Five people and a cat...

ET/Elijah/Eli He/Him/They/Them  Go check out the nerd rice-baller.tumblr.com also society6.com/rice_baller Angry queer and feminist, dumb lazy and really quite sad, but what you see is what you get. If you care agenderqueer.tumblr.com is where i vent about dumb shit.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[friendraichu]

[moonmoonthecrabking]

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

[moonmoonthecrabking]

i may lose 5% for a late submission, but at least no one can deny that i wrote it with my own tits i mean brain

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[itisiives]

[autumngracy]

[dostoyevsky-official]

[valarhalla]

Ok this is the best one i've seen.

[twogoatseatingsilverware]

[rcktpwr]

easy pete you son of a bitch, there isn’t a sign on this earth that could deliver you from my fury

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

i never stop laughing at this fucking post

[it-is-only-a-novel-deactivated2]

Reminder to self:

[ramshacklefey]

What do you mean?? I took one whole day off! Why am I not immediately recovered from years of barely scraping by at subsistence level???

[kynvillingur-deactivated2026021]

trans flag but it hasn't bloomed yet

[kynvillingur-deactivated2026021]

guess what

[princess-huntress]

entry level weed for beginners

[kuromi-hoemie]

1) dandelion

2) oxalis

3) bindweed

4) white clover

5) smartweed

6) quickweed

7) pigweed

8) pokeweed

9) knotweed

10) poison ivy

[the-beef-man]

Hey what the FUCK happened to knotweed?

[escuerzoresucitado]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

i see a post talking doom and gloom about how we'll never escape toxic masculinity. i think about back in 2017 when american girl released their first boy doll, and a review for him went viral in the collecting community. the review was written by a mom, who said they went into the store to get their daughter a doll, only to see their son's eyes light up like fire when he saw a doll that looked like him, and now every night he puts his doll in pajamas and rocks him to sleep. i think about the toddler in my daycare room a few years back who was obsessed with baby dolls, carrying them everywhere, and his mom proudly told us he uses his sisters' old baby dolls and wants to be just like them. that toddler saw another toddler crying one day and gave her the doll he had to cheer her up. i think about the eight-year-old boy i saw a few years back, excitedly waving around raya's sword in a target checkout line like all his dreams were coming true. there was a video on my instagram the other day of a little boy at disneyworld crying with joy upon meeting his hero, mulan. i think about the voice actor for bow in the she-ra reboot saying his nephews only wanted adora action figures. celebrity men are wearing dresses on tv now. last halloween i saw a little boy dressed as elsa. i went to go see spiderverse over the summer, and in the line ahead of me was a boy who couldn't be older than twelve or thirteen, bouncing and beaming, giddy with excitement over getting to see the female-led romance movie elemental. i think about the five-year-old boy at my library who breathlessly asked me where the pinkalicious books were, eyes widening when i had more on my cart, his mom explaining that he is all about pinkalicious and fancy nancy. i saw so many pictures online of boys and men dressed in pink to see barbie. teenage boys are gonna open their phones and see the man who wrote fucking game of thrones dressed in pink to see barbie. when i was a kid, a boy dressing in pink was practically a social death sentence. there are boys running around in pink on my street right now.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

Reading Comprehension Questions

Did OP say that misogyny had ended completely because of boys wearing pink?

Did OP say that men who wear pink cannot possibly do anything wrong?

Was this entire post about men wearing pink or just the last few sentences?

Does it seem like OP is suggesting we all fall into a matriarchal misandric dictatorship? Use quotes to support your answer. Anon if this is you you have a 250 word minimum and three hours before the saw trap goes off

[girlmostlikely]

This is insane

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

[mildlyautisticsuperdetective]

the podcast ‘endless thread’ did an episode on this called ‘catfish for dinner’ where they investigated the origin of the story! tl;dr a tiktoker who posts fake drama stories made it up for clout and it’s based on nothing.

[gorefudge]

[littlemut]

i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️

[kawaii-pigeon]

Like when my... No.. i shant say

[novas-yugioh-villain-path]

[official-lucifers-child]

[were--ralph]

What's wrong with pineapples?

[the-soup-specter-sillies]

[michaelgovehateblog]

Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive

[generalelectionmusings]

[cephalopod-truther]

What an icon

[baddywronglegs]

So that's how one's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like "you splattered Farage"

[capnsoapy]

Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit

[nine-fifteenths-deactivated2024]

[netherworldpost]

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

[pedulum-chronometry]

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy