let me be the stone that skips over seas

just to land on your coast

[unethicist]

mint has been such a hot pile of trash lately

[unethicist]

i would rather have an enema with flesh-eating bacteria than deal with the customer service at citibank

[unethicist]

how the actual fuck did someone think, “let’s set up a helpline for teacher certification that only runs 9-430 so teachers have to choose between doing their jobs and HAVING jobs at all”

[persahbeth-deactivated20200716]

remember that time dumbledore had a zefron poster in his room that was one of voldemorts horcuxes and he couldnt bring himself to destroy it

[unethicist]

I need a button on my phone to make it stop playing music when the current song ends. It probably already exists but I’m also lazy and want it to appear magically.

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[unethicist]

tfw your RAPIST tries to call out your university on its (mis)handling of sexual assault on campus and you just want to SCREAM

because yeah my college dean definitely shouldn’t have discouraged me from reporting your slimey ass but maybe also YOU SHOULDN’T UNDRESS AND PENETRATE YOUR SLEEPING GIRLFRIEND WHO EXPLICITLY TOLD YOU SHE DIDNT WANT TO HAVE SEX, YOU MOLDY RAISIN OF A HUMAN BEING.

[unethicist]

what is it about birthdays that make you low key kind of want to cry even though nothing is wrong at all

[feistiest]

me: lmao who needs a partner i’m alone but i’m not lonely bitch, i live fine by my fucking self bitch! play that hailee steinfeld song!

me after watching a one (1) good rom-com:

[shouldnt]

Why is my movie I’m illegally watching online buffering so much? This is not what I didn’t pay for.

[thevoyaging]

[the-pastoralist]

What a color scheme. I would have a damn hard time deciding how to paint each section of trim on a Victorian.

[-everysecond]

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[executeness]

@thebibliosphere

[thebibliosphere]

This is my exact aesthetic in house form. It’s the soul of what the demon house will become if I ever get enough money and energy to do it.

[kingjaffejoffer]

Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone

[gemestoned]

What happened next??

[kingjaffejoffer]

Awkward silence from everyone

Nobody corrected me. I eventually found out a few mins later when someone called him by the right name

[team-bear-arms-deactivated20220]

Call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than you just used.

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

Call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. You’re the boss now.

[ideokinesis-deactivated20191229]

Introduce yourself by his name and call him by your own name. You’re the boss now.

[buttonpoetry]

“He likes big women? And yet he’s not been thrown a parade?!”

— Rachel Wiley, “Big Women”

[fanonical]

luna’s patronus turns out to be a crumple-horned snorkack, prompting a half hour shouting match with hermione over whether or not that means they’re real

[island-delver-go]

LMAO

[machetelanding]

[justsomeantifas]

so theyve got minors fighting californias fires as punishment for crime. absolutely fucking horrific.

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

lol the article frames it as “an opportunity for trouble youth”

[sirduke]

It also frames it as job training which implies that a criminal record doesn’t get in the way of becoming a firefighter

[justsomeantifas]

california like “is your child unruly? have you thought about throwing them in coal mines? it’s hip! it makes $1.34 an hour!

with this job your child can: die letting other miners know theres no oxygen around.

great job experience!”

[justsomeantifas]

i want you all to know this comes directly from budget cuts in firefighter payments at the federal and state levels

california is increasingly relying on prison labor to accomplish necessary things, meaning they have made prison a necessary component of their economic system

which is to say california cannot cut down on its prison population even if they wanted to for prisoners are needed for californias very survival.

theyre ruining peoples lives because it’s cheaper to do that than to pay people what theyre fucking worth.