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REDEFINING JOURNALISM

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Insaaniyat, Jamuriyat, Kashmiriyat

933 pellet cases, 440 hit on eye, 250 with second surgery marks patched on skin, they remain numbers on columns about Kashmir tragedies.

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BECAUSE IT’S NOT IN THE U.S

The States can make bold headlines “45 dead in Orlando shooting”, but self immolations in Tibet (144) for T.A.R burns into oblivion.

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Fire over water

There’s a FIRE in Karnataka and Tamil Nadu over WATER and the central government is sending the fire fighters to Balochistan. Really speaks about priorities.#NotInMyBackyard

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Getting ready for the arclights?!

Fairness cream ad proven right. Women’s Kabaddi Team went through “beauty regimen” to promote their sporting prowess.

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“This is Barkha Dutt reporting Live from the battlefront”, these words during the Kargil War gave everyone extreme goosebumps and so did the controversy about Nira Radia 2G scandal. One incident and tagged “hypocrite”.

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The Common Yak

Comic Strip 

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Pulse And Paan

Guns in Orlando and liquor in Bihar, implicitly available, explicitly forbidden. Licence unknown.

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Oh Dam(n)

Tamil Nadu asks for Kaveri's hand in marriage. Karnataka disagrees. Band-h, Baaja aur Baarat.

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Making us proud! De and night

These women have broken new ground in their fields, it doesn’t matter if the ground is made of glass or bamboo.

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UpenUrjit Patel New RBI Guv

Narendra bhai Modi has given the simmering Indian economy just the coolant it needs, a tightwad fafda loving Gujju capitalist. #HaaloReHaalo

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Demand to Meat the PM

Chickens and goats are protesting in the capital while the cows are chilling with the PM at 7,RCR.

#AccheDin

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India doing ‘NOT’ so well in Rio

US with a total number of 118 medals, Britain follows with 66, China 3rd with 70 medals and then India, a close 67th with 2 medals. #Notbad.

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5 Things Chetan Bhagat Might Mansplain

Chetan Bhagat says he’s ‘figured out’ women in his new book, ‘One Indian Girl’. Here’s all the things he’ll probs patronizingly mansplain.

 1.      Periods

Because a woman’s mood swings are obviously confined by the four walls of her shedding uterus. DUH.

 2. The Patriarchy

By the same logic that only the British understand the pain and after-effects of Partition.

 3. ‘Feminazis’

Hey, you know what’s REALLY funny? Undermining a serious movement for equality by comparing it to fascism.

 4. Childbirth

Because if the thought of pushing a shrieking three kilo mini-human out of       your body doesn’t excite you, are you really worth it?

 5. Rape

No. Just no. All aboard the Nope Train to Don’t-Even-Go-There-Ville.

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Does the Nation Want to Know?

The Kashmir issue is no longer internationally bilateral but rather trilateral;

India - Pakistan - Arnab Goswami.

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Overstepping the Lines

Modi seems to want to live in the heightened version of an Indo-Pak cricket match; delivering a ‘fiery Baluchistan’ no ball and offering Pakistan an extra run.

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IPHONE 7  VS  NOTE 7

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#IntolerantIndia

Image source:https://blog.voxbone.com/numbers-india-finally-available/

India (p.noun): A nation with intolerant people, fighting against intolerance not being tolerated.