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Dumb Things: Otto

I don’t write on @unnaturaltitties anymore cuz I don’t wanna log out but this is that mini series continued with part two, still based on the dumb shit me and @regular-mexican-girl or @kimixx88 have convos about

Otto, blazed out of his fucking mind: In this veggie kingdom, it’s suck or be sucked

Georg called out his name and said happy holidays: Hey! Choke! First performance in Drama class: Hi my name is Otto, but as we are preforming Oedipus, you may now only refer to me as Ottopus or king. Reading rules of being Mormon: They can’t drink water!…..Water? Wine? WATER? Talking to Bobby Maler : See, I keep staring at the clock hoping to see when the fuck I asked you

About Melchior: God I fucking hate him. His smile, makes him redeemable. Aww, he did a cute thing!….Well now when I kill him I’ll be more gentle Looking at his phone, 4 minutes after auditioning for a show: I’m waiting for the message to tell me I didn’t make it in. I’d rather be sad about not making it than anxious about having to share a scene with a little bitch

Breathes in and out humidified water: Vape life is hard Georg insisting that Ritz is bi: No, you’re bi-stupid, shut up

At rehearsals: Maybe….maybe I can high kick all my problems away, if only Melchi would come within reach of my legs After his fourth show: Somehow, I keep getting downgraded in roles but getting more stage time. I must be that pretty, just need to shut up. Bangs his toe against a wall: Motherfucker!….Not that anyone here has….thought of fucking…their mother…..haha eww gross

These are less good but I wrote something and I like them so like……yay!!

fyeahdeafawakening

Moritz’s ‘voice’ first appears as his shadow on the chalkboard during “Bitch of Living” in Deaf West Spring Awakening [x]

kinnie-thots-flags

Carrotkin flag!

unnaturaltitties

Yesenia is a carrot kin and I'm the one here to expose her

valjeans

hello everyone this definitely isn’t a list of all the musical boots i could find online in a handy google doc for everyone to use and reblog during this very isolated and boring time!!

unnaturaltitties

This is for y'all. Also, we back. Or at least I'm back.

#lil yari

sup guys i’m back

so I’m back on here after forgetting this blog even existed so...

I’m in the mood to write some schtuff

I write for

-Dear Evan Hansen

- Be more chill

-Newsies

-Waitress

-And spring awakening (yari is better at writing sa tho)

plz send requests <3

#yesy depressy #deh #dear evan hansen #bmc #be more chill #newsies #waitress #spring awakening

seatrench

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

cetitanhasmoved

sorry the what? the what moray

cromerholt

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

cartiercocaine-blog

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

dont-touch-my-fandoms

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

blocboybucciarati

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

lesbianskunkrat

I WATCH THIS EVERYDAY

murpha

#yesy depressy #coraline

honey-tea

🦌🌲

#yesy depressy #cottgecore #animals

oak23

Steaming hot take but marie kondo is literally an internationlly recognised expert in her field and white people mocking and questioning her and her methods despite not even being organised at an amateur level is a substantially racist action that seeks to undermine her both as a Japanese person and as a woman and I genuinely expected better from white progressives, especially white women.