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RANDOM TEXTS WITH YOU AND TABIEITAKEN PT2!

links = part one -> here broadcasting: previously on unknown's goofy smaus -> here bllk masterlist -> here

✮⋆˙ | asked by: @kuonglazer !! ✮⋆˙ | featuring: tabito karasu, eita otoya, kenyu yukimiya! ✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive/crack content. gn!reader. two or three kys jokes. ✮⋆˙ | a/n: they're all fucking stupid 😭

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JUST ADMIT YOU LIKE EACH OTHER?!?!

this is part four! you want to see part one, two or three? -> here, here, and here!

synopsis: he's only joking around.... right?

in other words, shidou flirting with his grumpy ass best friend while also flirting with his partner. he likes you both and he's not even trying to hide it.

context warnings: nothing too much! confessions. plenty of crack(ing). sae's POV in two screenshots. lovey-dovey asf. homophobic jokes.

author's note: the first series i've actually finished omg. also... a fic... possibly? maybe?

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WHOOPS... DID I TAKE THAT?

synopsis: you take a suggestive photo on their phone without them knowing and they only find it when they're busy. based on this ask! part two with kaiser, ness, nanase, aryu, noa, ego, anri, lavinho, agi, sendou, lorenzo and loki, charles, hugo -> here broadcasting: previously on unknown's goofy smaus -> here bllk masterlist -> here

✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, rensuke kunigami, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi, yo hiori, sae itoshi, shidou ryusei, tabito karasu, otoya eita, oliver aiku, niko ikki, kenyu yukimiya, barou shoei, gin gagamaru, jingo raichi! ✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive/crack content. mean nicknames. gn!reader.

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GOOD VIBRATIONS!

synopsis: using a vibrator on the bllk boys while also being in public! second part of this post -> here part two with with kaiser, ness, nanase, aryu, noa, ego, anri, lavinho, agi, sendou, and hugo -> here broadcasting: previously on unknown's goofy smaus -> here bllk masterlist -> here

✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, rensuke kunigami, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi, yo hiori, sae itoshi, shidou ryusei, tabito karasu, otoya eita, oliver aiku, kenyu yukimiya, barou shoei, gin gagamaru, jingo raichi!

✮⋆˙ | cw: extremely suggestive content. use of bitch. subby men. mentions of overstimulation and edging and fucking men in the ass cus... why not? some of them are highkey rude. gn!reader. i cannot remember anything else.

✮⋆˙ | a/n: this is kinky asf. my period has me acting a fool istg.

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JUST ADMIT YOU LIKE EACH OTHER?!?!

this is part three! you want to see part one or two? -> here and here

synopsis: he's only joking around.... right?

in other words, shidou flirting with his grumpy ass best friend while also flirting with his partner. he likes you both and he's not even trying to hide it.

content warnings: shidou gets upset. sae's POV in three screenshots. shidou + corny ass nicknames. sae is a complete dumbass (affectionate)

author's note: gay. gay. gay.

[unknownsvoid]

JUST ADMIT YOU LIKE EACH OTHER?!?!

this is part two! you want to see part one? -> here synopsis: he's only joking around.... right? in other words, shidou flirting with his grumpy ass best friend while also flirting with his partner. he likes you both and he's not even trying to hide it. content warnings: straight-up crack. shidou keeps flirting with the two of you. corny nicknames at one point. sae's POV in one screenshot. jealous shidou at one part. hella jealous sae (if you squint). techincally, one or two kys jokes.

author's note: ignore how shidou's pfp's keep changing. i am inconsistent.

[unknownsvoid]

JUST ADMIT YOU LIKE EACH OTHER?!?!

syponsis: he's only joking around.... right? in other words, shidou flirting with his grumpy ass best friend while also flirting with his partner. he likes you both and he's not even trying to hide it. content warnings: sae is a little bit mean to shidou (we all know he doesn't mean it), possibly ooc, sae's POV in one screenshot, shidou gets litty, aka drunk! kys jokes.

author's note: sybau. YES IK THIS IS A REMAKE OF MY DELETED SERIES, OKAY? I COULDN'T HANDLE THE ANGST ANYMORE. LEAVE ME ALONEEE!

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IT WAS JUST A BET? ...

links = part two with kaiser, sendou, lorenzo, and lavinho -> here broadcasting: previously on unknown's smaus -> here bllk masterlist -> here

✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi, sae itoshi, shidou ryusei, tabito karasu, otoya eita, oliver aiku! ✮⋆˙ | cw: angst content. gn!reader. ✮⋆˙ | a/n: didn't add some of the characters because i genuinely can't picture them doing this to reader.

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RANDOM TEXTS WITH YOU AND RYUSAE PT4!

links =

part one, two, and three -> here, here, and here! broadcasting: previously on unknown's goofy smaus -> here

bllk masterlist -> here

✮⋆˙ | asked by: poll results ✮⋆˙ | featuring: sae itoshi and shidou ryusei! ✮⋆˙ | cw: fluff/suggestive/crack content. ✮⋆˙ | a/n: i'm eepy D:

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RANDOM TEXTS WITH YOU AND RINBACHISAGI PT4!

links = part one, two, and three -> here, here, and here! broadcasting: previously on unknown's goofy smaus -> here bllk masterlist -> here

✮⋆˙ | asked by: poll results ✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira and rin itoshi! ✮⋆˙ | cw: fluff/suggestive/crack content. gn!reader.

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RANDOM TEXTS WITH YOU AND RINSAGI PT4!

links = part one, two, and three -> here, here and here! broadcasting: previously on unknown's goofy smaus -> here bllk masterlist -> here

✮⋆˙ | asked by: multiple people and anonymous' ✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi and rin itoshi! ✮⋆˙ | cw: fluff, crack, and suggestive content. gn!reader, can be implied as mostly fem, but mostly not as well. up to you. idc. one kys joke.

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RANDOM TEXTS WITH YOU AND BACHISAGI PT4!

part one, two, and three -> here, here, and here! broadcasting: previously on unknown's goofy smaus -> here bllk masterlist -> here

✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi and meguru bachira! ✮⋆˙ | cw: fluff fluff fluff/suggestive/crack content. gender neutral reader! ✮⋆˙ | a/n: you guys smell

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RANDOM TEXTS WITH YOU AND NAGIREO! PT4

links = part one, two, and three! -> here, here, and here broadcasting: previously on unknown's goofy smaus -> here bllk masterlist -> here

✮⋆˙ | asked by: multiple people and anonymous' ✮⋆˙ | featuring: reo mikage and nagi seishiro! ✮⋆˙ | cw: fluff/suggestive/crack content. gn reader! ✮⋆˙ | a/n: ouuu shii... it's been a while.

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Helping Anri out after a stressful day at work!

Anri came back home, frustrated from work. Work had been driving her up the wall, but she couldn't speak up, she had to contain her anger otherwise it would only lead to a worse situation. She missed you — so, so, so, much. It's why as soon as the door clicked behind her and she sees you standing in front of the door, she's already dragging you into the bedroom.

Normally, Anri is very good at keeping her composure, making sure she doesn't flip out, but currently, she's on the verge of tearing herself and the world apart, You don't question anything, letting her push you into the room with little to no complaints, because poor her.

"I'm sorry, but please, I need you. I've been thinking about you all day. It's been driving me insane." Her plea only encourages you to make her feel better. Without a single word other than 'okay', you're pulling up her skirt so it bunches at her waist, she holds it up with her hand, while your fingers find the edge of her underwear, tugging the elastic to the side so her pretty pussy comes into view. Your breath hitches at the sight, her slit flushed pink and drenched with slick, and before she could open her mouth to beg again, you're burying your face between her thighs.

Anri whimpers — whimpers — when your tongue slides up her folds and finds her clit. She keeps one hand on her skirt, still holding it up for you so it doesn't get in the way, while the other finds the back of your head, pinning you against her. "Oh, baby. You're so good... right there—"

You obey automatically, dragging your tongue upwards along her clit before moving it around it in slow circles. Anri melts, the back of her head hits the wall for a quick second as she's letting out a pornographic moan, tears prickling in the corners of her eyes, because of course she's crying, she's been missing you all day, and now that she's home, you're spoiling her without her having ask or do much at all.

Your hands move from your lap to her inner thighs, holding her open so you can lick at her cunt better, savouring every sweet-tangy taste of her. Your tongue moves from her clit to push past her entrance and twist back and forth inside of her, rubbing against her sweet spot. The pad of your thumb replaces your tongue finds your clit, pushing down on it and rubbing it side to side in quick circles that have Anri crying out.

"Please, please— please I need you. I'm close, honey. I'm right there, ke-keep going," Her voice cracks halfway through the sentence. She's desperate, fingers fumbling around the edge of her skirt, her hand pushes you harder against her — making it slightly difficult to breath, but you don't complain.

Your hand and tongue swap places, your fingers pushing inside of her, curling right against her velvety walls, and into her G-spot, while your tongue finds her clit again, the tip of the muscle flicking up and down it. And, for Anri, that's all it takes before her orgasm washes over her. She barely has the chance to warn you beforehand, poor woman stumbling over her words through trembling lips in an attempt to, but it was too late, her thighs squeeze around your head while she's choking on whimpers and sobs, trying her hardest to apologise as much as possible.

You don't listen to her, not like you could hear her anyway because her thighs are pressed against the sides of your head, blocking your train of hearing, so instead, you keep up your movements until her thighs ease up and she slumps against the wall, and when she does, that's when you decide to slip your fingers out of her with a lewd squelch.

Once she relaxes, she's opening her mouth to say sorry properly, but the apology dies in her throat as you pull away from her pussy, with her arousal on/around your mouth, and your lips upwards into a toothy grin, that's when she reconsiders not apologising.

author's note: the things i would do this woman would send feminism back one thousand years btw

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CHOCOLATE SURPRISE!

links = part two with kaiser, ness, nanase, aryu, noa, ego, anri, lavinho, agi, sendou, lorenzo and loki, charles, hugo -> later cuz i'm lazy 😭 broadcasting: previously on unknown's goofy smaus -> here bllk masterlist -> here

✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, rensuke kunigami, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi, yo hiori, sae itoshi, shidou ryusei, tabito karasu, otoya eita, oliver aiku, niko ikki, kenyu yukimiya, barou shoei, gin gagamaru, jingo raichi! ✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive/crack content. gn!reader.

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Pre-wild card Kunigami loves to spoil you!

Kunigami spoils you as much as he can. He cherishes you, and he expresses that through words and gifts, sometimes without a warning too.

A knock on your door and he's there, holding pretty flowers and telling you the meaning behind them because the florist from the shop he got them from told him the perfect ones to pick for you. On a date, he pays for everything! If you try to pay for something, you may as well be smacking him across the face. How dare you insult him? How dare you insult yourself? He should be paying for you, not the other way around. Your feet are hurting? No worries, he picks up and carries you bridal style or on his back the rest of the way to his or your place.

Plus, you want to try something with him? Sure, anything to make you happy.

You want him to teach you more about how to play football. He doesn't see why not!

Go out? Mhm. Stay in? Fine. Anything for you!

In the bedroom, he has the same mentality, eating you out or fingering you before anything else, because your pleasure always comes first before him. He'd rather die than fuck you without prepping or easing you up first. He believes men like that are cruel. You deserve nothing but the world, and he'll give you that — double than, even.

His head is between your legs, tongue against your clit, doing careful circles that have your thighs tensing and the seat to ball up into your hands. He knows how you like it. He always does. You could blindfold him, and he will still remember all your sweet spots.

One hand keeps your jittery thigh pinned down while the other creeps down between your legs, right where his tongue is, the pad of his thumb replaces it, rubbing slow, deliberate circles while his tongue breaches your entrance and swirls inside, reaching as far as it can — nudging that spongey part that usually elicits a cry out of you, and it does.

He keeps it up, that careful pace. Not too fast, not too slow — just... right, enough to make you relax and be more pliant, in a good way. He wants you to stay at ease, so when he fucks you (or makes loves you as he puts it), it isn't uncomfortable. He'd kill himself before that happens.

He rotates, tongue finding your clit again, and his fingers prod at your slippery hole, pushing one inside, then a second, and curling them inward. Every moan and shallow breath that leaves your lips, he takes as an invitation to keep up a certain motion or angle, and once your cunt tightens around his fingers, tighter than before, that's when he'll speed up at an ungodly pace until you cum hard on his fingers — eyes-roling-to-the-back-of-your-head hard.

And, after you cum, like always, he's pulling away to make sure you're okay. He waits patiently to regain your consciousness, especially after a particular overwhelming orgasm, and then cups your face to make sure you're still with him.

"You good?"

"Yeah." The word comes out sluggish. He snickers.

"If you say so. Think you can handle more for me then?"

author's note: @xoxolalia sorry this took so long mootie! happy very late bday! hope u enjoy ittt!

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WIGGLY WORM! 🪱

links = part two with kaiser, ness, nanase, aryu, noa, ego, anri, lavinho, agi, sendou, lorenzo and loki, charles, hugo -> here broadcasting: previously on unknown's goofy smaus -> here bllk masterlist -> here

✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, rensuke kunigami, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi, yo hiori, sae itoshi, shidou ryusei, tabito karasu, otoya eita, oliver aiku, niko ikki, kenyu yukimiya, barou shoei, gin gagamaru, jingo raichi! ✮⋆˙ | cw: fluff/crack content. gn!reader.