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comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan
This is going to no one in particular but the void of Tumblr itself but I have to share it to express the disappointment in men I've found myself with
I think sex repulsed aces should be able to openly embrace their indentity, their "culture" and to be openly happy being themselves without having to say for the 627291 time things like "but it's okay if other people enjoy sexual stuff!" so people don't harrass them, or accuse them of being "puritans".
Has this been done yet?
Chill
Series
(Peter Parker x mutant!reader)
(Best friend!MJ x mutant!reader)
(Friend!Wade Wilson x mutant!reader)
Warning: dirty jokes, language, torture, blood, kidnapping, self-harm, fluff, angst,
Summary: Life is never easy, but u still try to get through it. You never knew you had powers. It didnât make things easy but it made your life a hell of a lot cooler, especially when your living with the merc with a mouth and your best friend is an introvert.
Masterlist
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Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5Â
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Hands down the BEST series Iâve read in a long time!! My god this had me in all the feels, I canât wait to see what happens next!!!!đ„°đ„°
I don't think there's anything more powerful than an individual realising that they never needed a Someoneâąïž to help them out of their depression.
When that individual realises they clawed their own fucking way out of that pit, that is when we should fear them.
This is going to no one in particular but the void of Tumblr itself but I have to share it to express the disappointment in men I've found myself with
Sarah J. Maas Bonus Chapter Masterlist
Many people have posted images of the bonus chapters from Sarah J. Maas's books, and I thank you for giving us access to content we would have missed out on otherwise. However, no one person has posted all of them, so I figure that I can collate the links in one place.
There are minor spoilers below the cut in the chapter descriptions, so be wary of looking too far ahead, if you have not read all the books.
Chapter 8 - 51 (end of chapter 8)
Now I can see it.
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The Chance To Breathe [S.H.]
Request: Hey! I saw your requests were open and itâs been a really rubbish fine for me lately, so I was wondering if you could do a Steve Harrington X reader who has depression and anxiety, sleeps a lot and barely eats, but feels like a failure for not being able to do anything productive so has anxiety attacks. I like the caring nature of steve, so can you make it angst/fluffy? Iâm really sorry itâs a heavy subject, so feel free to disregard this request if it isnât a pleasant one xx
A/N: This is sorta, kinda based off the scene in season two of Skam France where Charles helps Manon get out of her room for the night. Also, this sort of hits home because lifeâs been really difficult lately, so please be warned that this does touch some sensitive topics like depression, anxiety, etc.
Requested by: @unleashthebeees
Please donât plagiarize my work!
Word Count: 1,023
The sound of knocking causes you to open your eyes, staring at the blank wall before you as you remain silent.
You hear the person on the other side of the door, your roommate, sigh in response. The slight jingle of their hand falling on the doorknob causing your shoulders to tense slightly. Soon after, their voice echoes about; âY/N?â Your roommate calls, voice soft and unsure. âPlease donât kill me, butâŠâ Brows furrowing, you gain the energy to push yourself upwards, sitting upright as your eyes fall on your bedroom door. âJust, donât kill me. I know youâre gonna want to, butâŠâ
Watching as the doorknob starts turning, your eyes widen. âJulia,â you hiss, âwhat are youââ
Before you can finish your sentence, the door opens and in steps Steve, not Julia like you wouldâve expected. Your eyes widen at the sight of your boyfriend, swallowing thickly as Julia nervously pokes her head in past him, sending you a sheepish smile.Â
Pushing yourself up to your feet, you hiss out Juliaâs name, moving towards her but before you can reach her, she promptly shuts your door, leaving you alone with Steve. Silence floods the room as you glance nervously up at him, before quickly averting your gaze. Steve only continues to stare down at you with a frown, the worry evident in his gaze.
âY/NâŠââ
âYou canât be here,â you interrupt with a shake of your head. Briefly, you glance around the room, looking for a distraction before your eyes land on your laptop. Hastily, you walk towards it, pulling the screen up and turning to Steve. âI have a lot of homework to do and iâm just really not feeling well, soââ
âStop, stop,â Steve sighs, shaking his head as he closes the distance between you. His hand falls on your own, slowly shutting your laptop and guiding you to sit in your desk chair. You do so with a frown, lips still left parted as if to say something but all words caught in the back of your throat.Â
The moment youâre settled, Steve crouched down in front of you, setting his hands on your knees as he frowns up at you. âWhatâs going on?â He asks with a tired voice, biting his bottom lip in worry. âYou barely come to school anymore to school and when you do, you avoid me. You refuse to leave your bedroom and your roommate says that all you do is sleep. You donât answer my calls or texts.â Pausing for just a moment, Steve shakes his head; âwhatâs going on with you?â
You lick your lips slowly, feeling your eyes water but refusing to let any tears actually fall. Instead, you turn your head to the left, shrugging your shoulders. âNothingâs going on,â you lie, unable to miss the way Steve scoffs in disbelief, leaning back. âIâm fine.â
âI know that youâre not.â
âI am,â you nod, desperate for him to believe you. Meeting his eyes once again, you continue to nod. âI just⊠I have a lot of homework and iâm really not feeling well. My head really hurts and my stomach⊠and thereâs just so much that has to be done,â as you start to ramble, it becomes a little too hard for you to hold back your tears.
You start to choke on your words, Steveâs eyes widening in concern as tears begin to pour down your cheeks and your breath quickens.Â
âAnd I donât have any motivation to get it done, but I want to do it. I wanna do well, hang out with friends and it just feels like nothing is working out and I donât know what to do aboutâ.â
âOkay, okay,â Steve soothes, his voice soft as his hands fall on your cheeks. He cups them, his thumbs wiping your tears away as she gently shushes you, nodding at you in encouragement to take a minute and breathe. âItâs okay. Come on, itâs okay.â
Shaking your head in his grip, you sniffle. âNo,â you sob, voice pitching. âNo, itâs not.â
Steve only pauses a moment before standing up. Before you know it, his hands are around your waist, pulling you up to your feet and then heâs leaning back, once again cupping your cheeks and pulling you close. He leans his forehead against your own and runs a hand through your hair soothingly. âCome on,â he guides, moving to step back. âIâm taking you out on a date. Getting you away from everything.â
âNo,â you moan, shaking your head. âI told you, I have homeworkââ
âNo,â Steve interrupts, âiâm not taking a no for an answer. You need to get out of this room. You need fresh air. You need to breathe, so come on.â
âSteveââ
You donât even get to finish arguing before youâre suddenly up and over Steveâs shoulder, a gasp of surprising leaving your lips as he does so. You grip the back of his jacket tightly, his name leaving your lips in a shrill plea. âPut me down,â you order, watching as your room grows further and further away from you. âSteve, put me down.â
âIâm taking you out on a date and thatâs final.â
âSteve!â
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âThere you goâŠâ
Blinking slowly, you feel your head fall back into your pillows, Steve crouched over you. You watch him with tired eyes, noting how itâs much darker then you remembered it being. Your eyes follow Steveâs movements carefully as he pulls your sheets over you, tucking you in and then leaving your side, pulling off his jacket and soon following you on the other side of the bed.
He wraps an arm around your waist, pulling you close as he brushes a few strands of hair out of your face. You turn to him as he does, tucking your head into the crook of his next with a content sigh.
And then, just as your eyes fall shut, you let out a whisper of; âthank youâŠâ
Steve pauses for a moment in surprise, a small smile falling on his lips at your words. Then, he presses a kiss against your forehead, sighing wistfully.
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What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks thatâs true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. Itâs why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, itâs not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.
What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and theyâre just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxyâs edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.
I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.
@brainsforbabyjesus
okay butâŠthat is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.
Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).
We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.
The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesnât even have a cool name; itâs just called âThe Great Oxygenation Eventâ; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planetâs history is the one thatâs called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).
This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.
OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*
Shut Up, I Donât Care
Chapter 8 - 50
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things to say after fucking up egregiously
pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
let's run that again
one more time normal style
I'm going to become a statistic
further proof god is out to get me
it's because I tore my acl senior year
I couldn't do it for religious reasons
my ex took my talent in the divorce
good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)
do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare
if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.
DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT FRIEND YOU CUT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT OLD COWORKER YOU HATED!!!! IT WONâT HELP YOU!!!! CHOOSE YOURSELF!!!!
I'm SORRY I just wanted to see how MISERABLE HIS LIFE IS WITHOUT ME
Shocking how many people donât know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk theyâre eating is a baby chicken
once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but theyâre both yellow."
Behold
A chicken
[image: a lemon.]
Thatâs a chicken canât you fucking read