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i think itd be funny if there was an online "tarot reader" who didnt actually pull cards and just gave good, legitimate advice phrased as if they were card interpretations

#txt

i really wish evil never needed sleep because im sick of being tired all the time smh

#lmfao #txt

wanna turn one of my friends into a witch. i wanna talk WITCHCRAFT to more people in my lifeee

#i know so few irl #thinking of making a jar into a poppet for her yk #like its her brain and everything i put in it is stuff im making her think about #oooo #that could be very good #txt #yeah probably gonna do something like that to make her interested in witchcraft and actually wanna do it #then we can go out together and buy more witchy shit

witch--tips

How do you view gibbous (🌖 & 🌔) VS crescent (🌘 & 🌒) moons?

Crescents are more powerful when waning, gibbous more powerful waxing

Crescents more powerful waxing, gibbous more powerful waning

Both more powerful waxing

Both more powerful waning

Both are equally powerful, i ONLY look at if its waxing or waning

Crescents are always more powerful

Gibbous are always more powerful

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I don't look at moon phases/l only care about new or full moons/Show results

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2025

btw, waxing means its getting brighter/approaching the full moon, while waning means its getting darker/approaching the new moon.

if you want, please share how quarter moons (🌓 & 🌗) fit into your practice as well!

#i maiiiinly just look at if its waxing or waning but i cant say that i dont consider if its a gibbous or crescent at all #usually i prefer crescents but it really depends on the spell

well so update from FOREVER ago, i did make that dragon, but hes a pretty fully formed thoughtform and i kinda let him go. 😐… soooo gotta rely on my servitors i guess. id feel bad making a dragon servitor now that i have a thoughtform roaming, wouldnt want him to feel replaced or anything.

#hes not like dangerous or anything pffft i raised him well its no probbb #txt #just gotta come up with another idea for more fun protection layers #im shit at spirit work 👎

txttletale

DNI CRITEREIA

dni if yuoure like a genrally mean and nasty anmd bad and evil and horrid person Or if you are wicked

#muwahahahaha

dude i did a curse yesterday and the fucking power went out seven minutes after and didnt come back on until 4 in the fucking morning.

#what the hell #ohhh how difficult it is to be a mega powerful witch 😔 LMFAO #anyway the curse worked almost instantly 🤭 got a call a few hours later from one of the people i cursed ab exactly the thing i magicked forr #🩷🩷😇 teehee!!

vipervvitch

everyone! whats your favorite or go-to spell method? like, witches ladders, spell jars, candle spells, sigils, etc.? this doesnt have to be a simple response if you have a lot to say btw

#ive liked servitors and energy work for a while but im trying to branch out and get eviler. hence this blog

the thing they dont warn you about when becoming a witch is that you need to be damn GOOD at poetry if you wanna like your verbal spells

#breaking up a couple rn and usually the verbal component of my spells are kinda lackluster #like yeah i can handle an ABAB or AABB rhyming scheme just fine and keep the syllables of each line vaguely the same #but i just wrote an INCREDIBLE four lines and now the rest of my spell looks like shit in comparison #and im heart eyeing these four lines. i want to be able to do this always. the alliteration??? the rhyming?? the pacing?? the imagery??#and so much more actually i am OBSESSED with these four lines #they SOUND so good. the letters make sharp clicking sounds like the cutting that its describing #it just sounds so so nice i looooove it!!#also makes me feel like a witch in hocus pocus ngl #txt #witchcraft #cursing #baneful magic #spells

what are ways that i can make my craft even more reprehensible to all the strict christians around me…

#hmmm #txt #the new-agers too #fuck that love and light bullshit!#and the racism etc too ofc. duhhh im an evil witch but not in that way

i loooove making poppets to make people question their very existence <33

#txt

teehee i love being an evil witch <3

#im gonna ruin this persons life in the most ridiculous way #txt #la la la la la!!! skipping thru the fields <333

cryptotheism

there's a puppet i really want to damage but it's not in my possession can i just maim a person who looks a lot like it?

Yeah that should work

#rb

sick of my cats preferring my sisters room over mine. gonna do some magic ab it

#LMFAO #stealing them <3 #txt

when u made a baneful poppet and want it to last for a few months, so you set it somewhere and forget about it, but then you find it just under a YEAR later

#LMFAO #i fucked up this girls life #well! she kinda deserves it.#txt #i was wondering where she went!#apparently shes like. isolated herself and is doing drugs and shit 😐 oopsss

witchesversuspatriarchy

#rb

recharging things by the waxing moon be like “as the moons brightness grows, so will your power ✨ you will regain your strength as the moon becomes full ✨ BUT THE WANING MOON DOESNT DRAIN YOU OF YOUR CHARGE”

#MUST specify!!!#lmao #i always worry that ill connect the moon phase to the charging process TOO much #txt #witchblr #moon witch #lunar witch #witchcraft #(this is why you dont compare your love to the moon btw romeo)#mmm sorry lmfao thats what i think of

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