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Atlanta, GA | gaming | outdoors | sometimes dancer

[universals]

~10 years later~ 👋

[only-cat-memes]

[burndrawsss]

Hear. Feel. Frog. 🐸

[teathattast]

[spitblaze]

the sword-billed hummingbird may be one of, if not THE, bird of all time

[spitblaze]

ive been laughing about this little dude all day. its so unnecessary. but i appreciate the hustle

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

POV: You are a plant or perhaps a flower

[lesvignes-dans-lesombres]

Sephiroth killed Aerith with that thing

[furbyhater]

WHO AT THE USPS PITCHED THIS 😂

[maria-ruta]

i literally couldn’t function until i drew this. i needed to get it out of my system

[jv]

I will miss you if they finally realize about you, Tumblr dot com the website and app Twitter account. You shined bright, you magnificent being.

[sandmandaddy69]

[sosuperawesome]

Fruit Dinos // Ceramicorn on Etsy

[jestergal]

in my flop era (like how a bunny flops over when they're comfortable. thank you.)

[jestergal]

in my flop era (my ears are so so floppy and fluffy. thanks)

[jestergal]

i didn't even know 2023 is year of the rabbit. lets all enter our flop era... together oxo

[typhlonectes]

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[mayaangelique]

[parahumors]

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[ranchee94]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[vntildawn]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

[soulbell]

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

[number-nine-you-wanker-blog]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[shin-holly]

CHRIST

[velvetys]

Didn’t notice porn bot followers I thought beautiful women were enchanted by my reblogging

[ame-gosh]

hi mom

[femmenietzsche]

Reasons to hornypost, ranked:

Serious depression

Public flirtation with a partner

Boss makes a dollar, you make a dime

One of those high level tantric things where you break all your vows of renunciation to show that you've surpassed even the desire to not desire

Testing the limits of the hospital wifi's security system

Boredom

Modern equivalent of an anglerfish lure

Public flirtation with a crush

To unnerve the old lady on the bus blatantly peeking at your phone

Literal demonic possession

You're using cracked typing tutorial software where all the phrases have been replaced with prosecutable obscenities

Actual horniness

Clearing out your inbox that's full of pervert asks

You're an improbably horny Swedish girl in a 1970s European arthouse porn film who has internet access for some reason

CIA entrapment scheme

Useless pornbot network that can't possibly be earning any money for anyone

Some postmodern bullshit art project about blurring the lines between porn and art which manages to be neither

You once had fun doing it, a long time ago

Actually your love of naked female clowns is non-sexual, no matter what anyone thinks

More sex = more likes

FBI entrapment scheme

[russianspacegeckosexparty]

White girls need to drop the AAVE and bring back "AS IF!!! 😒" and "GET IT TOGETHER" like y'all were eating in the 2000s!

[taken-for-pomegranted]

bring this back

[viridianacolyte]

may i present my favorite twitter thread that compiled a list of tremendous white people phrases

[headspace-hotel]

where's the post compiling Redneck Phrases

[headspace-hotel]

This reminds me of how my dad decided "you can't have your cake and eat it too" was a dumb saying so he changed it to "you can't ride two horses with one butt"