The United Random of Irony

Follow here the most glorious and joyful tales from the United Random.

[bananahomo]

[medievalthymes]

me trying to explain the plot of phantom of the opera

[mothmiso]

Turkey (2) (3) by Keremk urul

[kyloren]

preparing for an episode of Game of Thrones is like:

[lolableu]

My babies

[dcbicki]

no one:

pod:

literally no one:

pod: anyway, here’s wonderwall

[unitedrandom]

Daenerys: So why have you abandoned your house and family now?

Jaime: *turns to look directly at Brienne*

Brienne: (๑°o°๑)

me: (๑°o°๑)

everyone: (๑°o°๑)

[wrecklessbench]

all these uncultured swines on instagram calling Brienne a “sir”.

excuse you, Brienne is not a man. she is a “ser”.

sir = man, ser = knight.

get it right, mother fuckers.

[starksrickon]

we love an optimistic man!

[icomefromthemountains]

Do it for Pod

[saintdollyparton]

I say we let Lyanna Mormont shame the Night King to death.

[unitedrandom]

season 8 would end with episode 3 

[sassyresacon1990]

Everyone seeing the fire in the Winterfell hall:

Everyone when Tormund starts talking about giant’s milk:

[rhaenys-targaryen]

Racist Northern Children: *run away from Missandei*

Grey Worm:

[queen-of-erebus]

Me @ Podrick: God he’s looking like a fine goddamn snack this evening

Me when he was training:

Me when he started singing:

[mitzpitz09]

[shattteredvisage]

you know when Brienne says or does something that catches Jamie off guard and he does That Thing™ where his jaw drops just a fraction like he wants to say something, he pours every ounce of his soul into his eyes as they get really big and teary, and you can see him restraining the urge to get closer to her without actually moving a muscle as he falls just a little bit more in love with her? yeah uh how the fuck does Nikolaj do That™ ???

[steelivoryporcelain-deactivated]

Remember folks, no matter how this ends:

[unitedrandom]

me after watching two painfully bad episodes of season 8