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afirahs

gumuhit

love comes in layers and each layer is a valid experience (2021)

aidashakur

It smells like a healed pretty bitch summer

darkestnighthour

NICKI WENT OFF

kelllslp

QUEEN

zodiacmind

Fun facts about your sign here

whatdesireedoes

yivialo

“Hide this from Beyoncé” 😂😂😂

i need

YAS.

Bey always on beat lol

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New Acronym - RFM: ready for marriage

lyjerria

don’t make the girl that loves you look stupid. just don’t

alexbelvocal

When you find out that you've been fucking a distant cousin

When you start asking too many questions and your mom gets suspicious

Mom : Who you been fucking ?

Me:

alexbelvocal

This is a true story y'all 😭😭😭😭😭

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!!!! Details!!!!

alexbelvocal

Sigh My aunt and my mother ( who are first cousins by the way) came to visit me in Boston this past weekend. So they were in my room chilling and they saw a picture on the wall and my aunt ask who that was and my mother told her that this was my best friend. So my aunt is trying to know who she is and my mother is telling this she’s the daughter of so and so. And she goes ooohhh we’re related to these people.

alexbelvocal

And if you know Any Haitian people you’ll know that they are related to the whole world. So I’m like 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 ok whatever. And my aunt goes noooo we really are related to those people they have the same last name as my mother and I’m like ✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾

PAUSE

alexbelvocal

When I was in Haiti last summer I was messing with this guy and he’s my best friends cousin ( their parents are brother and sister and they have the same last name) So I’m like ✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾 Are y'all sure And my aunt was like yes and she proceeds to tell me everybody from my best friends family. At this point I’m sweating 😳😳😳😳😳

alexbelvocal

So I took a piece of paper out and I’m making a tree because I’ve known my best for 13 years and nobody told me shit . I call my great aunt and she’s like yes those people are family and we have the same last name . 😓😓😓😓😓

alexbelvocal

At this point my mother is starting to get suspicious and she’s looking at me like 😒😒😒. So my mother goes please don’t tell me that you’ve been your best friend brother and I’m like mom chill I just want to know .

alexbelvocal

So I text old dude Me: Did you know that we are related ? Him: Naaaa that’s not true Me: it’s true I made the tree I called my great aunt it’s true . We are cousins

And this nigga goes

Him: Damn my cousin got some tight ass Pussy 😏😏

Y'all I lost it .

It’s sooooo fucked and I was dying laughing. He really made my day

alexbelvocal

After I settled down and I’m telling him that this is important this is incest 😳😳😳😳

Me: please take me seriously Him: ok ok lol fine how are we related? Me: we are related because your grand father xxx is related to xxx Him: oooohh you don’t have to worry about that . My grandmother cheated .

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

alexbelvocal

Me: what 🙃🙃🙃 Him: Yea xxx is not my mother biological father. She got his last name but but that’s not her father . My grandma was having an affair with someone else . Me: 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾