~10 years later~ 👋
dirt enthusiast

pixel skylines
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day

Kiana Khansmith

@theartofmadeline
AnasAbdin
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes

oozey mess
Today's Document
DEAR READER
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occasionally subtle
Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
wallacepolsom
almost home

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@universals
~10 years later~ 👋
Hear. Feel. Frog. 🐸
the sword-billed hummingbird may be one of, if not THE, bird of all time
ive been laughing about this little dude all day. its so unnecessary. but i appreciate the hustle
POV: You are a plant or perhaps a flower
Sephiroth killed Aerith with that thing
WHO AT THE USPS PITCHED THIS 😂
i literally couldn’t function until i drew this. i needed to get it out of my system
I will miss you if they finally realize about you, Tumblr dot com the website and app Twitter account. You shined bright, you magnificent being.
Fruit Dinos // Ceramicorn on Etsy
in my flop era (like how a bunny flops over when they're comfortable. thank you.)
in my flop era (my ears are so so floppy and fluffy. thanks)
i didn't even know 2023 is year of the rabbit. lets all enter our flop era... together oxo
TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY
CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
CHRIST
Didn’t notice porn bot followers I thought beautiful women were enchanted by my reblogging
hi mom
Reasons to hornypost, ranked:
Serious depression
Public flirtation with a partner
Boss makes a dollar, you make a dime
One of those high level tantric things where you break all your vows of renunciation to show that you've surpassed even the desire to not desire
Testing the limits of the hospital wifi's security system
Boredom
Modern equivalent of an anglerfish lure
Public flirtation with a crush
To unnerve the old lady on the bus blatantly peeking at your phone
Literal demonic possession
You're using cracked typing tutorial software where all the phrases have been replaced with prosecutable obscenities
Actual horniness
Clearing out your inbox that's full of pervert asks
You're an improbably horny Swedish girl in a 1970s European arthouse porn film who has internet access for some reason
CIA entrapment scheme
Useless pornbot network that can't possibly be earning any money for anyone
Some postmodern bullshit art project about blurring the lines between porn and art which manages to be neither
You once had fun doing it, a long time ago
Actually your love of naked female clowns is non-sexual, no matter what anyone thinks
More sex = more likes
FBI entrapment scheme
White girls need to drop the AAVE and bring back "AS IF!!! 😒" and "GET IT TOGETHER" like y'all were eating in the 2000s!
bring this back
may i present my favorite twitter thread that compiled a list of tremendous white people phrases
where's the post compiling Redneck Phrases
This reminds me of how my dad decided "you can't have your cake and eat it too" was a dumb saying so he changed it to "you can't ride two horses with one butt"