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I don’t understand when people complain about “likespamming.” If I see the same person 20 times in a row in my notifs, even if they don’t reblog anything or follow me, I’m excited that they came to my gay little museum and had a good time! That’s literally what it’s for!!

#tumblr things

batmanisagatewaydrug

knife to your throat you have to name a newborn human baby after a pokemon, which pokemon are you picking

I'm going with Dratini idc I think it has a cute flow

batmanisagatewaydrug

did not expect so many people to be down for naming a kid Giratina tbh

#first thought was Cleffa my dear littlest one #also a big fan of Donphan. close enough to existing human names like Donovan or Daphne. a reasonable choice #pokemon

happy pride to the tesla-loving edgelord in my city who called me a fat faggot for saying “elon won’t pick you.” corporate bootlicking is tragic, but if it’s the taste of the boot that keeps you going back, i can connect you with the head of our local leather house. let’s get you a better outlet for submitting than being a nazi’s pay pig, colton 🏳️‍🌈

#pride tag #truly an absurd interaction to have. like. you’re gonna champion the CYBERTRUCK as a good use of money? elon musk is your hero???#first of all it absolutely rules to be fat and queer. not even an insult atp.#second of all congrats! you have used your eyes. i am indeed fat and queer. not even an insult.#third of all i know the founder of our most local leather house. we’ve talked extensively about how they earned their cap.#they would be DELIGHTED to connect you with a leather dom better suited for your style of service sub #anyways. hope you have a delightful june buddy. i hope you sell your truck and get out of absurd debt to elon musk. find a better findom!!!#mine #f slur

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

#god this would be the best part of taking T #start: soft butch fat lesbian with plaid tunics and black leggings #midpoint: Hot Gruntilda from the banjo kazooie game over sequence #midpoint immediate sequel: regular gruntilda including only speaking in rhyme #endpoint: bear-adjacent lesbian confusing everybody for reasons beyond the green witch transition detour #gender tag

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 26

Dangerous Crow Boy Who Eats Plastic

Count Von Count (Sesame Street)

Voting ended onJun 8

#i’m surprised at the statistical difference. but not surprised at the leader.#polls

nextstopparis

NOOO GAY PEOPLE STOP EXISTING AGAIN TOMORROW

nextstopparis

well. see you all nxt yr ig😔

nextstopparis

GAY PEOPLE ARE YOU READY TO EXIST AGAIN!!!!!

#pride 2026

eris-abomination

⚠️ CAUTION!!! Spoilers for the Backrooms movie under the cut!!! ⚠️

Ngl I had no idea what I expected from the Backrooms movie, but I genuinely fucking LOVE that they went with a metaphor about mental health and the fallibility of memory because it works so damn well with the source material???

The recurring emphasis on the Backrooms preserving symbols of loss and trauma while the world outside keeps progressing? The parallels between the Backrooms “misremembering” what it replicates and Clark not being able to confront the full truth of his past? Mary sacrificing a symbol of her own troubled past to save herself? Clark placing all his trust into an embodiment of his own self-sabotage that he thinks he can coexist with but ends up dying to? The fact that Phil is able to make something productive out of his obsession with the Backrooms and almost acts as a foil against Clark? DEAR GOD ITS ALL SO PERFECT AUGHH

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I really liked the Backrooms movie.

Spoiler free review: Using the Backrooms, a place made up of liminal, incorrectly remembered spaces, as a reflection of a nostalgic past. And then using that as a way to show that if you dwell in the past it will consume you unless you break out of it is great.

#backrooms movie

lasagnaforem

Part 3

Backrooms (2026) - Kane Parsons, A24

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hoodiehorizon

Me the first half of The Backrooms: "oh I get it. He's a down on his luck failed architect and even more failed furniture store owner who's trying to better himself. He'll probably be fascinated with the furniture/architecture of the backrooms and start selling the items there for money + notoriety. And eventually he'll go deeper and deeper to get more and more items until he gets trapped and encounters The Horrors. A classic tale of hubris :) "

Me the second half of the backrooms:

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xenonymph

Backrooms Movie Spoilers without context

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nintendo-killed-atari

backrooms spoilers with no context:

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gentleman-velvet

I think my favorite thing about the backrooms movie is how much it doesn't hold your hand and over explain things to you. you as an audience member have to figure stuff out on your own via context clues and your own thought process.

It's something I really love to see, because I really love it when a film actually trusts the audience to listen and pay attention to the film and actually figure things out.

The film never throws too many questions that it becomes hard to figure out, the movie doesn't overwhelm you with lore and questions (which is also great) but it gives you enough questions for you to start wondering about the backrooms and you should feel about it.

#this is the same reason i loved iron lung. i’m walking out with more questions than answers. i am Thinking with my full brain #this was a movie where i was more scared by what i DIDN’T see than what i DID #backrooms movie

birthday posting 🎂🎉

#mine #what a year it was!!! lemon it’s OVER and i am HAPPY

fairycosmos

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

#i have I Gotta Feeling by the black eyed peas on a playlist for this purpose #that playlist has two requirements for songs to enter #1. does it induce a goofy and genuine grin when it comes on shuffle #2. does it give me enough dopamine to do things like fold my laundry or empty the dishwasher #that’s it. no language or genre requirements. shuffle is delightfully fun. the sofia the first theme song followed by candy shop (dubstep)#highly highly recommend making such a playlist #my tags

willgrahamscock

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

willgrahamscock

this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut

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and english is their 4th language

viridianacolyte

ai could never recreate the sequence of finding a phenomenal author writing for a fandom/kink combo, finding their social media and sending a message, and finding out that A) they were a she/they ace lesbian ex mormon like me B) was writing porn during mormon general conference and C) lived 25 minutes from me…

MUCH LESS the depraved and perverted fics themselves with their beautiful prose and life-changing metaphors for sexual submission

#thank you anna i look forward to any and all updates to the film star series mwah #mine

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