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I fucking HATE what we have to do for money. I hate capitalism. I hate that we have built entire systems worshipping numbers that don’t fucking mean anything. I hate living in a world where these figures can be the difference between life and death. I hate that these numerical values are how we measure our worth. People kill for money, they work until they can barely stay standing for it, they debase themselves to the point of dehumanization just to earn a little extra. I have lost a disgusting amount of time, energy, and life to the mandatory pursuit of money in order to survive and exist with dignity. I’ve had enough.

bunjywunjy

not that I don't love the cursed bio facts, but do you have any blessed bio facts?

HYENAS CAN LOAF LIKE HOUSECATS

bunjywunjy

YO HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET 12,000 NOTES IN 14 HOURS

eludyaq

Because it is well and truly blessed.

glyndarling

That is because a hyena is, in fact a cat! ”Oh, Glynn,” you say, “Feliforma is kind of a ways back there on the…” No! Cat is cat! I bet they sit in boxes, too.

jadegordon

Could someone kindly provide a Hyena with a box and see what happens? I’ll wait.

bunjywunjy

meow

answrs

a hyena is a cat running dog OS, a fox is a dog running cat OS.

valtsv

“why are you reading/watching/listening to the same thing again, you’ve already seen it before”

valtsv

also

valtsv

isstinna

BREAKING NEWS

I just learned about a bird species called Golden Plover. Their chicks have an amazing camouflage: their baby fluff resembles MOSS!

LOOK AT THEM! JUST LOOK AT THEM!

...Oh to be a tiny golden plover lying in the moss safe and sound waiting for your mom to bring you some worms...

damnit-julian

@normal-horoscopes

normal-horoscopes

ATTENTION: IT IS NOW TIME FOR MOSS

valtsv

my hot take

valtsv

moniniconii

Barbie Rapunzel 💗🎨✨

#one of my fave movies growing up ngl

tastefullyoffensive

keepcalmandcarriefischer

The pun…. just.. how?

denimcatfish

Happy Pride~

danielodowd-deactivated20170124

aaitwo-deactivated20250816

the impulse to just make weird noises for no reason is something i have to ignore like 24/7

brnsknsol11

Thought it was just me

silvaris

Forest road..by Pascal Raymond Dorland

aranchovy

This pride month, we fight for everyone. Make your voices be heard, because you matter. I can't even imagine what it must be like to be a black person, but I know what it's like to struggle to make people understand, to have to deal with their ignorance and hatred, to feel like you have to justify yourself for being born a certain way. The LGBT community stands with you. Black lives matter. Happy pride month. Fight for equality, fight for what's right. YOU are important.

🏳️‍🌈✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

jaubaius

You had me at Bear Cat (sound on)

14-lizards-in-a-trenchcoat

I’ve held a binturong many times, and yes, they do frequently accidentally strangle their handlers. They’re also little chaos demons who can, and will, use all of their intelligence and willpower to make your life as difficult as possible, and get great joy out of doing so. They have the personality of a raccoon with an increased physical ability for mischief making due to their claws and tail.

Also they smell like oddly musty popcorn and will make you smell like oddly musty popcorn for the rest of the day.

pomrania

If you can’t have the sound on, for whatever reason, it’s just the guy talking about binturongs; but the most relevant bit is “they have a very strong prehensile tail, so they can use those to grab tree branches, or choke their handler”.