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{{ DEP UA UNDYNE I'M HERE I'M TUFF I'M REALLY CHUFFED

[ask-sans]

* baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[undynty]

🐟 BABY!!!!!!!

[undynty]

🐟 Cookie time!!!

🐟 lots and lots of cookies.

[undynty]

ask-sans:

* yeah and then what happens when you get killed for fucking with him?

* they just go right back to me. no difference.

🐟 They don’t own you Carmen, and if they hurt you again I will go after them.

[undynty]

ask-sans:

* yeah, he can! because doing otherwise puts literally everyone i know at risk!

🐟  He’s putting you at risk and that is unacceptable.

[undynty]

ask-sans:

* undyne please you’re gonna fucking die and i can’t bring you back don’t do this

🐟 He can’t just hurt you and, not only get away with it, act like it’s nothing and that you owe it to him.

[hot-cross-puns]

* You cannot win, Undyne! I have the high ground!

🐟 (WATER COOLER!!!!)

@undynty

[undynty]

🐟 yyyyyyyyyaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[undynty]

[fight me]

[ask-sans]

* i can’t believe you just made a new post instead of reblogging mine smh

[undynty]

* I’m going to suplex you into next week, where we will be hanging out because I’ve taken you somewhere

[ask-sans]

* where are we going

[undynty]

* I don’t know yet! Somewhere exciting. Maybe Papy and I will drag you to a spaghetti museum or something.

[ask-sans]

* i am absolutely never leaving this hotel now

[undynty]

* I’m going to conspire with the people there to drop you through a trapdoor directly into a spaghetti museum.

[ask-sans]

* i can’t believe you just made a new post instead of reblogging mine smh

[undynty]

* I’m going to suplex you into next week, where we will be hanging out because I’ve taken you somewhere

[ask-sans]

* where are we going

[undynty]

* I don’t know yet! Somewhere exciting. Maybe Papy and I will drag you to a spaghetti museum or something.

[ask-sans]

* i can’t believe you just made a new post instead of reblogging mine smh

[undynty]

* I’m going to suplex you into next week, where we will be hanging out because I’ve taken you somewhere

[undynty]

* I can’t believe that an ex-employee won’t let me take him somewhere as a surprise.

[undynty]

[undynty]

ask-sans:

* still gotta catch me first, sushibutt

* Yeah, but when I do I’m kidnapping you. Dunno where yet.

[undynty]

[ I’m going to kick Carmen’s ass.]

[undynty]

ask-sans:

[✱ He stuffs his hands in his pockets, watching upside-down as Undyne shifts upright. His feet are propped up on the stairs now, one slipper barely hanging off his toes.]

* alright. maybe take some iced coffee or somethin with you so you don’t pass out on your reports. pffheheh.

* don’t want be bone-tired, after all.

[✱ Of course.]

She makes a show of sighing disgustedly at his well-worn pun, but she’s grinning all the way through.

* That’s not a half-bad idea, actually. I should have a thermos somewhere....

* Thanks for the towel, Sans. Have fun tomorrow.

Levering herself up off the couch and towards the door, she glances back before she actually leaves, a vision of cloudy hair and neon orange sweatpants.

* Tell your friend they run well.

And she’s gone, door shut behind her.

[undynty]

ask-sans:

[✱ He jolts in surprise when pointed at, but then starts to grin again. Undyne always was a good boss, and a good friend. Damn, they might actually have to go shopping now. Can’t let down the boss!]

* understood, ma’am. i’ll be sure to help you slack on your shift by texting you lots of pictures.

[✱ He salutes, though he sort of misses his mark and smacks himself in the face. But he holds it! That’s what’s important.]

She twists to look at him properly and bursts out laughing, raucous and sharp.

* Alright, alright, at ease you dweeb.

A yawn interrupts her next sentence, and she heaves herself back upright on the couch to stretch. One of the threads on the sweatpants is coming loose, and she picks at it.

* I should probably head home and set up for tomorrow. Have to wake up early and everything, ugh. Why do we even have to do paperwork, can’t we just punch it instead.

[undynty]

ask-sans:

[✱ He snorts, again sneering at her good-heartedly. It felt good to banter with her again, after so long, even if it was.. well. Not gonna last.]

* what if it was all of those things. what if pap is taking me and the kid clothes shopping.

* but nah, yeah, i haven’t seen the kid in a while. wanted to make sure we had a good hanging-out.

* and mayyyybe i’ll go get new clothes.

* Fine! Permitted.

* But.

She points at him without direct line of sight, and is dead accurate.

* I demand pictures. Text me pictures. Have fun. Get a new jacket, you’ve worn this one out. And give me a full report when you get back. I’ve got a full shift tomorrow and I expect it’ll be awfully boring.

If he were to look closely, he’d see a smile creeping wider. She’s pleased. It doesn’t do to have an employee who’s always scrappy and sad, and maybe this’d cheer him up.

[undynty]

ask-sans:

[✱ He freezes mid-scoot and nearly misses the step altogether.]

* oh. uh. heh. yeah, their name is frisk. weird name, right?

* dunno why they’d look familiar. your patrol range is bigger than mine, though.

[✱ Scoot scoot done. He just kinda lays there at the bottom of the stairs once he’s done, head turned towards Undyne.]

* speaking of, can i have tomorrow off.

* Huh.... Really weird name, yeah.

She twists a little bit to get comfortable on the couch, listening to him chatter, and then barks a laugh at his question. Doesn’t turn or move to actually look at him, just responds at the ceiling.

* Why, d’you wanna spend it with this kid or somethin? Is Pap actually dragging you out of the house somewhere? Are you actually going to go buy new clothes?