Guess I'll Die

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[anexperimentallife]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Doctor Who is a great fandom to be in on tumblr because you'll see spoilers everywhere but not a single one of them is coherent unless you've seen the episode anyway. like oh the glorbon is secretly trying to ensnare humanity in a giant crab trap? the new companion Jiminy Pubble turned out to be the latest regeneration of the Doctor's old enemy The Fuckwizard? thanks I know less than I did before

[palmer]

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

[lemonitenite]

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of markiplier when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse markiplier and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Markiplier

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Markiplier

[idkwhoiamanymorebutwtf]

Same. I wad like “a little weird, but alright, they’re scared of Markiplier”

[numberonechildheart]

This post used to be about Danny Devito. What happened. How did it change.

[dxncingwithastrxnger]

I never saw the vamp one

I saw the Danny Devito one

This is my first time finding the Markiplier one 💀💀💀

[granny-weatherwax]

[ghost-of-a-vulture]

This is it. This is my last fucking straw

[reid-sam]

DOCTOR WHO

14.07 | The Legend of Ruby Sunday

[blueboxfive]

[scarymoviesss-deactivated202410]

Sutekh seeing Bad Wolf written on Nine's TARDIS and worrying he's been seen:

[verloonati-deactivated20260305]

[thetrashknightofbreath]

You need to stop promising that because you have an atrocious track record in that department

[yesokayiknow]

every single episode with kate stewart is just

kate: oh my god it's my friend the doctor i love the doctor [immediately experiences 40 minutes of intense trauma]

[gallifreyanhotfive]

[rystiel]

“the doctor cries too much this season” did we all miss the part where he’s supposed to be the open expressive doctor who fixed his previously insane amount of emotional constipation

[bamabee13]

Me: Starts watching Doctor Who again for the first time in years

Also me: "Time to once again be active on Tumblr."

This sequence of events is just universal law, really.

[chaossmith2]

Thinking about when CG was used exactly one time in the entirety of spongebobs pre-movie 3 season run

Like, they could’ve easily just had him instantaneously burst through the wall and get roughly the same joke across, but the fact the writers wanted him to slowly push through the wall like that SO BADLY that they went out of their way to implement the cg effect to do so is so fucking funny to me fndmmsmsms

[hungry-skeleton]

[boobachu]

[elderslightlyevil]

Hey is that spunch bomb in your panst or is your crab just crutsy?

[yesokayiknow]

thirteen, refusing to acknowledge that she has a single negative emotion and refusing to tell her friends anything about her: god i'm so fucking healthy

fourteen, after a shit ton of therapy: ohhhh i see that was actually incredibly unhealthy i get it now

fifteen, traumadumping on ruby so rapidly that she doesn't get a chance to ask deeper questions and he doesn't get a chance to process the enormity of everything: god i'm so fucking healthy

[yesokayiknow]

fifteen: so i was raised as a time lord on the planet gallifrey but actually i have no idea what i really am bc i was found as a child underneath an interdimensional tear and then was experimented on by my so called mum and oh boy i have MILES of issues stemming from that and also the fact that everyone i've ever met has or will die right in front of me. anyway let's go get margaritas :)

thirteen, crying shaking throwing up: im frommmm . space

[cowboyslikedean]

i really love that the central thesis of Boom is essentially “do you know what i hate? organised religion as a cover for institutional violence! the military industrial complex! the evil banality of structural capitalism! anyway, do you know what i think should have the power to dismantle all of that, in at least one little corner of the universe? The love of a father whose last action, wounded and afraid in an unending war zone, was to make sure his little girl had brushed her teeth.”