this is a joke like me, don't worry.

Anna, she/her

[tiktoks-we-like]

[joshpeck]

there is absolutely no way to predict how this video is going to end

[nookisms]

There is exactly one way but none of us noticed it

[hog-snot]

I saw the username and still didn’t expect it

[localtiktoks]

[mrsmeracurry]

Where’s his Oscar?

[thickness-protection-program]

I think about this a lot

[peteneems]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

these are the most early 2000s nu metal motherfuckers i have ever laid my eyes on, and exactly what i would expect from the people who voiced ed edd n eddy

[sandandglass]

TDS, February 11, 2015

Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

Annndddd there it is.

[idlnmclean]

Parents are not qualified for the vast majority of educational tasks.

[prideprejudce]

MONEYBAGSHFHHJHS

[lu-wooah]

I-

CHOKEDDD

[prideprejudce]

cinematic parallels

[grainsalts]

Strike three

[prideprejudce]

[lilronjohn-deactivated20200811]

[hazbin-hotel-screencaps]

[vote-for-eggman]

she killed him with a fuckin look

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

it got better.

[kylos]

and the golden globe for best camerawork goes to—

[twilightrenaissance]

it’s so nice of them to lay out a carrot for edward even though they know he’s not coming

[bisexualemmettcullen]

can we just talk about how they put all their food DIRECTLY on the table??

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The banana is upside down and I’m pretty sure Rosalie has half a block of Gouda cheese in front of her

[thenaebyrd777]

[teathattast]

Cats of the Decade

[leonardusquill-deactivated20210]

Don’t forget these beauts

[hydrogenbymoon]

Aren’t y'all missing someone?

[997]

in 2O2O yall better feel the rain on ur skin! NO ONE ELSE can feel it for u. period

[mabeltanaka]

a small taste of the pure chaotic energy Jake Gyllenhaal radiates in John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch

+bonus:

[brucebocchi]

I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it

[shookie-cookie]

This is BONECHILLING

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m in TEARS this is SO FUNNY LJDHFSDHFLSJDHFSDLJ

[themusician00]

[esics]

when you get in the shower and see pubes on the soap

[unfaggy]

[spectrometrie]

things i made very stoned and don’t remember doing

[shadowpeoplearejerks]

The Great Gatsby

[ratfuck]

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[itscoldinwonderland]

Reblog before the decade ends.

[pr1nceshawn]

[limitededitionsanderssidesblog]

THANK YOU FOR THE LAST ONE

[sword-and-nightingale]

Bisexuals are…

Valid