amethyst's bad advice column

heyyyy its amethyst and im gonna be the cause of and solution to all of ur lifes problems (seriously don't seek legit advice here)

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TRUMP WAS ELECTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, help us plz ;-;

eat him

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Oh shit waddup!!!

here come dat gem

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Had a party but no one came, what do ?

get friends who dont suck maybe???

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how is babby formed? how girl get pragnent?

greg put his boy thingy in roses you-know-what and she got pregnant and died

idk about human girls but thats what ive seen

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instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan, please advise

ur stuck forever dude

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sensei blasts eurobeat 24/7 and i'm starting to get sick of it how do i get him to turn it down

take ur own music and play it even louder

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how do i get over writer's block?

man books are for nerds

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how do i shot web?

uh, ya shoot it

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how many pot brownies is too many pot brownies

no such thing

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best way to get out a tough stain?

dont bother tryingits ur aesthetic now

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I pissed off a bird cult and now I think they're out to get me. Help?

eat them

all of them

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There's this rly annoying girl @ my school who tells people to stop eating her food even though 1st of all, THATS THEIR FOOD and 2nd of all, NO ONE WANTS TO EAT HER FOOD. Since you are the master of food, can you help me get rid of her?

eat her

duh

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Amethyst, what's the best food you can think of? What about food for a human?

u kno that pizza burrito i made bc that was the best thing ever

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How do I get the girl of my dreams?

uh im right here??

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how do i get over crushes on unobtainable people? help

theres this thing called a body pillow

u should get one of those