You Are a Unicorn, I am a Man

[unicornandman]

I'm back, everyone ready ?

The Unicorn is hibernating for the winter. -Man

[unicornandman]

Poor little guy never had a chance #sandy

[unicornandman]

NOVEMBER 3RD HOLY JIM HENSON CONNIPTION-FIT SHIT!

#MILLIONMUPPETMARCH IN WASHINGTON DC - NOVEMBER 3RD

SO

FREAKIN

THERE

[unicornandman]

OK !!!! I think i finally figured this band out. 

They are basically Genesis, just annoying. 

[unicornandman]

been saying this was gonna happen for years

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by GeRs8n | HI-DEF

[unicornandman]

totally

[unicornandman]

#vintage #freshness from @hsodjs

Homer Simpson of DJs delivers the #nextbigthing from Seattle. Two Most Handsomest dudes ever in music. I'm not gay but if I were, I'd bet I'd cum real quick from these dudes. 

[echographs-blog]

by inkedfingers | HI-DEF

[unicornandman]

this is awesome

long live the #cinemagraph

i want to #cinemagraph my life

It's too bad i'm too poor and can't have an iPad because i'm just a man. 

Unicorns have iPads

[unicornandman]

#NOWTHATSWHATICALLAREMIX 

[thaol-blog]

[unicornandman]

I'm waiting for the new iPhone OS so i can program this in as one of the 'I'm Busy' auto-response texts. 

[unicornandman]

ALL 

HOPE

IS 

LOST

[unicornandman]

Am I a blogger? Or am I a band? 

I wish I were both. 

All hope is lost. 

[unicornandman]

[unicornandman]

Open Letter to the Guardian UK Music Editorial Staff

Dear Music Editorial Staff of the Guardian:

You give Metric 3 stars and a mediocre review, Smashing Pumpkins new record 2 stars and dump on it, yet Bieber gets 4 stars and praise for finally reaching "an adult market." 

If you are drug free, I suggest you start doing some. If you are on drugs, I would suggest you stop taking them. 

L'Enfant Sauvage by Gojira is cool, you get some credit for helping to making death metal hip and obscure for all of the ALT kids to get into. I would love nothing more than to see Deep V-necks, skinny jeans and fedoras get replaced by wifebeaters, leather pants and long hair and cowboy hats again. 

I'm waiting for a "Dear Readers… we will not be reviewing any albums for a bit, we have to lay of the drugs for a minute, and then we will reconvene and decide whether or not we are actually making any contribution to society beyond the usual flagellation, self-masturbation, and offering up of our own personal opinions and tastes while in the process completely abandoning the concept of journalistic objectivity. 

In other news, Matador records continues to up their game. Good show, maybe the Guardian will shit all that too. 

#EAS

-Man

[unicornandman]

[unicornandman]

Debate Team!!!!

Debating making terrible decisions. Where am I ? Why am I here ?