Why are we here?

21+, she/he | @alwynno - for art

[illusion-of-death]

Revolutionary idea: imagine [character I like] with [disability I have]. More people should get on this!

[riding-with-the-wild-hunt]

hey sorry but we came behind your boyfriend and cast a thong of fire about him. yeah and then hewed him with a black axe, and a white flame sprang up from his helm as it was cloven. and this is awkward but we kind of beat him into dust with our maces?? yeah, idk. his banner was really nice though! blue and silver. yeah no i don't think you can get it back. we kind of trod it into the mire of his blood. yeah and the field was lost. sorry man. tears unnumbered and all that.

[dont-try-pesticide]

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[mevil]

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[rozzed]

why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....

[agnes-nielsens]

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

[mwagneto]

taking a break from my mental health to focus on watching a tv show

[mwagneto]

nobody UNDERSTANDS this post!! this is NOT about feeling BAD and watching your COMFORT show!!! this is about feeling FINE but then CHOOSING to watch a show that makes you want to KILL YOUR SELF

[willjulep]

Prince whose noblest knight keeps insisting that he would throw himself upon his own blade to bleed himself dry of sin should his liege request it has to reassure concerned citizens, "I've never asked him to do that."

[simon-newman]

"But you could, my liege!" the knight follows immediately.

[dovesndecay]

[initiala]

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

[initiala]

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

[herssian]

i recently had a thought. which, as you can imagine, was stressful

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[important-animal-images]

[dark-fri3ren]

[dogpuppy]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Our Minister of Foreign Affairs' pet nazi (same guy that the minister threatened the president to make him a minister of the environment a few months ago) fucked up big time by driving through the wrong lane at a crossroad and hitting an ambulance so hard it rolled over and narrowly avoided killing 6 people

And like, relatively nothing happened thankfully, the ambulance driver ended up in hospital but should be fine and the guy will probably (hopefully) resign from his government position

And the internet is having a field day mocking the absolute shit out of him. Someone made a browser game. It's been two days since the incident

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Křižovatka 63

Dokážete projet vinohrady lépe, než Zmoštěnec?

[theultimatedisaster]

>is the honorary president for the “WE LOVE CARS CARS ARE OUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT AND EVERYONE ELSE” party

>can’t fucking drive