if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

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if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it
the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair
Lmaoooo who is making these
Mens-rights-activia
Happy Pride
dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms
things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees
btw i’ve never seen pacific rim but i had a dream last night that there was a new pacific rim movie and the kaiju and the big robots were fighting and there were all these gratuitous shots of them stepping directly on cybertrucks with the drivers still inside them and in an interview guillermo del toro said that those were his favorite shots in the entire movie
its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops
The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already
i want you on my team holy shit
TUESDAY LETS GO 😵💫
nvm lets go home
nasa trying to eat the moon
Operation Pac Man is a go
correct me if i'm wrong but isn't there a dream sequence or something in one of the next books where dream-baelor is like "smh you didn't even cry when i died?" i wonder how they'll adapt that, if at all, when no character has ever cried harder than dunk cried over baelor.
"you didn't even try a tiny little blood magic ritual to revive me. Didn't even try to dramatically throw yourself onto my funeral pyre. Didn't even proclaim for all the realm to hear how our love was real and true"
jesus christ i have to actually draw in order for me to be drawing again
ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs
after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?
i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out
pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!
you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.