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fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva

why every male protag in a horror game called ethan

docteryn

They know what they did

fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva

arguably the most ominous reply on any of the my posts

ratbastarddotfuck

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

digitalsymbiote

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

transmortifried

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

charlesoberonn

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

anatomizer

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

thepersonalmossblog

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

beingharsh

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

beingharsh

finally someone says something kind of titillating

geniusbee

these are getting weird

synthfagz

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

bilesandthesourwolf

i can never leave this place

eclipticle

grazing with mama

toxicmp3

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

toxicmp3

men with abs aren’t capable of love

plasmalink

The axe forgets. The tree forgets. The squirrels in the forest forget. Nobody remembers

plasmalink

post cancelled

whatmoredoyouwangfromme

I WAS GONNA SAY “this is funnier cause its not loading” BUT THEN MY SCREENSHOT CAME OUT CROOKED?!?!

IDK WHAT HAPPENED

plasmalink

a mere dutch angle is nowhere near enough to capture the depths of my insanity

The wrong people are dying

strike-another-match

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

valtsv

taking off a mask to reveal what lies beneath as a romantic gesture is overdone, and besides i want to see the romantic or even platonic potential of protecting someone's identity beneath the mask, without any expectation of ever being allowed to see what's under it. picking it up and holding it gently to their face when it's knocked off and they're in danger of being exposed, without trying to catch a glimpse of what they "really" look like under there. throwing yourself in front of them to hide them from view while they put themselves back together without taking advantage or looking back to see what you're protecting. learning to read them by body language, tone of voice, and behaviour so well that you never need to see their face to feel like you know and understand them.

valtsv

and needless to say. the mask stays on during sex.

manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

smadsel

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

smadsel

that’s not the whole flag, now is it