meh.

My feelings, or something

[staff]

Remember Friday, when a single slip of fabric covered up the whole internet? Here’s a few stats about exactly how much and how quickly that dress blew up.

73 million: Total number of pageviews on the original dress post by swiked.

483,000: Number of notes on the original post by the end of Friday night. 

140,000: Approximate number of pageviews per minute between 10:30 p.m. and 11:30 p.m. on Friday.

31: Total number of articles that BuzzFeed has published about the dress, to date. 

5,000+: Number of fan mails and asks swiked had received by the end of Friday night.

"Suuuuuper low": Level of standards that swiked ultra-charmingly advises her new followers to have.

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Shit's fucked up, but here's a weird kitten

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Look, kittens.

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Stockholm again, as usual, crazy shits going down

[nationaljournal]

Pokemon as presidents.

Created by Brandon Dayton. 

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Fuck this. Fuck this post so much.

Do not tell me your best friend would not sit in at your lunch table for three fucking days just staring blankly at your old seat wishing that you were there to fill the space with laughter.

Do not tell me your younger brother would not break down in the middle of class because you guys started talking about your favorite type of subject in school.

Do not tell me your mother would not stare into the mirror with trembling lips wishing she could be bringing you home from the hospital rather than having to escort you away in a casket to the nearest graveyard.

Do not tell me your father would not begin working the night shifts to distract himself of the silence at home because you’re not up until the ungodly hours of the night talking to what’s-his/her-face on the phone because you guys are so in love.

Do not tell me your boyfriend/girlfriend would not go into your room and put on the last hoodie you wore trying to desperately imprint your sent onto their skin so they never forget your smell.

Do not tell me your friends would not stare blankly at the gymnasium wall after the principal has announced your death to the entire school making no sound trying to convince themselves this is just another one of your impractical jokes.

Do NOT fucking TELL ME this bullshit line of how the stars would still appear the sun would still come out the earth would still rotate and the seasons will still change because without YOU you lil beautiful piece of human being none of these people will want ANY of that to happen.

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^

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Tror seriöst min säng är det bästa som finns.

Och katter, katter äger.

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Så bakis... whyyyy here's kittens

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Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

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spiders.

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they’re like tiny 8-legged cats how can anyone hate them

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Look at these nerds.

[itsokaytobesmart]

Arachnerds, indeed.

Don’t fear the spiders!

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I'm a 16 year old girl & haven't gotten ANY shots / physicals since I was in Kindergarden . I attend public school without my vaccinations etc etc etc and my school allows me to attend with no hesitation. It's my body, my rights. I don't have to put any shit in it that I don't want to. And I'm still very healthy to this day. 5"4 118 lbs.

Ok, y’all need to stop because this is getting embarrassing. I’m starting to lose my temper.

So just because in all your 16 years you have never gotten sick doesn’t mean that vaccines aren’t necessary. I’m 25 and I have never been in a car accident- that doesn’t mean that I don’t have to wear a seatbelt or check my mirrors when I change lanes. Your personal experience- and the experience of any one individual unvaccinated person- DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING. AT ALL. PERIOD. If you weren’t as selfish and clueless as the vibe I’m getting, you’d thank your vaccinated classmates and fellow citizens for your streak of good health. Your height to weight ratio has nothing to do with vaccines or sometimes even if you are healthy, ps.

You don’t wanna put ‘shit’ in your body? Cool. Don’t. But stay the hell away from the doctor’s office or the ER if you or someone in your house comes down with something, because the only way to fix it is to put ‘shit’ in your body to keep you from dying or having chronic life-altering after effects. And obviously the latter isn’t a priority.

Actually… You don’t trust vaccines? Fine! Why stop there! Don’t use inhalers to prevent status asthmaticus, don’t use birth control pills to prevent unwanted pregnancy and help horrific menstrual cramps, don’t use aspirin to help a headache, don’t use chemotherapy to cure cancer, don’t use insulin to keep type 1 diabetics out of fatal comas, don’t use neosporin to keep your skinned knee from getting infected.

Because if you don’t trust the science behind vaccines, why trust the rest of it?

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[thecodinglove]

when I don't have to go to a boring meeting

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Today.