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PROFESSOR FISHNET'S BLOG - Brought to you by UnemployedProfessors.com

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Best caption gets 25% off their next homework.

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Pray to @satan

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Farha pls! Tweet that after you get 7 cats.

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Dad award! Ima be this 💥

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Done!!

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There’s only 3 women I’m thinking about.

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@rafisreality is looking for someone who can edit his photos a la Kris Jenner

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The smart bottle rats bout to turn into bitcoin rats, it’s called genetic cleansing sweetie, look it up.

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Jordan Hughes whoever you are, make all my life decisions from now

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How close I got to alcohol poisoning yesterday

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You know what else would get you through your final weeks? THE LINK IN MY BIO 💸

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It’s called UnemployedProfessors.com sweetie, look it up.

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Truth Tuesdays

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Acceptable! Polite douche 👏🏻

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Thanks for noticing, does it go well with my Hermès scarf?

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I wake up at 2PM but still eat 3 times like a boss

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No, I stay on sex cuz I outsource my projects to @unemployed_professors (LINK IN BIO)