Brojima

Just whose inside of me? The monster pulling strings. [[Bro Strider blog! Pchum and Kik is technograffitti, tracked tag is stridorkable ]]

[stridorkable]

We’re like the living embodiment of nineties nostaglia at this point, which is really all I ever wanted to be in life. 

[bullflight]

So who’s the tacky w1ndbreaker and who’s the tamagotch1? 

[stridorkable]

God, I want to be both. 

[princessharumi]

GUYS LOOK AT THE NEW DOGGY POKEMON OMG ITS SO CUUUUUTE OH NOOOOO

[princessharumi]

EDIT: A SECOND PICTURE AAAAAA

[stridorkable]

Yeah, obviously.

My degree in engineering tells me that it’s going to make it run way faster. 

[deactivatedamned-deactivated201]

it makes us run faster so it’s perfectly plausible 

[stridorkable]

So it’s fizzing now. 

I want to try drinking the irradiated runoff how much of a good idea is that you would say?

[bullflight]

V1c and Bro are both on my dash. 1 feel l1ke 1′m only 15 aga1n. th1s 1s we1rd. 

[stridorkable]

We’re like the living embodiment of nineties nostaglia at this point, which is really all I ever wanted to be in life. 

[stridorkable]

I am on Vic’s ship, because he asked me to inspect it while it was in the warehouse. 

What exactly does this thing run on again? Mountain Dew?

[deactivatedamned-deactivated201]

nuclear energy actually

do you wanna pour mountain dew on the reactor? 

[stridorkable]

Yeah, obviously.

My degree in engineering tells me that it’s going to make it run way faster. 

[jewelofafrlca-deactivated202303]

Oh my god someone named their child Naruto. 

[stridorkable]

It was me, I did it. 

[stridorkable]

Up top of this ship. 

A literal ship, to be precise.

(Can you tell how hard we worked on this routine?)

[deactivatedamned-deactivated201]

sh dont give it away it ruins the magic for the kids

[stridorkable]

I am on Vic’s ship, because he asked me to inspect it while it was in the warehouse. 

What exactly does this thing run on again? Mountain Dew?

[deactivatedamned-deactivated201]

what the fucks is up

[stridorkable]

We’re the fucks that are up. 

[deactivatedamned-deactivated201]

fucking right we are 

up top

[stridorkable]

Up top of this ship. 

A literal ship, to be precise.

(Can you tell how hard we worked on this routine?)

[deactivatedamned-deactivated201]

what the fucks is up

[stridorkable]

We’re the fucks that are up. 

[stridorkable]

Sup.

[cherrycurio-deactivated20240227]

im fine

[stridorkable]

So you’re positive you don’t need somebody to build you a new rib cage out of carbonnanofibers. 

[cherrycurio-deactivated20240227]

i hate cracked ribs so much

i h a t e 

[stridorkable]

Are you okay?

[morcinder]

i have a dirty secret

i hate energy drinks i think 90% of them are disgusting and the rest are just tolerable

there i said it captors everywhere and my bro are scandalized

[stridorkable]

The entire point of energy drinks is that they’re disgusting to consume. Have I taught you nothing?

[stridorkable]

Sup.

[morcinder]

its not even the worst ive looked

[stridorkable]

Even at your worst you look way better than most people’s bests, honestly.

[fatbayonetta]

tonight we will be dining on my finest china

[kidcorvus-blog]

it doesnt take much to bait the masses

[stridorkable]

Especially when you’re as clever, insightful and funny as the two of us gents