At the start of the morning we
Search for hope of food variety
The meal of breakfast is in danger
There's a child of a thousand "no"s
They've gone amok with their vetos
Their pickiness will pave their path, to starvation
Then the one with a meter'd rhyme
In the service of freshness
They're protecting the breakfast time
It's a tale that will leave you breathless
In the face of the child relentless
Green eggs and haaaaaam
I would not, I could not, in a box,
Will not graze on your green eggs,
I could not, I would not, with a fox,
No matter how much you beg,
On a boat, on a train, in a tree,
No I do not want ham,
Crazy one with your food let me be,
Do not like them, no, Sam-I-Am
In the quest for a different food
In the face of a toddler's changing mood
Whose only face is one of hating
It's a fight with a recipe
And a toddler's inhumanity
Their urge to disagree an aw-ful fixation
Then the one with a meter'd rhyme
In the service of freshness
They're protecting the breakfast time
It's a tale that will leave you breathless
In the face of the child relentless
Green eggs and haaaaaam
With a mouse, in a house, on a boat,
Will not graze on your green eggs,
In a car, in the dark, with a goat,
No matter how much you beg,
On a boat, on a train, in a tree,
No I do not want ham,
Crazy one with your food let me be,
Do not like them, no, Sam-I-Am
Vying for starvation, with child negation
Endless confrontation, aggravation,
Parent commendation, recuperation
Breakfast is your destination
Vying for starvation, with child negation
Endless confrontation, aggravation,
Parent commendation, recuperation
Breakfast is your destination
Just try one new fooooooood
Fine I will, try this food, let me be,
Just a bite of this one ham
Oh hey wait, this is good, now I see,
Oh I like them, now, Sam
In a box, with a fox, and a goat,
In the service of breakfast,
With a mouse, in a house, on a boat,
It's a food that is precious,
Guess I do like your methods,
Yes I guess I do like green eggs and haaaaaaaam
