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anthony has the opportunity to do the funniest thing rn and play ghost tony collette

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funniest timeline convergence for nicky foster would be: nick close was straight, nicholas foster was gay, now nicky is bi but he's really confused about how he feels about it

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my dealer: got some straight gas 😭‼️ this strain is called "doodler" 😛🔥 youll be zonked out of your gourd fr 💯🙏

me: whatever. i dont feel shit man.

5 mins later

my buddy lark, eyes black: we have to kill it

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in my head all of the kiddads dated/had a fling with nick at some point and none of them know everyone else did as well

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people who rawdog the taylor swift tag are so brave. what do you mean you're subjecting random people to your dndads fanart

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Dndads fanart from last year, I was gonna do all the characters in the court arc, but I lost my hyperfixation :(

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Some friends and I were talking about how wild it must be seeing the Doodlers football time in Ballsdeep, and probably thinking that they're linked to the cult in Netherwinter, which lead to me pointing out that the cult is probably more linked to the pyramid crushing the tower, so, like

Imagine the guys that caused 9/11 show up at your football game, in a team called 9/11, they win, and then they vanish for a bit which is weird and scary, because they're been consistently causing problems, there's a highly publicised trial for one of them, with the others being his lawyer, and then a few weeks later, you find out they're holding a giant concert for, idk, Ariana Grande's farewell tour, also Ariana Grande was part of 9/11, she did that before she started her music career, and then the whole thing is a scam and you get turned into an elephant

Faerune was wild when the Daddies were there

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i don't think this actually got gif'd as requested

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who else thinks they should kiss

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rtvs symphony