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Indie, semi selective pokemon OC Lyric Kahale, a faller and local Alolan clown============== Mun and muse 18+ NSFW possible============Please read the rules before following

[myfuture-mywriting-mylife]

Until my last breath, I’ll fight.

Six word story. #364 (via myfuture-mywriting-mylife)

[undocumented-fxller]

lays down. haven’t inspiration for ANYTHING and i feel so bad bcs i posted a starter call and haven’t done any of em. im sorry guys.. depression episodes hittin’ hard.

[undocumented-fxller]

Gonna try to work on those starters soon! Soon after I posted that starter call a big depression wave hit and I haven’t felt up to writing.. I will do them though asap! Thank you for all the follows on my dumb son

[ohnoarno]

“It’s been raining for days.”

“Looks like the rainy season is finally here.”

“Shall I put on a pot of tea?”

“Turn up the heat/put another log on the fire, the rain brought a chill.”

“Close the window, you’ll ruin the flooring!”

“You’re sopping wet.”

“What on earth were you doing out there?”

“Fine, you can come in, but take off your shoes.”

“I don’t need you tracking mud everywhere.”

“The sound of rain is so nice.”

“You’re going out? In this?”

“You can’t go out there, it’s pouring down rain!”

“I like the rain and all, but being stuck inside is so boring.”

“The day would be a lot less boring if you learned how to sit still.”

“I cannot believe we’re stuck in this!”

“Maybe we should find somewhere to take cover until it stops.”

“Does it ever stop raining here?”

“Oh no! The rain ruined our picnic.”

“Want to go for a walk in the rain?”

“Can I have a blanket?”

“Sorry to intrude. This rain came out of nowhere.”

“Look at the sky! The lightning is insane.”

“It’s getting pretty intense out there.”

“A rainy day, warm blankets, a cup of tea, and a book to tie it all together.”

“Let’s go for a walk in the rain.”

“Here, this should warm you up.”

“Come in here before you catch a cold.”

“Ugh, that’s just a silly old wives’ tale.”

“I pity the poor souls caught out in this.”

“Aren’t there any books to read?”

“Rains smells so different in the city.”

“The rain smells better in the countryside.”

“Nothing like the sound of rain to go with a good book.”

“Careful, the tea is still hot.”

-draws on the fogged up windows-

-Flips loudly through book-

-sighs- “It’s so cozy in here.”

[colorlcss]

starter call !

  i wanna kick this blog back up instead of just staying silent in favor of waiting for the event to get enough people to start soooOOO

  like this post and i’ll hit up ur messenger or inbox w/ ideas ? i need to set my verses back up hfhfhf

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Heeey! I wanna get some threads for this boy. So like this post for a starter and I’ll whip one up as soon as I can!

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aethers-lapdog:

       “Plus, they seem to really like you… I wonder why.” Oh well. Hand on one of Lyric’s slimy shoulders, he started steering him towards the safety showers. Ever since the sliggo had started getting out more and more, they’d thankfully made the water a little warmer on one of them. Not exactly a hot shower, but at least nobody would freeze to death. Henry just rinsed his hand under one of the normal cold ones, leaving the warm one to the clown.

              “I’ll go get you a fresh uniform.”

“Like me... it does feel like they target me specifically whenever they get out. I don’t know if they like me or want to just want to drive me insane. Every single time, it’s always me! My uniforms are constantly getting slimed up.. I swear, I better not get put on the ceiling again.”

Frown firmly still in place, he immediately headed to the warmer shower, turning it on and sighing as he stood under it- it still wasn’t ideal, but better than before at least.. his scrawny body didn’t hold heat well. “’Kay.. I’ll be here. Washing. Again.”

[themusewhomuses]

Send “You’re hot” for my muse’s reaction to your muse saying that.

Bonus: Send in descriptions of what makes them hot (example: their appearances, attitude, etc.). Make them feel fluster, make their faces turn red. 

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@shadyxdealings

Lyric was lost. One moment he was getting off the plane, following after family and members of the circus, bag in hand, and the next, as soon as they exited the airport.. he lost them. There were so many people in Goldenrod, the city huge compared to his tiny village in Alola... it was a bit overwhelming. No, it was a lot overwhelming!

Weaving his way through the crowd, various people annoyed with the strange short person trying to push his way through, he just kept looking, calling their names a few times- to no avail. Starting to feel overwhelmed, he pushed his way to the nearest open spot where not many were- there was one though. A young woman, by the looks of it, a little short (even for him). She.. was very soft looking, cute.

Maybe she could help.

“Hey, uh- I’m here on tour with a circus, but I lost the crew. This place, it’s- much bigger than what I’m used to. You seen an odd looking bunch coming through with lots of equipment?” A pause. “Could give you a free ticket for the help.”

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aethers-lapdog:

       “They won’t, don’t worry.” And true to his reassurances, it was only a few minutes until Lyric was safely on the ground- though Henry stayed below him until his feet touched the tile.

       “There… sorry about that.” That was the third time this week the sliggo had gotten out, and they still couldn’t find out how they were doing it! “Let’s get you to the showers so you can clean up.”

“They better not..” Though, he was nonetheless thankful as it turned out, these Sliggoo at least, would cooperate and do as they were told.. Arceus, he’d missed the ground. 

“It- it’s okay. I just wish they’d stop getting out! I’m getting tired of essentially showering every day because of it. And I don’t want to get stuck to the ceiling again- wouldn’t recommend it.”

[aethers-lapdog-blog]

@undocumented-fxller

       “Calm your tits, we’ll get you down soon…” He had to admit it was a little funny at least, though he was worried about Lyric being scared of heights. So far that didn’t seem to be the case, but… better to get him down sooner rather than later. So he released a few more sliggo, these ones thankfully more obedient than the trickster that put Lyric on the ceiling.

       “Help him down, okay?” And with that, the three dragons made their way up the walls, ready to help the man gently down.

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“You wouldn’t be so calm if it was you on the ceiling, Henry,” Lyric barked right back, irritable as ever. But it was justified- how else would one react to being glued to the ceiling. He wasn’t afraid of heights, but he wasn’t fond of them.. and being on the shorter side everything felt farther down, taller than it actually was.

Thin lips in a very deep frown, he pouted as he glanced towards the newly released Sliggoo, doing his best to relax a little more while the worked at him. “If they drop me, I’m gonna fall on you. I hope you know that.”

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"Are you still on the ceiling?"

“Can Pidgeot fly? Yes, I’m still stuck on the goddamn ceiling, no thanks to all your Sliggoo!!” Apparently Sliggoo slime was not only very slippery- it was also very sticky, and.. a Goodra, leader of the pack, had.. outright picked him up and stuck him to a higher portion of the Aether ceiling. For what purpose? No one quite knew, but Lyric was not intent on finding out.

“Get me off here!!”

[memeartificer]

Said During D&D Starter Meme

Wine isn’t flammable enough. You need vodka or something.

Am I allowed to dance on her grave?

Look, I’m all for destroying things, but…

Are you still on the ceiling?

Are you /more/ or /less/ undead than [name]?

If you’re still alive by then, go ahead.

I will explain nothing. You must discover.

I know it was rude, okay?

I’m not happy about this, okay? I don’t like hurting people!

How many miles per hour is that?

There’s blood everywhere!

What’s a good song for this situation?

Will you seek revenge?

This is a family-friendly establishment, sir.

This is the third time you’ve run away over the course of this fight, if you’re keeping track.

That doesn’t count as a costume, it’s just a hat.

He’s all talk. He’s never actually killed you.

Wait, do you not have any money?

Well, maybe the demon has devoured multiple people.

He is not a scaredy cat.

None of us came here to fight a vampire.

What happened? Where are you?

Who did she get murdered by?

The vampire killed her, but not with his mouth.

You killed her! You set the fire she died in!

Doesn’t he know that tweets can be 140 characters?

Are there any other figures of authority?

This entire town wants to kill me, so I owe them nothing.

Wolves aren’t necessarily considered townsfolk. Can they vote?

Who do you report to?

These people don’t like us.

I don’t know what we can even do to help them.

That’s not my name and you know it.

This is by far the worst contract I have ever been on.

Now everybody wants to steal!

I’m not a thief, I’m a lady. And an arsonist.

It’s a bonfire.

Is the frog a good guy or a bad guy?

I feel like we’ve accomplished nothing.

[thingsforrp]

Tol & smol sentence starters

(some are jokey, some can be insults, some for tall people, some for small people)

“I’m so glad you’re tall, you know?”

“My feet are so small I can get my shoes cheap from the kids’ section so who’s the real winner?”

“You’re tall, can you reach that for me please?”

“Can you not put the chocolate on the top shelf? You know I can’t reach”

“You’re the perfect height for an arm rest”

“How tall are you anyway?”

“Us short people can hide in places you couldn’t think of”

“Once I got drunk and told somebody I was 5′12"

“I bought you a stepstool so you can reach the kitchen cupboards”

“You’re too small/tall”

“You’re in another level of the atmosphere up there”

“You’re so close to the average height of a primary school child”

“If anyone laughs at your height I’ll end them”

“I’ve always been the tallest/smallest of my friends”

“You can’t deny you’re small/tall at (height)”

“I don’t think I’ve grown since I was 12″

“If I knock you out you’ve got further to fall”

[wrotten]

do u know what pisses me off? a lot of things where do i start

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

my heart is full of hate and swag

[undocumented-fxller]

Gordon Ramsay {Sentence Starters}

"I have an earnest desire to get things absolutely right."

"The time we have together is quality, rather than quantity."

"Get yourself out of your comfort zone. It's a great learning experience."

"Some can handle it, and some can't. I'm not interested in the ones who can't."

"I'll often say certain things just to motivate people or to get something else out of them."

"You're making me mad. Fucking mad."

"Forecast for tomorrow? 100 percent chance of tears."

"Do you want a fucking medal?"

"I wouldn't resort to cannibalism, never mind if I was starving."

"From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion."

"You know, I have a rough side. I have a smooth side."

"I could never maintain a relationship with a vegetarian. Their breath is just too smelly."

"My gran could do better! And she's DEAD!"

"I have to laugh when someone calls me a ______. I've been called far worse than that."

"I wish you'd jump in the oven. That'd make my life a lot easier."

"You've now just confirmed in my mind you're not trustworthy."