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Juli | 19 | ♀ | ENFP | l love people, life, and almost anything except tomatoes! this is my semi-personal blog! 

[horreurscopes]

there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

[another-exclus]

Vampires can come out earlier

[daddys-blunt-little-instrument]

One sexy reason

[24-7got7]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33

[mothdogs]

Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder

[dennys]

#1 tip to be the most popular kid in school

fill your backpack/pencil box/locker/car with pancakes and offer them to new friends

[sinpai-trash-deactivated2019041]

but what if they dont like pancakes

[dennys]

then you probably don’t want them as a friend anyway tbh

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[bangs-chan]

You’re… a bit… close ><;;

[bangs-chan]

Mood

[bangs-chan]

This is why you don’t sit in the Hyung line’s car

[bangs-chan]

It went from sweet to dumb real fast 

[realstraykids]

jeongin’s beautiful smile

[hoodiehan]

Manager: Hi- Stray Kids: wE LOVE YOU

[stray-kz]

will you be the felix to my manager님?

cr. FEELMYHEART!

[dark-fluffball-deactivated20180]

what have i done

[bangs-chan]

When they ask Chan to do charades for “Australia”

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[gaiyofanfiction]

Monsta X Pre-debut

So we’ve got:

“I’ll have your daughter home by 8:30 pm“ Hyunwoo

“Where’s my hug?” Hoseok

“I’m defiantly boyfriend Material, so why don’t you go out with me” Minhyuk

“Come sit with me while I read you some poetry” Kihyun

“Why are you talking to me? Only pretty people can talk to me“ Hyungwon

“Sure, I’ll help you with your homework” Jooheon

and last but not least. my favorite:

“Hottopic Reject” Changkyun

I love them all so much

[kaijuno]

The real college experience

- Depression nap at noon - “I haven’t been to that class in 2 weeks lmao” - sometimes ya just see ppl crying and that’s okay - sometimes ya just see ppl napping and that’s okay - DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL - “Is it free?” - “will there be free food?” - profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas - profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised - *prof walks in 15 minutes late* “y'all want some milk duds” - a second Depression nap - finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot - seriously why has no one else found this spot - accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor - Hammock Squad™ - witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester - IHOP at 2am with the squad - having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week - the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now you’re drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog - The Weed Smell - The First Crossfaded Experience - everyone’s gay - that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y'all are fuckin but in reality y'all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shit

[theonlybrunetteweasley]

Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain

[kaijuno]

God what a mood