Do We Have a Deal?

Semi-Selective Indie Bill Cipher rp blog from Gravity Falls. Please read rules before interacting, written by Starry.

[universalcipher-blog]

My favorite thing to do in this blog is bully chase young!

[chase-eternally-young-a-deactiv]

Chase Claus everyone, making every child’s dream come true.

I am not sorry.

[gagging sounds]

[greenotto34-blog]

“At least Bill isn’t throwing a party here…”

[universalcipher-blog]

;;

          Awww.... feeling left out?? I can change that!

[universalcipher-blog]

                     I THINK IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING                             WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL                                      SANTA CLAUS IS NOW         

[universalcipher-blog]

Chase hosting another party is a Christmas miracle. 

[chase-eternally-young-a-deactiv]

NO

[universalcipher-blog]

                                 AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU                               HATED HUMAN HOLIDAYS HOW                               GENEROUS OF YOU. ESPECIALLY                                               DURING CHRISTMAS

[universalcipher-blog]

                                 HEAR THAT EVERYONE ?                             CHASE IS HAVING ANOTHER PARTY!!                            

[mxndanemagic]

What was this thing?

How did Ella’s routine walk from school lead her to some odd talking triangle with one eye? She hesitated to answer it at first, wondering if this was just her imagination but it appeared otherwise. Pushing away any uneasiness she felt, the high school student responded.

“I - I guess…well…because those girls in those shows are doing really amazing things. Their lives are just so exciting compared to my boring one. Half of the day they act normal but the next minute they’re out saving people with these neat abilities.” 

[universalcipher-blog]

;;

                        Oh hoho!!

“I see we have a heroine among us! But I don’t blame you, youmeatsacks have the dullest lives I have ever seen, you guys might as well bebedtime stories for supernatural beings, haha!”         There was nothing special when it came Ella. She was just anormal girl, living an ordinary life. There was nothing she could offer Bill,but there was nothing he wanted from her to begin with. To a god like being,like Bill, they wouldn’t even spare a glance toward the innocent girl yet itwas that innocence that enthralled the demon. He wanted to break her and tearher world apart. “What if I told you, I can make your silly little dreams into a reality?”

[universalcipher-blog]

✐

Send me ‘✐’ for a handwritten note for your muse from my muse

[desiringparadise]

It’s not over until I’m dead, as far as I’m concerned

Bryan Fuller, the man on a mission (via desiringparadise)

[yourprincestarlord]

Send me '✐' for a handwritten note for your muse from my muse

[blvck-messiah]

PSA;

If your muse wants to hit mine - do it. If your muse wants to yell at mine - do it. If your muse wants to kiss mine - do it. Never hold anything back. As long as you don’t kill my muse, anything goes. Never hold anything back with me.

 Because I won’t with you.

[universalcipher-blog]

liked for a starter [  ♥  ]

;;

“Well, well, well, if it isn’t the little green entrée. A little bird told me that Jinmay is no longer with us and that the airheaded monkey rarely shows his face around these parts anymore. You’re the only one left to protect this pathetic little dimension of yours – well, the only one who knows about my plans of destruction anyways. So what are you planning to do now? Stop me or leave Shuggazoom?”

[universalcipher-blog]

liked for a starter [  ♥  ]

;;

“OH HOHO! Long time no see! Guess what I’ve been up to since I’ve been gone?”

[universalcipher-blog]

liked for a starter [  ♥  ]

;; 

“You know, I have met many humans before you, and I mean MANY, but you’re the first person I’ve ever encountered to have this strong desire to be one of those Japanese – what are they called? Mahou Shoujo? See others want the power of a god, want the riches of the world and other mundane human ‘necessities’, so I’m curious, why do you want to be a magical girl?”

[universalcipher-blog]

;; I got caught up with a Mahou Shoujo manga. Man, I gotta stop reading these in one go. 

Though, it definitely makes me want to be a murderous magical girl. Anyway let’s finish off the rest of my starters.

[grandhooves]

this joke is so overdone i’m so sorry please let me live please plEA