je t'aime mais je me préfère

[dogpuppy]

[ozempicofficial]

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[whitealbum]

this is like november 5th for people whose november 5th was november 5th

[javascrypt]

the fujoshi who sleeps with rpf under her pillow is a fool every night but one

[thedreamthieves]

oh i know the larries are sick rn

[olderthannetfic]

welp! I can’t believe it happened, but apparently, ao3 did a mass deletion of a ship tag. Idk if it’s the supposed 1 person, but seeing how the community is reacting, it’s looking like more than 1 author got their fics deleted with no warning. I’m so disappointed it happened in ao3 and I’m just waiting for response about it because the jump of fic numbers was too extreme to not be noticed. 8k to 5k man. Ship war might be a reason for it, but again, I’m just waiting to see if my support ticket gets response. Also has this happened before? Like on ao3 in particular?

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What ship tag?

AO3 periodically puts its foot down with serial offenders who refuse to stop using AO3 to funnel people to their kofis, and non-fanwork spam gets deleted. It's unlikely that they just deleted a bunch of fanworks for no reason though.

ETA: Oh for fuck sake. Is this fucking Genshin wank?

Stop spamming the archive just so your shitty ship can "win" some war.

And/or stop believing the people who cry that PAC came after them ~out of nowhere~ when they know perfectly well what they did.

Because people still think that worthless methodology on the Top 100 Ships means something, some fuckface posted three thousand spam works just to force their ship on there. No, not the AI fics of the show for toddlers. Machine translated repeat upload drabbles for one of the ten kajillion Genshin ships. Then they orphaned half of them or made them anon or something to try to pretend that the lurkers support them in e-mail other authors posted this flood too.

Now that AO3 has gotten around to deleting their spam, they're apparently wailing about it somewhere on social media and trying to paint AO3 as censors. This is resulting in a flood of lackeys whining to AO3 about how Concerned™ they are.

You're a sucker, anon.

Either that, or you're trying to use my tumblr to spread panic.

You can tell AO3 doesn't actually believe in deletions because Genshin Impact fandom hasn't been booted off the archive for being fucking annoying.

[butlerian-judith]

anon. anon look me in the eyes and tell me you don't think deleting 3k works in this dupespam, minimally edited style is warranted. look me in the fucking eyes and say it.

[olderthannetfic]

It's annoying enough to be spamming at all, but cluttering up the search results for minority languages is especially offensive to me.

[heljar-heimur]

Seconding @out-of-mana

This even reads like AI slop that was then translated by AI into Icelandic.

"Þeir eru í opinberu samhengi" took me out - opinbert samband could be used for being an official couple but samhengi means context.

"Hanskahöndina" is a new word, direct translation of gloved hand ... Does not make sense in Icelandic.

"Hann saknar ekki þess" ... Probably meant they didn't miss as in they noticed.... but it's missing as in missing someone and it doesn't make sense 😂😂😂

[dead-scorpio]

Lol. I've heard that at some point that spammer claimed that it was all for some linguistics research. Not sure if they really did, I haven't seen any screenshots myself. But it would be very funny if it's true.

The spam was a known thing for a long time, but before, whenever someone complained about it, they got dogpiled and harassed because the spammer is friends with some very big accs in the fandom. I remember seeing people defending the spam with "it makes fics more accessible".

One big acc also claimed to somehow know who exactly reported and said something along the lines of there being some problematic rogue mod who just deletes fics for no reason.

Add to all that the insane mental gymnastics some shippers (mainly spammer's crowd) are doing on twt blaming homophobia and "rival" shippers for getting it all deleted

This is honestly so ridiculous

[tenukiki]

[l00llaby]

Ayaka 🌸🦋

[zer0gura]

[skradio]

paradisaea (speedpaint)

[yennevii]

hanging out at the fish shack 🐟🐟🐟

[amwult]

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

[tinartss]

reflections of a feeble scholar

[cicadaland]

topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know

[apocalypse-arising]

[lvnesart]

wives for valentine's day! even if late!!

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️