salty peas

hi i'm alexandra welcome to this pile of trash and cute animals

[meanbuddhist]

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[despazito]

Why am I being shown tweets from this republican senator with an old vacuum fixation

[despazito]

[dubiousdisco]

[wolgerrswraith-deactivated20250]

Meanwhile, on the boxed set of Twin Peaks I paid $49.99 for with the worst captioning I've seen in my life

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[girlnephew]

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[stupidpetface]

[fullmetalfisting]

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

[elmyraerased]

[infertilityidol]

[beemovieerotica]

most beautiful instagram account

[devilishdescent]

horses are terrible. they’re buff and smoove and i hate looking at and seeing them

[devilishdescent]

they’re like big hard dogs with no soul and awful homunculus teeth. miss me with that shit

[devilishdescent]

yesterday someone told me horses “have friendly faces” and that’s the least human opinion ive ever heard

[devilishdescent]

horses look like if a race of men were twisted into animals for profaning a dark and nameless god in a time before time

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

[televisionenjoyer]

[filthysanta-blog]