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Just doing the absolute worst ~~~~~~ Canada ♋ (24)

[nat-20s]

HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!

[zolo1917]

[jessebloom]

this almost makes me want to go back to law school

[micolithe]

Better Call Saul (2015)

[haaarpb]

i deliver pizzas & sometimes funny things happen

[everydaylouie]

Visit Original Link

K.K. Dancing in the Moonlight

[porterr-robinson]

[anotherpapercut]

[amoisthobo]

This is literally the funniest video on this entire site

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[marisatomay]

all of human history and language has led us to this exact moment. holy shit.

[mariacallous]

That is an actual entity and yes that is legitimately the acronym

[but-a-humble-goon]

I'm an atheist but I do believe some sort of higher power is wheeze laughing at Andrew Tate right now.

[cadhla182]

A lot of us lower powers too.

[cringepdf-deactivated20240504]

the personification of death being portrayed as deeply kind in fiction is something that reduces me to tears every single time

[cerothenull]

Garden of Death by Hugo Simberg is one of my favorite pieces of art for that very reason.

Life is a garden and Death is the caring gardener

[fromthedust]

[thickness-protection-program]

[angelicguy]

next bond should be jennifer coolidge

[cannibalchicken]

[doeberman-moveddd-deactivated20]

moment of silence for everyone who's just like their dad but a girl

[atombombtom]

tell me something about yourself

so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, I did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a little cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. I had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. I started getting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. I didn’t want to google anything about masturbation leading to pregnancy out of fear it would confirm all my worst fears. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was biological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway I went to the doctor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.

[atombombtom]

[funnytwittertweets]

[deaddolin]

the tumpet. bwaaaa