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"This is nice," D sighed contently. The two boys were laying on a blanket just outside of town where they could see the stars more clearly. The sky was clear, a perfect night for stargazing.

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"Mum? Dad?" D whispered into the room, his heart pounding in his ears.

'What would he tell them if they were awake?' He he thought worriedly, 'Shit, shit, uh.. Nightmare? Yeah, that'll work. Hopefully. If they didn't offer to tuck him in.' "Son? What are you doing up?"

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Awh man, the bed was so comfortable and he was so tired...Shutting his eyes couldn't hurt. That lead to falling into a deep sleep in a matter of moments, his breathing speed dropping. It was so nice as he fell into a dream.

#((yo it's fine! i hope everything's alright 8( ))#sir-douchebag #rp

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Who Would Do That For Love Anyway? || Closed RP

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Yeah, he got it. Though, why would he tell anyone anyway? It’s not like he wouldn’t sound crazy if he tried to explain it. Still, he returned that look, accepting that Kenny didn’t want anyone to know and agreeing to that. A second of prolonged contact before Kyle rolled them towards the ceiling of the bus in irritation.

"No!" He interjected. Because it was just a joke, and they weren’t gonna start talking about hypothetical wedding plans!

Stan looked genuinely confused and even a little hurt. “What? Are you saying I wouldn’t be!?”

Turning to his best friend, Kyle searched his face. Really!? He actually thought he wouldn’t be his best man? He was just asking for what Kyle said next. “Nah, dude. You’d be my Bridesmaid.”

The look of horror on Stan’s face was priceless, and Kyle ended up laughing. Realizing that his best friend was joking, he relaxed and leaned back a little into his seat. “Fine, but I’m not wearing anything in lilac.”

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Ah, usual day. His friends cracking jokes on the bus and Kenny not saying a word. He'd talked so much with Kyle yesterday and when they were at the bus stop, but the boy quickly shut up and listened to the conversation around him. Luckily, Eric wasn't interjecting anything, always a plus. Laughing was the only sound coming from Kenny as the two joked, of course the idea of a wedding crossed his mind. Who'd be the husband and who'd be the bride? --No doubt in his mind, he'd even fight Kyle to be the bride. Wearing dresses was something the boy always liked, and that sure as fuck didn't make him a girl. He was still a guy, just liked dresses. And the rest of the bus ride was quiet from there on out, looking out the window from time to time. In all honesty, yes, it did upset Kenny. The fact that Kyle had to tell so many people of his whereabouts and make up stories so people wouldn't freak out, whilst no one would mind if Kenny left. He did all the time, leaving to his grave. Sometimes he turned to a ghost or spirit and watched as no one was concerned, his excited and happy feeling leaving him quiet quickly. The rest of the day was quiet and slow, not paying attention during many of his classes. The only people to tell of his absence was his teachers--who would only pile him up with the homework for the next two days. No way was he doing that!

Well, now it was time to meet up with Kyle. He waited by the doors in front of the school. He was probably telling people about where he was going to be. This was the one thing that could upset Kenny so much--aside from picking on his sister, of course. The fact that no one cared. No one would miss him if he was gone. Whether it was true or not, one person was all he asked. And he wasn't even sure if Kyle was that one, since he kept denying how close they'd become. He saw him with he died too, not a care in his mind as his friend floated away. Speak of the devil, finally he was here. Not talking all day made Kenny's voice quiet and soft, asking the other an opening question before they got down to business. "Who were you talking to?" Guess his voice was too soft, clearing his throat and speaking once again. "Who were you talking to?" he repeated, his hood more tight than usual. He didn't want to cry--hell no, he wasn't that upset! But he sure didn't want to be seen right now.

#aha it's fine don't worry!!#writing this made me sad because i feel the same way a lot tbh #sorry #kahlfuckingbroflovski #rp

unkillable-kenny

"Stay with me please"

The whisper startled the boy, his head slowly turning back to see Tweek just behind his head. He was only going to go home for the night, they would see each other at school tomorrow. Why was he so sad to see him leave? “Uh…Okay.” He turned the rest of his body around, keeping his eyes locked on Tweek. All of his muscles tensed up for a split second before he finally asked, “Is everything okay?”

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Tweek nodded, “I m-mean he has had so many over his life time… A-and I don’t think they all died out in the open” he chuckled, clutching his stomach, which now hurt due to too much laughter. “Its okay dude… I b-believe you” he mumbled seriously, completely shutting up as they walked by taco bell, since he could see Craig and Clyde through the window. “I can imagine i-it right now screaming, ‘help I don’t w-wanna be here…. Its a-all boring’” he said in a high pitched squeaky tone. “Oh I’ve been meaning to ask you s-something… H-have you died since our conversation o-on your death?” he asked curiously.

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"Haha," the boy snorted, walking a little quicker. Of course he wasn't going to admit that this conversation made him feel a little...sick, but what else was he going to say? May as well just play along until they arrived at his place. "Good, because that doesn't sound nearly as fun as fucking a human." Well, he wasn't wrong. Hey, the others were in Taco Bell. No surprise. A smile was on his face until the very last question, eyebrows furrowing up. Oh, right, he knew. "Well..." It was sometimes hard to remember. "I don't think so." Things hadn't been bad lately, no casualties to report--a.k.a., his friends weren't be complete dumbasses and dragging him into stupid scenarios. Shrugging, he gave the other a half-smile, glad the conversation at least changed. Both topics were bad in a way, though.

#tweek-tweak-the-coffee-addict #rp

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actual 10 year old boy kenny because i’m finally free from school

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"Hey little friend. I bet you’re hungry too…

"Don’t worry. With my luck you’ll have something to eat before long…"

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Send me an ✘ and I'll put my music on shuffle, get the song, and post my favorite line as a starter.

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unkillable-kenny

"Stay with me please"

The whisper startled the boy, his head slowly turning back to see Tweek just behind his head. He was only going to go home for the night, they would see each other at school tomorrow. Why was he so sad to see him leave? “Uh…Okay.” He turned the rest of his body around, keeping his eyes locked on Tweek. All of his muscles tensed up for a split second before he finally asked, “Is everything okay?”

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Tweek chuckled and wiped a small tear from his eye. “M-me too, but t-to be honest he d-does wash them quite often… Its probably wh-why they hate water b-because they know after they’re gonna get shoved u-up his ass!” he exclaimed through broken laughter, as he followed Kenny.

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Giving the other an eye-roll at first, a smile cracked out at Tweek's joke. Oh man, this conversation was so fucked up. But if it gave him another change to mock Craig, he was all up for it. "What if he doesn't take 'em out? Had four, now only has three." That visual made him wince, laughing along with Tweek. "I can say--without a doubt--that I do not fuck my rats," he made sure the other knew that by now.

#tweek-tweak-the-coffee-addict #rp #this is so weird ohmygod

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Claimed

((Yo can you link me to our other RPs? I’m too lazy to look for them aha—))

Put ‘Claimed’ in my ask box and I’ll use a number generator to decide what you get

8. An angry/jealous text

[text] hey you know that guy you’ve been hanging out with?[text] yeah. stop hanging with him

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[text] You used my best friend as a reason to tell me you liked me, and I’m the pussy? Something doesn’t sound right there.

[text] and since apparently you do not understand what I was trying to say [text] I like you, as well

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[text] no i didnt i just wanted to make sure you didnt get any ideas of dating him and not me [text] wait that makes me sound like a dick [text] haha but you have a crush on this dick [text] so...now what? we like each other and then?

#fortheloveofroleplay #ic

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Mysterion and his new sidekick!

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Who Would Do That For Love Anyway? || Closed RP

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Well, that sounded horrible… Kyle made a slight face at Kenny, but didn’t say anything. He didn’t exactly know how Kenny’s family dynamics were, even if his first initial reaction was to deny what he said.

Then he was worrying about Karen and Kyle couldn’t help but smile. He got that, having his own little asshole of a brother to look after. “I don’t know, depends on how fast the bus goes.” Probably a week and a half, but he didn’t want to say it out loud. Who knows what could happen! “I’m sure she’ll be alright.”

He couldn’t help but laugh lightly. Kenny had no idea just how much Kyle agreed with him there. “You make it sound like we’re gonna elope,” he couldn’t help but tease before taking his usual empty spot next to Stan, who was already waiting for him.

Who unfortunately overheard them. “You’re gonna invite me to be the best man right?”

Kyle frowned. “Dude…”

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Kenny knew Karen could take care of herself, but what if something happened? She got sick or those bullies came back? He couldn't live with himself if something bad happened to her and he was gone for his own benefit, unable to help... "Better go at light-speed," he joked--although, the downside to that would be less time with Kyle. That comment made Kenny chuckle, shaking his head. "Why not? Hell, I get to marry you and find out about my curse? What a steal." As always, he plopped down next to Eric on the bus, giving Kyle a look to make sure he told no one of the traveling plans. But Stan's remark cause a smile on his face. "Totally," he said, leaning back in his seat.

#kahlfuckingbroflovski #rp #i can't do cartman