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An antisocial, unloveable bucket of issues. On My Planet, I'm Hilarious.

[unknown-lady-possum]

not too long ago I was trying to find salt and pepper to cook and I started singing sugar and pepper and pepper and sugar and I used sugar instead of salt for scrambled eggs so... thanks Unus Annus

[hvashi]

Baby Opossum

[dollsahoy]

BIBBY POSSUMS!

[destronfemme]

@unknown-lady-possum

[unknown-lady-possum]

holy crappuchino with whipped cream and a cherry on top tHIS IS WHOLESOME

[da-shitpostbot]

im sorry

[lokiloo-blog]

Reblog this post if you ARE A MAGE, you SUPPORT MAGES, or you are SECRETLY PLANNING TO BLOW UP THE CHANTRY.

[keprambles]

Anders...You are so inappropriate...

Delilah Howe: My name is Delilah Howe, my brother, Nathaniel went with the Grey Wardens to the Thaig you found the relic in but he hasn't returned...

Anders:...!!! Nathaniel?! :O

Anders: WELL PUT ME IN A DRESS AND CALL ME A TEMPLAR! How IS the old boy doing? :D

Delilah Howe:...HE'S MISSING.

[persephinae]

Sigrun: Cheer up; no one loves a grump.

Nathaniel: For a dead woman you're remarkably perky.

Sigrun: I could be less perky if you like. 'The darkness of the Deep Roads is seeped into my soul. The world is dead, my heart is black. Alas. Woe. Woe!'

Nathaniel: Let's stick to perky.

[fyeahdragonagequotes]

Velanna: So you not only gave up on killing the Grey Warden who murdered your father, you actually joined the order.

Nathaniel: Are you trying to pick a fight, Velanna? Baiting me like this is juvenile.

Velanna: I just wanted to know how you felt.

Nathaniel: How do you feel knowing you murdered all those people because you were too arrogant to check your facts?

Velanna: Warm and fuzzy.

Nathaniel: You're a terrible person. And your ears are clownish.

Velanna: What? Who's juvenile now?

[fyeahdragonagequotes]

Justice: You have not paid for your crime yet, mortal.

Nathaniel: Still stewing over that, are you?

Justice: You have been freed, but you have not offered penance.

Nathaniel: Isn't being forced to listen to you penance enough?

[fadescape]

abuses against mages ;D

by Nicca11y

[loveliesbleedingandbarren]

Wtf

So I just found this screenshot about a Dragon Age book. (if someone knows what book it's from please tell me!) Apparently Nathaniel Howe got drunk af, ate a shit load of cake, and bought a bronto music box. He then dragged his delirious intoxicated ass across a field, right into the middle of an archery contest, and almost got shot. The first thing he says after nearly getting killed is boasting to the elven woman who almost killed him that he is a much better archer. Nataniel then proves his pointing by almost hittting the center of every target. ( He's doing this drunk, full of suger, and with the bronto in his mouth) Then him and the elf wonder off and he spends the day procrastinating while trying to figure out wether the elf girls name is Erina or Avina....

This man is a goddamn legend. He literally almost dies by getting shot then says 'fuck u I can do that shit better' while being drunk off his ass.

(Did I mention he spent all of his money on cake, alchol, and that bronto? Cause that's what he did.)

[teyrnacousland]

So many of my favourite video game friendships are characters you meet because they tried to kill you once. How am I supposed to make any friends irl no one ever tries to kill me this sucks

[galpalaven]

Dragon Age: Awakening Companions + The Mincing Mockingbird Guide To Troubled Birds

these are so fun to make

Origins | Awakening | 2

[allisondraste]

BioWare: We heard you liked that guy in Awakening. Here’s one with Religion(tm) and a Scottish accent. *wink*

[goma-itoh]

cat paradise in Amaranthine /Nathaniel and Anders

[lelsbiana]

Some of Anders hilarious dialogues in Dragon age

[allisondraste]

[bhaalble]

I don't talk about them enough but the Awakening crew really pops the fuck off never have I felt more like a college TA trying to herd along freshman through their class. Everyone's still got a little bit of that high school "haha fuck you I know what's up" attitude going on but deep down they just want a slightly adultier adult to say "I'm proud of you" and isnt that the most infinitely relatable mood?

All except Justice, a retiree going back to school for the first time, in need of guidance but too embarrassed to ask.