that wasnât entirely true â he could die, and that was the problem. Kenny experienced death over and over and over again, but he always woke up in bed the next day as if nothing had happened. He could recall every death and even remember how it felt, but no one else remembered. His experiences with death were always different, including the ways he died (hit by cars, gunshots, explosions, illnesses, and many other horrible ways) and what he'd see before waking up again (a white light, heaven, and sometimes even hell). There were a few moments where his friends seemed to remember him dying, but theyâd eventually forget again, going back to normal as if nothing ever happened. Kenny even tried to get them to remember once by killing himself to prove a point, but he still ended up right back where he started, with none of his friends remembering.
Kennyâs immortality may sound cool in theory, but the reality was that it was beginning to weigh heavily on his mental health. It didnât help that he was also growing tired of his life in South Park, always being the butt end of the joke from his friends because he was poor and often getting left out of things because of it. In the end though, it was his sister Karen that he stuck around for the most, making sure she was protected and taken care of since he knew their parents were neglectful. When Karen graduated from high school, Kenny finally felt ready to get the hell out of his hometown. Heâd been researching where he should go, and thatâs when he came across Destiny Isle and learned about the magic that resided there. He hoped that he could possibly find some answers to his immortality, or meet people who face similar hardships as him with his ability, so he said goodbye to his childhood friends and moved to Destiny Isle. He was just as broke as ever and knew no one at his new home, but he thankfully got a bussing job at Gusteauâs to keep him afloat and meet some new people.
Headcanons
Kenny has a secret superhero identity, Mysterion, that he uses to help people in need. He used it a lot to help his sister, but now that heâs left South Park, he doesnât anticipate continuing his double life. Will Destiny Isle need Mysterion and his immortality abilities, or can he just attempt to live a normal life for once?Â
He grew up wearing an oversized orange parka for years since his parents could hardly afford new clothes for the kids, and it often muffled what he was saying since it covered so much of his face. He got used to others not understanding him, and sometimes he still mumbles out of habit
Had a theory at one point that his parka was cursed and that was why he was constantly dying and coming back, but that was quickly proven false when he died as Mysterion without the parka
He was always known as the horn dog of his friend group and would make stupid jokes all the time about sex and other inappropriate stuff. Kenny was the first of his friends to be interested in girls and is a known flirt. He doesnât really struggle when it comes to getting into new relationships because others can see how empathetic and caring he is, always putting others first
His best friend was always Eric Cartman, but truthfully he always felt bad for Eric. No one wanted to be his friend because he was a problematic asshole. Eric would make fun of Kenny the most out of anyone for being poor, but Kenny knew that Eric was almost just as poor as he was, so he was likely projecting and taking the attention away from his own poverty. The good news is Kenny has thick skin thanks to being Cartmanâs friend for so many yearsÂ
Has been arrested a few times in the past
He had a terrible habit of being self-destructive as a kid when he was bored, like hitting his head against a wall or desk while taking tests in school, or even chewing on his own hand
He has also fallen into other bad habits in the past, including drug use. He took his escapism a little too far with drugs, but thankfully his friends showed genuine concern and helped KennyÂ
He doesnât have a smartphone but instead has a basic flip phone. Not that heâs never had a smartphone before â he had an iPhone but he sold it to help pay for the move to Destiny Isle
He moved into an old studio that isnât the best and needs a lot of work done, but he doesnât mind because of the cheap rent. Heâs used to living that way anyway, considering what his childhood home was likeÂ
Has an orange cat he brought with him from South Park that he named Fish Stick. The cat would always hang around his familyâs house, so Kenny eventually kept him. When he couldnât afford to get more cat food he would feed him fish sticks which is where the name came from (not realizing his friends would call the cat Fish Dicks until it was too late to think of a better name)
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