abraca fuck you

Taako | High Elf Wizard | Better than You [Indie Taako from The Adventure Zone. Semi-selective. Please read Rules and About!]

[snorlaxatives]

someone pointed out that tom hiddleston as loki looks like tommy wiseau from the room and i literally could not stop thinking about it every time he was on screen in thor: ragnarok sdhsdfjsdhfds

[snorlaxatives]

[mcavoy]

[undermyumbraella]

I've seen the thing and now you either need to kill me, soak my eyes in bleach, or get the voidfish to EAT THAT THING

THE FUCKING BABADOOK AND THE CLOWN THING?? YEAH FUCK THAT NOISE DUDE I’M SO!!!

AAAAAAaaahAAAHHHH!!!

[mothgeist]

whos this taako dude everyones fuckin talking about 

[beetlebongos]

[mothgeist]

oh shit its him. taako adventurezone.

[thedi-wreck-tor]

Taako, at the fantasy costco: excuse me, i lost my adventuring companions. Can i make an announcement?

Employee: sure

Taako, leaning close to the mic: goodbye you chucklefucks

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[shukuchiisms]

Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

[garounthropy]

( ☂ ) one muse gives the other their umbrella. ] "I would advise just using it for this rain and not pointing it at anyone, woofgirl. Trust me."

acts   of   affection   /   platonic   edition

The wolf girl took the umbrella that for whatever reason Taako handed to her still closed, so she opened it and used to to protect herself from the rain.

“Huh. Why shouldn’t I, though?”

[undermyumbraella]

“Caaause unless you’re a bona-fide wizard like yours truly, bad things might happen. Still works as an umbrella, though! Trust me!” [Waving her off with a smile. And maybe scooting under the umbrella for rain protection, himself. Nice.]

“Now, since, you’re obviously the taller of us two, makes sense that you carry it, right?”

[undermyumbraella]

KIMCHII KEEPS TRYING TO EAT MY CEREAL

[youreumbraarrest-old]

Can she understand Animal Speech?

[undermyumbraella]

YEAH I TOLD HER TO BACK OFF AND SHE WENT “MAKE ME”

[undermyumbraella]

KIMCHII KEEPS TRYING TO EAT MY CEREAL

[undermyumbraella]

somnambulistsedge:

rip in rest

IT WAS LITERALLY “WHO WOULD WIN; THE BABADOOK OR ACTUAL, LITERAL HONEST TO GODS DEATH”

[undermyumbraella]

somnambulistsedge replied to your post: gods fucking dAMMIT I’ve been free from seeing the…

babadook’s image may be overblown but it wasn’t a bad movie imho.

my honey my dear sweet summer child you were not here for the whole “The Babadook almost ruined my relationship because my boyfriend legit thought I was making out with him when I was mAKING A JOKE” fiasco, i cant look at the babadook anymore, he’s a homewrecker, he’s awful and i need him goNE

[somnambulistsedge]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh i’ll go back under my rock now

[undermyumbraella]

pffff no no no rocks, taako’s a social creature i need interaction

not everyone got to witness that anyways it’s....it was a fuckin’ ridE

[undermyumbraella]

cherryredreject:

I was dragged to that shit…

The picture is…weird but the context is insane

I can’t do it you won’t catch me mcfuckin’ dEAD going out to watch that

NOPE

[undermyumbraella]

somnambulistsedge replied to your post: gods fucking dAMMIT I’ve been free from seeing the...

babadook’s image may be overblown but it wasn’t a bad movie imho.

my honey my dear sweet summer child you were not here for the whole “The Babadook almost ruined my relationship because my boyfriend legit thought I was making out with him when I was mAKING A JOKE” fiasco, i cant look at the babadook anymore, he’s a homewrecker, he’s awful and i need him goNE

[undermyumbraella]

“HOW DO I GET THAT SHIT OFF MY SIDEBAR!!??”

[undermyumbraella]

cherryredreject replied to your post: gods fucking dAMMIT I’ve been free from seeing the…

So you’ve seen it too

what the picture?? or the movie??

cause if it’s the actual movie I have NOT and I will NOT!!!

[cherryredreject-deactivated2018]

I’ve seen both at this point

I envy you.

[undermyumbraella]

i ain’t touching that shit with a fuckin’ 20 foot pole

I HATE THAT I HAD TO SEE THE PICTURE, THOUGH. fuck!

[brittsmemes]

SEND ME ✓ IF YOU THINK I PLAY MY CHARACTER CORRECTLY

[undermyumbraella]

cherryredreject replied to your post: gods fucking dAMMIT I’ve been free from seeing the...

So you’ve seen it too

what the picture?? or the movie??

cause if it’s the actual movie I have NOT and I will NOT!!!