Underboss

People describe me as the robin hood of the mafia. I'm just a man after all. A crazy man sometime, a right man most time. { Indie Mafia!Au jack ✪ }

[hurricanehaywood-deactivated201]

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'sup, Jacklyn?

[underbossjack]

"Very original, Michael. It's hilarious. I'm sure you have work to do somewhere else. I don't have time for this."

[nolongerryanhaywood]

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[underbossjack]

I don’t know. Maybe by stopping your craziness time to time. Sound like a good idea. Don’t get it wrong, Ryan, people are just scared. I’m used by now. 

I’m here to be sure you’re alright and you didn’t put yourself in too much trouble. That’s kind of my job alright.

[nolongerryanhaywood]

Well, I’m okay. I can’t say haven’t gotten into any trouble, but I get through it. I might need a new location, though. The law doesn’t exactly abide to our rules. 

[underbossjack]

Alright. I will find you a new one. You should come to the safe house more often. You're always welcome there. And if you ask about the scared little soldiers, i will make sure they don't come in your way. 

[underbossjack]

Yeah. Yeah, she is brilliant. Finally. It’s been a while since you got stuck in the whole I will hit you because I love you thing. I’m happy for you that’s the only thing.

[resolutemarksman-deactivated201]

It has been huh? I guess it has been for both of us honestly. I mean, he’s been pretty bloody closed off since Lindsay..Cheers J, we’re pretty happy too. It’s been quiet lately, which is good.

[underbossjack]

Nice. Everyone's dating someone those day. Well, except for that poor Ray, but you know, the only thing in his heart is video game and his sniper riffle.

[underbossjack]

  "Sound about right. Please don’t me you’re another Ray from a different universe. King Ray or something? Your royalty ass can go back in your own kingdom."

[decollatusetcariosus-blog]

"Ugh. I don’t go by Ray in public anymore. Nor do I allow disrespect."

[underbossjack]

"And by what name do you go, Ray? Well I get enough trouble right now. a copy of my solider will just cause more. Disrespect? I'm not under your kingdom, you should know that." 

[underbossjack]

  "I should ask you the same question."

[decollatusetcariosus-blog]

"Hmph. Patillo?"

[underbossjack]

"Sound about right. Please don't me you're another Ray from a different universe. King Ray or something? Your royalty ass can go back in your own kingdom."

[nolongerryanhaywood]

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[nolongerryanhaywood]

It’s rather difficult to shake off a reputation, isn’t it? One messy bloodbath and it defines who you are… 

Nevermind that, though. So what brings you here?

[underbossjack]

I don't know. Maybe by stopping your craziness time to time. Sound like a good idea. Don't get it wrong, Ryan, people are just scare. I'm used by now. 

I'm here to be sure you're alright and you didn't put yourself in too much trouble. That's kind of my job alright.

[decollatusetcariosus-blog]

underbossjack started following you

"…Hello. Why are you here?"

[underbossjack]

"I should ask you the same question."

[nolongerryanhaywood]

underbossjack started following you

Well, this is a surprise. 

[underbossjack]

How is it a surprise? 

[nolongerryanhaywood]

Well, you came to me first, Jack. Not many people do that anymore. 

[underbossjack]

Well, I'm kind of your boss, Ryan. I have to talk to you time to time. If you weren't the kind to kill people at any moment, I'm sure people would talk to you more.

[dominatrici-archive-blog]

underbossjack:

"You seem familiar. Have we met before?"

"——I don’t think so. I’d definitely remember that beard."

[underbossjack]

"Pleasure to meet you. My name's Jack. What about you?"

[underbossjack]

Alright Alright. Just to be sure. I’m sure Caiti will be awesome. So beside getting shot in the arm, what happened else in your life?

[resolutemarksman-deactivated201]

I’m sure she’ll be top. She’s bloody brilliant. Er, well M and I started dating, so that’s a thing. I’ve had some pretty bloody successful missions lately too.

[underbossjack]

Yeah. Yeah, she is brillant. Finally. It's been a while since you got stuck in the whole I will hit you because I love you thing. I'm happy for you that's the only thing.

[nolongerryanhaywood]

underbossjack started following you

Well, this is a surprise. 

[underbossjack]

How is it a surprise? 

[underbossjack]

If you say so. Just stay alive and don’t do anything stupid. I’m not kidding on that last one, Gavin. Don’t make me worry about you more than usual.

[resolutemarksman-deactivated201]

It’s my arm, nowhere fatal mate. I’ll be okay J, no worries. Cheers though. It’s just a bit bloody painful is all. Right annoying too.

[underbossjack]

Alright Alright. Just to be sure. I'm sure Caiti will be awesome. So beside getting shot in the arm, what happened else in your life?

[underbossjack]

I now understand Ray for his love for Starbomb.

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

Regretroid by Starbomb

A song about Metroid and misogyny.

[underbossjack]

It’s nothing, Gavin. Just make sure you don’t bleed down everywhere and that would be awesome. 

[resolutemarksman-deactivated201]

Don’t worry, I’m hanging out at my apartment. Got a shoddy little bandaid job on it but it should be looked at proper.

[underbossjack]

If you say so. Just stay alive and don't do anything stupid. I'm not kidding on that last one, Gavin. Don't make me worry about you more than usual.

[dominatrici-archive-blog]

underbossjack  ;;

"—-Pardon me."

[underbossjack]

"You seem familiar. Have we met before?"

[underbossjack]

You should have called someone, dummy. Let me call Caiti alright and during the time I talk to her, please don’t get the luck to be shot again. I will find something to help.

[resolutemarksman-deactivated201]

It’s okay, I’m not terribly hurt, just minged because he bloodied up my favourite shirt. Cheers J, I appreciate it.

[underbossjack]

It's nothing, Gavin. Just make sure you don't bleed down everywhere and that would be awesome.