a cautious hedonist

THEO NOTT. slytherin. xvii. chaser. heir. RIOT CLUB. Forever cursed in love are the observant. Forever a slave to the detail.

[ycxleys-blog]

❝oh, does poor little you need a little coddling?❞

[unknxtted-blog]

“No coddling. or cuddling, for that matter. Are you even listening to me?”

[rellinquish]

“Yet you’re still irrelevant. Despite how much it hurts my brain cells to  t a l k  to you.”

[unknxtted-blog]

“You are rude and pathetic. And extremely arrogant. I’m actually tired from being subjected to your presence.”

[anastasialestrange-blog]

How exactly did Cassandra get lost, exactly? Well, being a curious girl and all, a person would think that it was easy. More often than not, she found herself lost in this bloody castle. In no way did she expect Theodore Nott to respond to herself. “Well, no. I know you’re a Slytherin. Alright, do you know how to get back to common ground? Like the Great Hall?” The blonde walked over to him and took the opportunity to sit up on the windowsill, across from him.

[unknxtted-blog]

She will not sit with me. She is not sitting me. She — I cannot believe she just sat across from me. Theo honestly couldn’t understand this girl’s complete lack of common sense. Forget common sense! She had a lack of survival instinct. Her cluelessness was appalling. She couldn’t be younger than fifteen. If you spent more than three years in that castle and didn’t know your way around it, you probably never would. Theo sighed, resuming his reading. His eyes didn’t leave the page as he addressed her question. “You are very far, but if you continue down this hallway and turn to your right after the portrait of The Lady in Red, you’ll find yourself in one of the main corridors. I reckon you can find your way from there without having to disturb someone else’s peace.”

[lcvenderbrown]

“Babe, I don’t know what gave you that impression, but I can set you straight right now. I’m taken.”

[unknxtted-blog]

“Oh...the Weasel, right? Great catch. Isn’t he most eligible bachelor of nowhere?”

[unknxtted-blog]

❝Pain is only relevant if it still hurts.❞ @juleselwyn

[unknxtted-blog]

❝Maybe I’ll get drunk again.❞ @svsanbcnes

[unknxtted-blog]

❝If you wanted me then you should’ve just said.❞ @lcvenderbrown

[ycxleys-blog]

@unknxtted.

❝Tell me how to fall in love the way you want me to.❞

[unknxtted-blog]

“No love, Roman. Absolutely no love. Did you suddenly become a poet or something? Merlin!”

[ycxleys-blog]

❝oh, of course not. only a fool would expect such out of theodore nott.❞

[unknxtted-blog]

“I do have a reputation, you know? I’m awfully surprised with this turn of events.”

[anastasialestrange-blog]

“I’ve been going to this school for literally years and I still can’t believe that I’ve gotten lost here… Like, really? For Merlin’s sake, Cass.” She paused, looking up at the person in the corridor. “Hey, you! Know how to get back to the Hufflepuff common room from here? Seems like I’ve gotten distracted and lost my way…” 

[unknxtted-blog]

Theo sat on one of the castle’s enormous windowsills, leisurely reading a book on unrecovered dark artifacts. He was startled — quite rudely, if he did say so —  out of his reverie by a yell and, looking up, was even more suprised with the question that was directed his way. “Do I look like I know how to get back to the Hufflepuff common room from here?”

[unknxtted-blog]

❝I told her I’m not really looking for another mistake.❞  @ginnyweez

[unknxtted-blog]

❝The worst things in life come free to us.❞ @disillusicned

[unknxtted-blog]

❝I wasn’t looking for a promise or commitment.❞  @ycxleys

[pvrkinsons-blog]

“That statement is very much debatable,” she huffed, rolling her eyes as she folded her arms over her chest before staring Theo down. I thought that Draco was the king, she almost added, though she stopped herself before the words rolled off her tongue. Instead, she let a look that was a cross between amusement and mock irritation grace her features and added, “Princesses don’t kneel. Didn’t you learn, Theo? They befriend dragons and kill kings.”

[unknxtted-blog]

“Me and my boys, we’re all kings. There’s nothing debatable about that.” He was always fond of Pansy, if not for her unbelievably complex personality, for her ability to make his boredom go away. “That’s wasn’t the kind of kneeling I was refering to.” Theo smirked. “Didn’t you learn, Pansy? If you try to befriend a dragon, it will smoke you.”

[dcphne-blog]

—- “no way?” she said, feigning disbelief. “I’M in deep for your vault, too. and you? you’re decent, i guess, nott. i dunno about love, either. but i mean, if plato was still kicking, i’d fuck him. does that count for anything?” she shot him an amused look. “this,” she tipped her head toward the joint, “——— this is what shagging plato would be like.” daph waved a dismissive hand, “don’t sweat it. i’ll still be smoking up something heavy when i’m a ninety year old.” 

[unknxtted-blog]

“You have you’re own vault to be in love with, usurper.” Theo rolled his eyes, a smile on his lips as he pondered her words. “Well, if you tell me one person you wouldn’t fuck or hasn’t, that might count for something.” He knew she didn’t mind his jokes. No one was as much of a whore as Theo himself. “Yeah, Daph. He’d fuck you and then say whatever you two had was platonic.” He laughed at his own joke. “We’re fucking stoners, we’ll both be dead when you’re a ninety year old.”

[pvrkinsons-blog]

“You were bored. I was merely offering you ideas. You’re welcome for that, by the way. And if you will, Theo, you’re the knight in the shining armour to my princess, no? Don’t knights do things for their princesses?”

[unknxtted-blog]

As Theo let out a deliberately indignant scoff, he couldn’t help but notice Pansy never failed to amuse him. “I’m a motherfucking king, sweets. Knights and princesses bow down to me. I’ll let you stay up, though. Don’t want to compromise your body along with all the kneeling you already do.”

[dcphne-blog]

—- daphne snorted a laugh.  “so a little like DYING, yeah?” she retorted sardonically, half smirking, before recollecting the joint for a moment. “it looks like the mix hit you a little too hard, theo.” 

[unknxtted-blog]

“I don’t even know. The only things I’ve ever been in love with are my vault and my own motherfucking arse.” Theo laughed along. “Don’t go soft on me now, Daph. I can’t hang with you if you ruin your street cred.”