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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@united-states-official
Sam J. Davis here, the personification of United States of America. My last blog was deactivated in 2014 due to a… controversy, so I decided it was the time to bring it back, given that all of my citizens and foreigners alike should have the freedom to ask me anything of importance.
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mod text: hi. I'm an adult, so freakism is allowed, feel free to ask bizarre shit (please please please)
his SECRET second blog where he is batshit insane: @sam76dav
reference sheet: soon
what's your opinion on the united nations?
I am a member of the United Nations.
Hi.. heh.. heh… licks you
What? Please keep it professional.
since your the united states of america can i have a united morbillion dolars so i can set fire to the sun
- 🏴☠️ ( @seanom1lk )
No.
pretty please mr davis s j america sir
Donate to charity!
but i don’t have any money i am poor and broke and lack funding
That's unfortunate. Maybe you should open a gofundme.
since your the united states of america can i have a united morbillion dolars so i can set fire to the sun
- 🏴☠️ ( @seanom1lk )
No.
pretty please mr davis s j america sir
Donate to charity!
America… I have met a lot of interesting faces and been to many places in my travels. I do not think I have met your before, though. A lovely surprise, this is.
Que les Moïras te bénissent, et que Nattaskur veille sur ton âme.
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Please call me Davis, thank you.
Glad to meet you too, 🔮.
you have a really bad rat problem and that’s coming from someone with a pet rat
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We're getting rid of them, don't worry. Dirty rats are not allowed anywhere me.
WAIT NEVERMIND ABOUT THE MORBILLION DOLLARS can i have an intergalactic spaceship so i can set fire to the sun instead
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Hmmmm……
Hmmmmm…
Nope
since your the united states of america can i have a united morbillion dolars so i can set fire to the sun
- 🏴☠️ ( @seanom1lk )
No.
Are you sure the United States of America itself is allowed to have a Tumblr. that feels… unsafe?
-🐀 ( @londons-best-thief-official )
I have a Bluesky, Twitter X, Tiktok and Reddit accounts. It's totally safe.
