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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

alphacrone

this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine

lawfulgoodness

"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."

ach-sss-no

#you gotta be more specific man#Hobbits are specifically famous for two Really Long Walks

teaboot

Long Walks Georgs were outliers adn should not have been counted

scorpionlafemme

myjusticecake

You can begin this process at any time, regardless of how old you have become.

thewindowofthesummerhouse

Phillip Light

swingsetindecember

i feel like men got too comfortable directing 3 hr movies. like that's manspreading on a cultural level. go back to 90 min movies. i have other things to do this evening. wrap it up charles dickens, you aren't being paid by the word

glorious-spoon

if you play short videos at top volume with no headphones in public i hope your phone falls down a sewer grate and you get eaten by a clown while trying to retrieve it

beardedmrbean

this sounds like a party to me

grand-theft-carbohydrates

iftye

actually very very grateful for the online slash long distance friendships and connections ive made on this hellsite and i don’t think i say that enough but!!!!!!!! i love you all so so much besties in my phone

seiitchi

fattributes

Albondigas

ephraimwaite

Dreamt I had to come up with a new aesthetic and my idea was "celestial uncle"

ephraimwaite

Celestial uncle was like... unflattering middle aged man clothes but printed with centuries old cosmological diagrams and various esoteric imagery

door

Tania Alvarez (Spanish-American, b. 1983), The Stories We Tell at Night, 2024 Solar shade, silkscreen, various recycled fabrics. vellum, fiberglass mesh, polyester thread, stitched onto repurposed cardboards mounted on pine board frame, steel rod, and bluestone 13.25 x 15 x 7 in