Just Frelling Do It: How To Get Into Farscape By Blasting Through Its First Season
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(Skip directly to my episode guide for an abridged season one) Farscape is an epic space opera that premiered in 1999 on the Sci-Fi Channel. It features a classic American action hero (complete with Lee Majors-approved jawline), has a stellar Australian cast, and is infused with the full creative power of The Jim Henson Company. Itās wonderful, wacky, and weird. Perhaps, ultimately, too weird. After four seasons and 88 episodes, the network finally cancelled it⦠presumably to make room for the investigative journalism of Ghost Hunters. (Fortunately, a short mini-series eventually followed, providing much-needed closure.)
Why itās great
Farscape is, in my opinion, criminally underrated. I'm no TV or film critic, but my reasoning could fill another blog post, and maybe someday it will. For now, Iāll give you the short version:
Itās wildly creative and original. From the visual design, to the characters and universe they inhabit, to the story itself, youāve probably never experienced anything quite like it.
It has a gripping, serialized story arc that pays off, predating our current obsession with this style of TV storytelling by several years.
It has sharp writing, witty dialog, and stand-out performances galore.
It has puppets. Glorious, psychotic puppets, in technicolor. There are no CGI monsters here: the actors can reach out and touch the creatures around them, and the effect is startling. You'll find yourself shedding tears for animatronics before itās all over.
It is joyful and has loads of humor. It keeps a light heart, even in its darkest moments. This is no BSG, no Dark Knight. This is a show that will lift your spirit.
It is filled with pop culture references that actually work, and which will hold up much longer than your favorite jokes from Buffy.
The chemistry between stars Ben Browder and Claudia Black. Full stop.
The best sci-fi villain since Darth Vader. Full stop.
Finally, at its core, it's really a love story. And honestly? Itās one of the best youāll ever see on television.
For me, all of these things add up to make Farscape the greatest science fiction show ever to grace the small screen. *drops mic, pauses, picks it back up*
The problem
But hereās the thing: I seem to be largely alone in this opinion. A great many people I know and respect have let this show pass them by. Some truly gave it a shot but report that they ācouldnāt get into it.ā Others dismiss it as āthat show with the puppets.ā And still others just find it... weird. How can this be? One possibility is that Iām wrong: the show is terrible, Iām living in a dream world, and I will die alone, buried in the next earthquake beneath my collection of Farscape DVD box sets. Well, screw that. Iām not wrong. And if thereās nothing wrong with me, there must be something wrong with the universe. After much thought, I think Iāve figured out what: the first season is deeply uneven. It took me a while to see and then accept this. After all, I love pretty much every frame of this show, even the ones that I suspect are objectively weak. But the truth is that, in the midst of some true greatness, Farscape's first season also has a number of mediocre episodes. In this regard it's no different from many other good shows. A beginning is a very delicate time. The particular challenge here is that Farscape's first season is hard to skip, or even to skip through. This is a highly serialized show, with nearly every episode contributing to the ongoing story arc. And itās not until near the end of that first season that this arc begins to clearly manifest itself and deliver thrills. To address this problem, we need a way to get you through season one as quickly as possible, focusing on the good parts, blowing past the bad, and ensuring you don't miss any crucial information along the way. If we can do this, I'm willing to bet you'll be hooked. Sounds like an episode guide to me...
My guide to an abridged season one of Farscape
By following this guide, youāll cut about six and a half hours from your viewing time. More importantly, youāll get to the good stuff sooner. 3/19/19 UPDATE: Today is the 20th anniversary of Farscape's premiere, and in celebration The Jim Henson Company has announced that the show is now streaming on Amazon Prime, along with a newly HD-remastered version of the mini-series!
# Name Action Notes
1 Premiere Watch An arguably shaky start, but come on: you can't skip the pilot!
2 I, E.T. Watch first 12 mins Good character development up front (especially regarding Rygel, AKA the anti-Kermit), but the rest is poor and should be skipped.
3 Exodus from Genesis Watch Some weak moments (including an ill-advised CGI Rygel), but worth it for what you learn about the characters, and the Peacekeepers.
4 Throne for a Loss Watch Fun, and important for the story arc.
5 Back and Back and Back to the Future Skip Standalone episode; some things to like here, but skippable.
6 Thank God It's Friday, Again Skip A few funny moments, but not worth the price of admission. One piece of info that's good to know: SPOILER ā [Luxans like D'Argo are prone to fits of uncontrollable "hyper-rage." Something to avoid, if you can...]
7 PK Tech Girl Watch Important for the story arc. Also, romance! And my god, that opening shot. This is the episode where Farscape finds its visual style.
8 That Old Black Magic Skip Important for the story arc, but the details are provided here: SPOILERS ā [ Crais has been driven near-mad by the death of his brother, to the point of killing his first officer and disobeying orders to break off the hunt for Moya. It now seems he can never forgive Crichton and cannot be reasoned with. Zhaan is forced to reawaken her dark side in the process of saving Crichton. There's also this uber-powerful scenery-chewing psychic vampire named Maldis that will show up again later looking for revenge, but whatever.]
9 DNA Mad Scientist Watch Important character development, and some stunning visuals.
10 They've Got A Secret Watch about half There's important story arc stuff here that you need to see. There is also a painfully goofy subplot you should skip (by zooming over the scenes that feature a hallucinating D'Argo, which make up about half of the show). Here's what you'll miss: SPOILERS ā [ D'Argo was married to a Sebacean woman named Lo'Laan and has a son named Jothee. Such interspecies marriages are loathed among the Peacekeepers. D'Argo says Lo'Laan's own brother Macton, a Peacekeeper, murdered her to keep them apart and then framed D'Argo for the crime. He does not know where his son is, but finding Jothee and avenging Lo'Laan's death are his prime motivators.]
11 Till The Blood Runs Clear Watch Great character development, and some importance to the story arc.
12 Rhapsody in Blue Skip Important character development, but the details are provided here: SPOILERS ā [ Crichton was going to propose to his girlfriend Alex, back before the Farscape Project, but it didn't work out. Zhaan nearly loses control to her dark side, but sharing "unity" (sort of an intense mind-meld) with Crichton ultimately saves her. In the process, she "levels up" her abilities but also decides to leave her priesthood behind.]
13 The Flax Watch Story arc importance, but also: romance! Bring something to fan yourself.
14 Jeremiah Crichton Skip Essentially disavowed by the show's creators, it's really better we pretend this episode doesn't even exist. Gah.
15 Durka Returns Watch Introduces a new character, and a great villain.
16 A Human Reaction Watch Very important to the story arc.
17 Through the Looking Glass Skip A good standalone episode if you've got the time and interest. But we've gotta keep moving. Here are a couple interesting plot points to be aware of, however: SPOILERS ā [ Moya's pregnancy is disrupting her normal functions and is causing problems for the crew, to the point where they are afraid that they will not be able to starburst to safety should Crais appear. By the end of the episode, however, it's clear the crew will stay with Moya, and that they are all truly starting to bond.]
18 A Bug's Life Watch OK, here we go, friends. This episode really sets events in motion for our story arc.
19 Nerve (Part 1) Watch Say hello to the greatest villain in science fiction TV history.
20 The Hidden Memory (Part 2) Watch A major turning point, and the introduction of another new character.
21 Bone to be Wild Watch about half You can skip the portions of this episode that occur down on the asteroid (roughly half of the episode), but watch the rest because it's important to the story arc. Here's one important piece of information you'll miss in the skips: SPOILER ā [ Zhaan... is a plant. That's right. She's flora, not fauna.]
22 Family Ties (Part 1) Watch One hell of a cliffhanger...
(Episode thumbnails from farscape.com) I hope you find this guide useful, and that it prompts you to give Farscape the chance that it deserves.








