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>He doesn’t know her location, so he just pings the IP and sends it in tha general direction hoping it gets to her.

>It reaches you through some stroke of marvelous luck. It's beautiful. It's amazing. It's not something you're sharing with Dave.*

*Without some measure of heavy sighing and carrying on. You're not completely heartless.

#food tw

unlearningcomplacency

I tried to give Dave a head in a box to emulate St. Valentine’s fate, but the drone in question ruined said surprise by leaking oil out the flimsy cardboard seams.

sweetblogandhelladave

It’s either really romantic or really idiotic that we continue to get each other the same gifts each year. Though I’ll take the victory this time, since I put the drone head in a Hefty bag before sticking it in a box.

unlearningcomplacency

While practical, Hefty bags are not particularly romantic or elegant solutions. You don't win this round.

#rose lalonde gives me head day

Dave Strider is thirteen and will be thirteen forever.

#If his movies didn't make that obvious.#If his insistence on creating unusable objects out of jpeg artifacts didn't make that obvious.#If you didn't know.#I'm telling you now.

geminidoomed replied to your post: I tried to give Dave a head in a box t...

!! Hii

Hello, Sparks.

ruf1oh replied to your post: I tried to give Dave a head in a box t...

DAMARA M1SSES YOU!!! QU1CK SEND HER SOMETH1NG BEFORE YOU D1SAPPEAR ONCE AGA1N 1NTO THE REVOLUT1ONARY APOCALYPSE

stridorkable replied to your post: I tried to give Dave a head in a box t...

Hey Ms. Lalonde, you should leave a Valentimes day message in Damara’s inbox I’m sure she’d appreciate it.

Done, I sent her a message.

#geminidoomed #ruf1oh #stridorkable

I tried to give Dave a head in a box to emulate St. Valentine's fate, but the drone in question ruined said surprise by leaking oil out the flimsy cardboard seams.

sweetblogandhelladave

Just kidding, I already am done. For now. But though I’m falling quiet now, know that I haven’t left. I’ll never leave. I’ll always be there, on the boundary of blogging, ready to return. Ready to blog about my dick. Ready to serve.

unlearningcomplacency

And it looks like it's time to stop expending majyyks on an internet connection. Til next time.

#Wasting valuable power to blog about his dick.#We're definitely finished here.#We'll return before our final battle.

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Uhm.

This is the first time I’ve talked to you without Redglare’s aide. I don’t know what I’m going to do. I know what I’m going to do. I am going to drink this glass of wine.

stridorkable

No, you put that wine down I’ve got this.

Hello, Bro Strider professional Lalonde Translator, grew up on the side of Mom Lalonde.

I’ve got this tight man, tighter than those purple booty shorts on the hulks monstrous package.

unlearningcomplacency

Dick-centric imagery aside, what happened to Latula?

(Hello, Mr. Strider.)

#sweetblogandhelladave #Is glittertext still socially acceptable?#(Don't answer that. I don't care.)#glittertext #gif warning

D --> It is good to see you once more

It's a pleasure to see you as well. How long has it been?

#The constant question.#The only question I ever ask when signing on here.#'What year is it?'#What year is it?#indigenceinexcusable #asks

sweetblogandhelladave replied to your post:After all these years, Dave is still a dork.

After all these years, Rose still thinks about my dick in a positive way almost as often as she calls me a dork

Our filters are also gone, we're no longer fit for polite company.

#sweetblogandhelladave #Not that we ever were.#nsfw.

unlearningcomplacency

I came back to complain about Dave Strider because the alternative, at this point in time, is complaining to him about him.

sweetblogandhelladave

Our relationship has matured to the point where our romance is sitting in a room by ourselves complaining about each other to each other for hours on end.

#The sad awful truth.#We're old and boring.#But the old part is mostly on Dave.#I still look ten years younger than he does.#The curse of white people: aging at astonishing rates.#Stop the presses Dave Strider is OLD.#Ma'am the presses have been stopped for years.#Oh right. My bad.#And he's rubbing off on me just look at these tags.#God have mercy.

ruf1oh replied to your post:I came back to complain about Dave Strider because...

Where are the legion of interns. Are they available to listen to complaining.

As far as I know, there are only scattered survivors left. Everyone has gone their separate ways because it simply isn't feasible to stay in groups larger than three or four. The drones are too numerous and too well-armed for massive settlements.

#ruf1oh

I came back to complain about Dave Strider because the alternative, at this point in time, is complaining to him about him.

#does he continue to mumble incessantly

Yes.

#ruf1oh

After all these years, Dave is still a dork.

#Hello from the apocalypse.#I'm closing in on fifty.

geminidoomed replied to your post: geminidoomed answered your question: The Third...

eheh, iit2 exau2tiing ii2 what iit ii2. be2iide2 II’m pretty 2ure fiightiing revolutiion2 ii2 a lot more iimpre22iive than my 2hiit

Not necessarily. We're fighting a losing battle, after all, and you're preparing for the future.

#geminidoomed

geminidoomed answered your question: The Third Antichrist is dead and that’s what I’ve...

2ettiing up a new planet, iit2 law2, and 2tartiing an educatiion 2y2tem, whiile runniing trouble2hootiing for an alliied governemnt

Upstaging me is not allowed, Sollux.

#geminidoomed #That's impressive though.

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