Unkur

I wage war against vampires and werewolves. Dwarfs, goblins, clowns, bugs and rats are my allies. If I were an animal, I'd be a radioactive sewer rat.

[unkur]

Unkur Full Body

It's meeeee

I noticed, that I never uploaded this picture to Tumblr. At least I'm pretty sure I didn't.

I think I'm actually pretty proud of this art piece! I like my fit.

Funfact: The long thingy that almost goes down to the ground is inspired by my winter coat. It's a little bit shorter than that, but still very long. God I love long coats. I can sit everywhere!

Another thing I noticed is that my actual hair is a little longer than the one in the pic. It's about thigh length now. (😎)

Ok, enough yapping, byeee!

[unkur]

I got myself Assassin's Creed Odyssey and I have it bad.

I started at about 1 pm and now it's almost 6 am. I haven't taken a single break (except for the toilet and brushing my teeth). I don't think I have ever just eaten only one meal in my life. Had a plate of pasta at lunch yesterday. Woops.

I'm not even tired, but I'm forcing myself to sleep now.

Oh and I managed to sleep with Odessa and my ship is full with women (I was inspired by Sappho) 🏳️‍🌈

[unkur]

I'm playing this game since 2 days and I already have played it for 27 hours and 30 minutes 💀

[unkur]

I got myself Assassin's Creed Odyssey and I have it bad.

I started at about 1 pm and now it's almost 6 am. I haven't taken a single break (except for the toilet and brushing my teeth). I don't think I have ever just eaten only one meal in my life. Had a plate of pasta at lunch yesterday. Woops.

I'm not even tired, but I'm forcing myself to sleep now.

Oh and I managed to sleep with Odessa and my ship is full with women (I was inspired by Sappho) 🏳️‍🌈

[unkur]

Yesterday I found Grimlock at the store.

No, I could not resist him.

Now he is always holding me at gun point while sitting on a wheel ^^

[herotox5]

[professsorlayton]

look at this shit. look. at. this. shit. it has fifteen thousand notes. what does it mean? why does a picture of the pin k panther with a to do lis that makes NO SENSE have fiFTEEN FUCKING NOTES. WHY. my mom could make better posts that this shit. what even. fuck tumblr.

[godguy0001]

looks like someone doesnt know what to do. to do. to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooooooooooo, dodododododo

[unkur]

Imagine not knowing what to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooooooooooo, dododododo is. 😭

[unkur]

My ears are so good

I was lying in bed when I heard rustling coming from above me. At first I thought it was the tape, which holds up my fairylights, giving out. But then I found this cutie patootie above my head

[CW: Arachnophobia]

I can hear a spider walking, wow.

A few months ago, I took one of those into my hand, then it crawled up my arm, neck and into my hair. Lost it in there, since its pretty long. Was funny.

Dw, found that spider on the floor later again.

[unkur]

Was at a restaurant today. Boss comes to me and shows me a picture of my grandpa that is hanging on the wall. Later the waitress shows me a few pictures of my brother and cousin she took yesterday. That's how you know you live in a village. They just come up to, ask you if you are a relative of so and so and then show you a pic.

[llamagoddessofficial]

pov you're an unattended minicon

[llamagoddessofficial]

Would you swipe right?? Yes or yes

(Art on its own below vvv)

[unkur]

The fuck you mean Deluxe-Class Ass????? 😭😭😭😭

I was looking for Transformers stuff and this is what I find. Deluxe Class Ass.

[unkur]

I am active in the Transformers fandom again and just got to the point in G1 where the Stunticons are introduced.

I have recieved this Dead End figure from my uncle a few years ago and I just wanted to make a picture of the two Dead Ends.

Yes, he is holding a swedish flag that I plugged out of a meatball at Ikea. (You can see Optimus' schoulder in this picture, I just noticed. At the very right above the pumpkin)

And yes, he can still transform, lmao.

[unkur]

I just had a 4 day long daydream, lmao. Today it paused for an hour or two, but I'm already back in it, baby.

[scp035sdiscordkitten]

HALLO HAPPY HOLIDAYS‼️‼️sorry for being dead, the holidays r busy for me. I hope u all have the jolliest of holidays and enjoy ur winter🙏 take shrimp posture 049

[unkur]

🦐

[missanna001]

[unkur]

Evie? Is that you?

Uhh nah, she's here too.

Jacob 2.0... imposter... An alter, one might even say.

[unkur]

Evie? Is that you?

Uhh nah, she's here too.

Jacob 2.0... imposter... An alter, one might even say.

[unkur]

"Epstein files release" my ass.

It's all fucking redacted. I am not surprised, sadly.

What we wanted: SCP Foundation

What we got: CP Foundation

Lovely, corrupt government you got there!